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Lowellchris
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Are all of these misspelled on purpose ? Toilet and Kleenex ? So many band names , who wants to bet that a few will be actual bands in the near fewture . [ sp . intentionul]
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It grinds my gears
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Angry McPisseron
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Yes, the misspellings are intentional. My full band names web page is right here if you're interested (CAUTION: LONG READ! It contains 6,454 band names as of today!)
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Angry McPisseron
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Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional} Shampooing the Toliet Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser! Foul Cerebrum Odour Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes Hairy Nutsack Explosion |
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Angry McPisseron
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The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band Stop Vacuuming the Toliet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer The Greenhorns are Squeaky ♫They Call Me Dilute Urine!♫ (quite rightly) Mopping a Moose Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Paricium is some High-Tech Shit The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again |
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Angry McPisseron
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Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor Defecating into a Wheelie Bin Eating Soup with Molten Spoons Leaving Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional) Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs The Papasan is an Asshaberdasher Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash Over There's a Poopy Diaper; You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Mopping the Chandelier Shooing Away Hummingbird Moths for Pete Sakes Hairy Panties Canon Coolpix Cameras are Brie Windows XP -- Are You Shitting Me? Drink like the Cleaning Lady Does...Directly from the Chlorox Jug! |
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Angry McPisseron
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The Destitution of Smaug Ignorance of the Flowerpot Smells Like Burning Plastic Using Only ½ a Cup of Regular Bleach -17° and No Air Conditioning Rat Squished by a Hide-A-Bed Santa Clause Leaving a Shit Down a Chimmney Toxic Fireplace Syndrome Hosing Down a Dipsty Dumpster Poisonous Lederhosen in Orange Burning Cigarette Stubs Melting a Wax Wall Uranator {sp. intentional} Bathing in Warm Doormouse Poddy Peach Pit Stenosis ♪ Girls Don't Got Rythm ♪ Cat Piss Fever Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant |
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Lowellchris
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Impacted Fistula
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It grinds my gears
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Angry McPisseron
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Poopinary Incontinence ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!! Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker Pissinary Incontinence Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Cancer of the Asshole Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss Tegretol Cirrus Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional} Whistling Pete Enema Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional} There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!) You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It" I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine! Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional} Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!! As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!} Gluttons for Punishment Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale! Pop Rocks Singer Flush the Fucking Toilet, Douchebag! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads Gumball Machine Micturition Tempest® in a Water Closet Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.} Every Time You Flush a Toilet, God Kills a Fece Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!! Gonorrhea of the Knockers Dead Tacos Bell-Grande Top Ticking the Titty Tat! The Douchenemabags Who Smote Thee Down? Captain Proton to the Rescue! Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal! Snail Micturition Urinous Hose Bib Who Peed on My Toothbrush? Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional} Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"} You Must Go to the Beach Terminal Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub Foul Neocortex Discharge Once Bitten, Twice Smitten All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound? Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle Massenguillotine Panty Leakers Stinky Sneakers That Clock is Faslow! Slipper Micturition Fore!(play) Toothbrush Sweat Faggedaboutit Boot Micturition Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob Wanna Get Bad? Baby, When the Toilet Seat's Up! Out through the In Door Calculator Lacrimation Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree Faget Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae Violinist On the Wall Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Edward Diagonalcutterhands Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds Zombie Giraffe Larvae Front Porch Stenosis Self-Deflating Towels Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes A Glass Full of Worm Sperm Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack Inverted Cheerios Perfume for Your Rats |
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Angry McPisseron
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Semisolid Crayons Lawn Mower Emesis Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!! Disposable Biscuits Sentient Screaming Valance Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug Carbonated Pane ♪ Santa Ana is Coming to Town! ♪ Wet Humanitarian Scalding Dog Smoke Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan Foul Pinball Machine Odour Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional} Snowmobile Micturition Bean-Eating Elderly Mortified Coffee Table Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube Secretary of the Bladder Reporters that Hate Snow Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed! Night Light Death Ray My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot! Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!! Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs? Megabyterapers Buckets of Calico Halibut Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists Sweating Volcano Urinous Showerhead ♪ Kimm Cardassian ♪ Puttles in His Pittles Excreting Richard Nixon Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune Devouring Our Axillae Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes ♪ We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes ♪ Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin Rotting Wheelchair Purple is Extremely Noisy Liquid Helicopter Exploding Lice in my Laundry Scalding Dog Doodie The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty Hairless Wild Boars Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo! Two Hundred Cups of Coffee Urinous Fucking Rose Bush Licking Moose Antlers Robot Turds Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane Java Sweat TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!! Carbonated Pet Rats Volcanic Hirsutism Exploding Liquid Paper Automated Light Bulb Destructor Frozen Walker on a Stick Fucking Antimatter f**king Blows Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas Unclogging a Toilet with an Alligator Cats Landing on Saturn The Cow Jumped Over the Sun Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes Encrustulated Milk Jug Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt Satanic HVAC Tech Tampon Bathysphere Sentient Young Vomiting Valence Flattened 'Pepsy' Can Liquid Plumbr Enema Milk Has No Penus Playtex Bathyscape Liquid Mullet Battlestar Tampax Selsun Sultan Showing a Dildo to a Faggot Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand Burglars & Scones Chair Urin8r Catheters Copulate Noisily There's No 'I' in 'God' Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens I Can Shit a Crescent Roll Drāno Enema Diaper Repairman Chainsaw Enema Uranated Tampon {note sp.} Bank Tylenol Fizzy Toilet Goodbye Porpoise Hazardous Redwood Urinal Explosion Spazzy Sink Tampax Astronaut Blackened Fish Tail Yak Vomitus Loud Chair {toilet} Fishtank on the Floor {toilet} Terra Cotto Salami Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine Douchebucket Mr.SnausageSniffer SpongeBoob HypodermicPants |
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Angry McPisseron
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Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe} Terror Destructor Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes! Piss Flute Aural Assault Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.} PHUQ & YR K47 TU! Studly Collars of H8Red The Nippular Area That's MISTER gay person to You & Don't you Forget That! Douche Bikini Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves} The Boobal Area Eu de Poontang We're So Coral! The Diaper Bandits Smells Like Nookie Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional} Tastes Like Piss Ants The Dead Socks Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer Big Ears Like a Ferengi This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas The Busted Sissy Sticks Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof SHY-Oh-Lay Toa-LYE-It Where's the Maggots? Nocturnal Defecation I Guess Tummz is Temporary The Seven Year Bitch Diabeetus {as Willard Brimhole would pronounce it} Duke is Not a Rat Perianal Nappy Itch The TV Tube is Pregnant Conducting Insulators Uranated Goldfish {note sp.} We Aren't Peckerheads! Triolic Waves of Love International Corduroy Uranating on the Machine {note sp.} Masturbating Tampon Parade Bookmarking Our Bungholes Salty Peckerwood Fire Comes from Firemen I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar! URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional} Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl Kissing the Black Gear Satan's Duotronic Robots Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken Stinks Like Preteen Spirits Kotex U-Boat Redwood Solids Bruce Willis Shooting a Toilet You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE' Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone Eucalyptus Impersonator Dog Urine Splenic Freeze Orange Crush Necrosis The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb Naked Supermodel Chunks Telepathic Piddlehead C-3PO Lives in my Armpit Unicorn Fart Pastry Washing Your Dishes in the Toilet You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional} Tenna Twirl The Invisible Woman is a Twat! Leaky Bush Pail DVDs that Sweat Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe! Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day! Viva Moñitor HypnoSphere™ What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.} Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair Light Meters of Destruction The Five Horsemen Lederhosen in Blood-Red Fire Ants on the Toilet Seat HypnoTrapezoid™ This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod! Camera Micturition Neocortex Lavage Satanic Floating Eyeball The Goldfish are Squeaky Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toilets Trance-O-Tron™ Rhododendron Spiller Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit) The Lubricated Snausages Babie Fat Tree Larvae Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat! The Douche Song Sand Mustard Faggy Phone Thug The Litterbox Song Song Femtotubular "F" Cockroach Resort Suite Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit Assume the Pole Position™ The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm My Poo is Deformed!!! What's Wrong with my Peanut?!? The Surfactant is Flat! That Beer is a Liar Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses! Give that Amish a Douche Squeaky Porch Clocks Perhaps the Code is Incorrect Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!! Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional} Horse Pig {mounted police officer} Electronic Booger Detector Shaving with Rusty Gillettes I'm Not your Superhero! We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional} You Insult Our Ways! Easy, Stick Boy! The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie His TC is Too Low ♪ Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party ♪ Salty Pit Drippings |
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Angry McPisseron
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Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate! Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel! He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice} He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers! We Don't Like You Magical Urine Shower Anthraxosis Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toilet Cactus Nymphs Revelationarama Eucalyptus Killer Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial} Slower than Sloth Shit Wrapping Christmas Water Burned Replicated Bird Meat Spectrometer of Doom Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha! Leaving the Lamp Unflushed We Aren't Greenhorns Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled} ♪ We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id! ♪ Bowling for Barium Enemas Coffee Cups Full of Micturition Getting a Suntan on Venus The Shark Attack Broom Flushing After 3:37am NO WRONG!!! Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!) Whirlm without a Dream ♪ A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away! ♪ Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth! ♪ Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser ♪ Panty Sweat Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher) Electrochemical Hosebag Pepsi Bottle Microscopes The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire Squidward Tortellini Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses iDon't Go Poo-Poo Time to Feed the Garbear Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite! Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!! Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole Electronic Fishbulb Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel Invisible Sweat Brick (Shit)house Table Lamp Emesis Biochemical Lacrimation Rotten Dog Odour Piss Satan Electromechanical Nerds Vacuum Nads Infected Piss Weasel Penile Gang Member There's a Rat on the Cat Tree! Ambien Walrus Wet Cat Smell Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily! Zealotry Sparking Up a J Scrambled Afterbirth Vulcan Thumbfuck Transfinancial Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional} The Toilet Muscles Pain in the Diodes Doobie Enuresis Digeredon't Eau De Armpit Warm Carbonated Micturition Reconstituted Faggots Powdered Sink Instant Toilet -- Just Add Mud Fizzy Dentifrice Eau de Poontang The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones) Hooray for Asphalt! Nair Alibi Mayonnaise Hardon Broken Ketchup Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows Green Jello Rulz!!! Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes! That Pizza is Brie Urin8r Destroyr |
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Who's the Unsub?
The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again Tennis, Antibody? Chromodynamic Geeks Axe Anticavity Douche ♪ Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain! ♪ There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Neodyne Nerds Toilet Manibusdick (John Hancock) Carburetor Sweat The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS") The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads") Shoo Majick The Flowers are Sunny Battling a Nasty PTI Plush Bombs Fembot Sweat Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You! Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.) Add 6 Cups of Lye Antelope Sweat Mad Dog 20/20 Disease Pissed-Off Basketballs Pissed-On Bubblegum Kyubimon's a Lezzy! Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell Yes, We Have No Firearms Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toilet Barking at Saturn Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer! Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot? ♪ No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks! ♪ What's Up with the Vinculum? Puppy Sweat The Dingleberries That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Jell-O Creamatory There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks Butt Sandwich Heiney Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled} WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints Asshole Chair Vengeance Metal Saturn on Hell Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery! ♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪ ♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪ Stop f**king My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toilet! Pig Benis Rig Bubber Batteries from Hell The Guy who Wrote the Song Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Mechanically Seperated Chicken Antiproton Soup Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss! 57 Maggots Neutron Hosebag Sample Text Stop Inseminating My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad Secondary Hull Lavage Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing! The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.) The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Smell it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Dying Rose Bush Lactation Envelope Emesis Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!* PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall Free Cockroaches! Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker |
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Angry McPisseron
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Piss Cauliflower
Velvet Asshaberdasher Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampotty Shampoo! Cardiac Cuttlege Sweeping the Ceiling Cleanax Micturition You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional} Arrested Java Shampoo Muttonchops from Heaven Cleaning Toilet Sludge Off the Chandelier Mopping the Dishwasher Vaccuming the Fishtank Trump is a Douchenoozle Waxing the Lawn The Rascalators Ironing the Toilet Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures Shampooing a Giraffe Stop Ironing My Socks or Lance Corporal Antilepton will Puke in Your Shirt Drawer Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal! ?OVERFLOW OF THE TOLIET ERROR {sp. intentional} Dry Cleaning Our Prefrontal Lobes Smell Ya Later Computator! Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional} Shampooing the Toilet Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser! Foul Cerebrum Odour Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes Hairy Nutsack Explosion The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band Stop Vacuuming the Toilet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer The Greenhorns are Squeaky ♪ They Call Me Dilute Urine! ♪ (quite rightly) Mopping a Moose Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Paricium is some High-Tech Shit The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor Defecating into a Wheelie Bin Eating Soup with Molten Spoons Leaving Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional) Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs The Papasan is an Asshaberdasher Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash |
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Angry McPisseron
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♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪ Flipping Satin the Birdie {sp. intentional} I 8 PP Stop Shooting My Stove or Subcommander Testicle will Flush Away Your Dinner Forks SAMPLE TEXT HERE Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional} Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See an Orthopaedic Surgeon Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional} Pedophiles are Brie Smoke Like a Chimney Rat Piddle Hyperthermia Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur Hydrofluoric Acid Douche Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional} Sweat Farm Air Freshener Baleen with Viagra |
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Angry McPisseron
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Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends
Laser Galvos of Doom Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes Switch 1,053,000 Looping is for Faggots Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel The Green Lantern Destroying a Toliet Seat Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove} Pubic Enema #2 ¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes ?DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR IN THE TOLIET BOWL Total and Complete Asshaberdashery Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb Febreze Vacuum Rottener Batman Demolishing a Uranator Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot! Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin Superman Demolishing a Dustcart Yo, wassup homes? Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Little Wheels (Not Turning) Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee is Full of Pee-Pee The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal Santa's Little Harmer VHS Video Hypnotic Blindly Touching Her Boobs Class IV: The Toylet Carrot Rope Deadman's Switch Disengage This Popcycle Freezes Real ≠ Unreal Ripping a Band-Aid Off No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause Boneless Accordions Icycle Insomnia We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Bring the Dissonance Borg Academie Kitty on Death's Patio Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Flush It Football Isn't for Sissies! Killswitch Rejoice Halleluja Water Closet Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional} Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes! The Homo Telephones Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional} My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich Fireflies in Discord You're a Douche You're a Douche! ¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo! Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes The Unsanitary Napkins The Pee Bottle Bomber "Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional} The Sweaty Ramekins Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional} Perspiring like a Policeman Sweaty Furkins Praying to the Porcelain God Is Bender Really a Queer? Koji Minamoto, It is Time Mouldy Loaves and Fishes I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies! The Homophobiacs The Dickheads The Homo Phones NeoSporan Pain Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Bowler's Pee The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza) Hillbilly Snatch Punk Piss Boob Pus Rhino Clit The Butt Dumplings Golfer's Lacrimation You Seafood Inappropriately The Hidden Enemy Tree Sweat Tour de Dillhole MyDeath.com Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control Vaginabooklet.com Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Blindly Touching Her Ears Carbohydrate Proteene Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Perspire In Your Socks! Penilemagazine.edu Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional} Urine Luck THE F46607$ Telephone Sweat |
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Angry McPisseron
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Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes
Charma Kameleon Sitting Naked by the Phone Hooray for Acrylic!!! Verses & Delusion Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair Boy George Without Makeup H8red Is an Addiction Shampooing a Fireplace Uranating the Dog {note sp.} Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple Moderate Asshaberdashery Cupatimmy Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {spoken like Butt-Head} Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee Have a Drink On You! Tree Uranation {sp. intentional} Flat Tyre Beer Toliet Dentition Stealing a Bone from the Dog Gastric Micturition Mouldy Slippers Axillary Lavage Patellar Collapse Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe Such Douche-Tastic Friends Spachela! All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!! Carburetor Lavage Phear the Dirty Uranator! Black Gears of H8Red Blindly Touching Her Boobs Uricide Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross? Windoe Terd Burglers {sp. intentional} Spanking the Blue Whale Peeing Uranated Glass Marble Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate ¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta! Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs Coffee and Cremation Viva Uriñal Toilet Tank Drunkard Coaxial Schmoaxial ♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor...Pecker! ♪ Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano Juvenile Radiation Clinic Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks 4:20 Giving Him Cooties Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide A Baseball in a Wood Chipper Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe! Cum Guzzling Gutterslut Splenic Uranation {note sp.} That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer! A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo Micturition of the Solar Plexus {girl's voice} Linguo...Boned? {male robot voice} Linguo...IS...Boned!!! Butt Sandwich Implosion Is it YouTube or YourTube? Food Crook Asshole Thermometer Cello Uranator {pleze noat spelig} ¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!! Rock Inseminator Sumophilia The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets Preparation B for the Bunghole Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!! The Milk has Gone Off Iron Legionnaire Telling the World to Fuck Off! Juggernaut Post-Menstrual Princess Reds Phone Sys: The Douched Moose {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!} Hypnos III Cupamichael Sucking Up Dead Socks Westwood Perspiration Screaming Down the Hobo Shack Uranium Uranator Pissing the Bed for Science Lazing 'Round the TV Tulip Lactation Shooting some Stick Volume Vacuum Bungholio in One or Two Elektroshock Kardiogramm Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key! Sk8 or Be Termin8ed Killing The Last Ninja Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling} You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"! |
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Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends
Laser Galvos of Doom Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes Switch 1,053,000 Looping is for Faggots Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel The Green Lantern Destroying a Toliet Seat Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove} Pubic Enema #2 ¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes ?DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR IN THE TOLIET BOWL Total and Complete Asshaberdashery Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb Febreze Vaccum Rottener Batman Demolishing a Uranator Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot! Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin Superman Demolishing a Dustcart Yo, wassup homes? Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Little Wheels (Not Turning) Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal Santa's Little Harmer Catch Me if you Can, Little Bow Wow! Ziplock Storage Vacuums Pledge of Satanism Uranated Cat Wee Springfield Crime Spree My Own Dog Bit Me Telephone Spermicide Porch Light Potty Covered In Camel Wee Rocket Micturition Folding Broccoli Sticky Doorknob Greasy Axe Handles Twelve is the Unluckiest Number My Best Friend's Midget is a Midget Test Target Insanity Phideaux's Noo Shooz Patio Puke STOP OR I'LL FLUSH!!! Hydrogenated Flashlight Corn Poop Heinz 31,054,500 Windex for the Elderly Stop-Phone Victorian Flea Collar OD on Baking Soda The Swimming Nuns Compass Jizz Scissors Enema Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Battery Poo The Evalyn Woodhead Slow-Reading Program Drowning Suit Geritol for Infants Burned Out Dark Bulbs If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Does Anybody Smell It? Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur Ronco Barney Slicers Baby Bop Broke Barney's Ant Farm Open -- for 1.47µS (microseconds) Wet Camel Smell Dry Dog Smell Concentrated Blue Whale Feces Shotgun Drippings "Wal"-"Mowntid" "Porselen" "Urenater" {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt} Carpet Halitosis Shooting (of a) Star Closed Forever Rubik's Octagon Tinkertoys for the Elderly Little Zip Lock Bags of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Solar Cellulitis Smoking By People Who Have To Go #2 May Result In Fecal Injury Drain Bamage Lunar Eclipse of the Small Intestine Plastic Urinal Micturition Acute Cellular Mitosis Xenon Hexafluorane Chronic Liver Defecation Arbor Mist (Tree Sweat) Sierra Mist (Mountain Sweat) |
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Deer Bacon
Magma Sprinkler Dixie Cup of Hot Hydrogen Pentoxide Wet Tire Smell Subterranean Enuresis Cyclops - The Bounty Hunter Sweat Pee Sweatheart Thrown Brick Drive-Through Sears Big Book of Toliet Paper Hot Sunflower Sebum A Hundred Bucks for Your Thoughts Little Fuschia Book Jesus is Coming...and Boy is He Pissed Fifth Down!!! The Toliet Museum Hall of Urinators Light Saber Cum Laude I'll Have Some Coffee with My Sugar Booger Queen Diary King {note sp.} This Water Requires 45 to 90 Days to Harden O O the Cat Got Away!!! This Is Not an Exit Metal Thrashing Pissed Thank You for Not Flushing Howling Furies Hang Your Pants on a Telephone Wire DMM for Measuring Love & H8red Used Douche in a Phone Booth This is Not a Robbery!!! S.O.S. (Shit On the Shingles) Mayday!!! Juneday!!! Julyday!!! Jebediah Springfield Sounded like a Queer Rusty Scissors Card Sharks from Heaven It's OK to Tell a Lie if You Have Your Fingers Crossed Obtaining Spectrographic Analyses of Dark Matter Dinner Plate-Sized Armpit Puddles Yes, We Have No Radios The Snuggles Dryer Bear is Stinky!!! The Lamisil Dermatophytes Weight Watchers Diet Milkshake Toe Jam Big Bet Small Fried Douche Bottles Pennies from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Mannitol for Teenagers Saccharin is Good for You! Marry Poppins' Umbrella Orbited Jupiter Preparation-A Assteroid Reliever Edith Bunker Plays the Tromboner Spanking the Gorilla Candelabra Punishment Quantum Phase Inhibitor Running Over Busted Beer Bottles Tweezee is Hardee 3,000,000,000 Times Faster than Ordinary Tweezers Hale Bopp Crashes Into Neptune M-Joi Hair Growth Enhancer Underwatered Christmas Lights Spectroscopy of a Black Hole Remote Controlled Diahhrea Phoam Head Phred The Price Is Wrong, Bitch!!! Rat on an Incandescent Tungsten Roof The Masturbating Jaguars Rat Penises Iguana Vaginas Scrotal Boogers Excessive Bladder Fluoridation Knee Jerkoff Reaction Coffee Cups with Penile Handles Innover 24/7/365/366 13:59 The Dishdoucher's Flooded Tarantuala Pee The Urinous Rat Pellets Scrubbing Bubbles Flushable Toliet Brushes are NOT Flushable!!! Password Minus Les is Mor {sp. intentional} Cellular Telephone Micturition The Flushable Flashlights Disposable TV Sets Hang Up and Drive!!! The Jewel Box of Obsidian Meteor Pee Fistful of Picards Blades of Gory {note sp.} Hat Clip Enemabag Sloan Urinator Waste Valves Wet Whale Smell Pop Bottles Chock Full of Diamonds Urine Radish Underbyte Here Shampoo!!! Uranated Cat Turds Neil Fistful of Diamonds The Sye Fye Network Running Over Busted Insulators Urinators Kicked Off the Wall Kitty Cat Scan Break It Like a Party Animal! DianneDianne GPS Receiver Phone H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Woman's Warehouse Piñata Central The Women are Green Star Trek: Secondprise The Perry Como Homos The Unas are Queers Who Let the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Out? YUCKY PEE!!! Pussy Whip Meterwoman LM531 The Cannoñatas Viva Viva Piñata Yata Yata Giraffe Semen Ferry Wand The USS Tustumena The Horse Flies Excalibur Doughnut Hole Micturition Chainsaw Douchebag Stepping On Used Enemas Liberal Twats The Dead Cokeheads Wheel Of Misfortune The Protons are Oozing Conservative Penises Merferatorfools The Chainsaw Gang Dead Avon Ladies Ding! Dong! The Bathtub's Clogged! Sonny Bravia Low-Definition Television Set The Garden Hose Won't Flush
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The Dirty Diaper Flatteners
UVA LEDs are Good for Your Eyes Fecal Pen Rotgut the Hunted Manufactured by Saten {sp. intentional} Tritium "ENTER" Sign The Lockblade Turtles Teenage Dirtbag Elephants Lukewarm Soda Pop Rockets Fat Pockets by Cold Pockets Brand Massengill brand Post-Military Nondisposable Enemas Fleet brand Indisposable Pussy Cleaner RepHresh Your Bunghole Military Candiosity Fired from the Cannoñata! Radiometer of Filth Venomous Rollator Jade Plant Vomitorium Wheelchair Toxin Arm & Hammer Fridge Rotten Spectra of Dark Bulbs Daisy Sperm Puke Potato Urine Cauliflower The Unroaming Gnome Using an Empty Pop Can as a Urinator Hall of Flame The Original Iron Slow System Down the Chute Aleut! Drink it Tlingit! {pronounced as though it were spelled, "KLINK'it"} Don J********e is a Queer Egg-A-Muffin!!! Runny DMC Feral Cat Litter Involuntary Uranation {note sp.} Iron Swab Cat Poop Hooplah Here, cat shit!!! Here, kitty kitty kitty litter!!! Oragami Scissors Where's the Toliet? The Sink is my Urinator Have Your Pet "Sprayed" or "Nootered" Toliet Clog Ecstasy Stop or I'll Yank the Silver Handle on the Front of the Cistern Down!!! Rat Hair The Dog's Meow! Uranated Blender Message Clock Dicklicks Urea. It's What's for Dinner. Door Sweat Too Short a Season O o the Dryer's Flooded! Dio and Spice Ensign Kim's a Faggot Urine Pineapple Blacklighting Appliance of Doo Controlling the Elements of Nature Iridium 0047 Atomic Alarm Clock Monsoon Too Soon Dishwasher Crapola Can a Man Really Die Taking a Dump? InDirectTV Mouse Pee Squirtgun Vaginal Defecation Penile Perspiration Blender Infection RepHResh This, Asswipe!!! Table Lamp Micturition Tampax Sweat Smudge Pot Cops Gold Lamé Underwear Star Trek: Voyeur Looking Through Dirty Windows Shooting Blank Master Locks Laptop Computer Extrusion Dishwasher Candiosity Why do they Orbit like That? Fucktards in Red Phee Phi Pho Phlush!!! Plutonium Baby Carrots The MRI Cunts Concentrated Salvia Saliva The Module Seska Stole ♪ Minimum Effort Maximum Candiosity! ♪ Playtex Bras are Yummy! Open for Beeswax Double Boobectomy WHDFXUP with Flushing the Commode? I Can't Stop Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sputtering Urinator Mint in My Milkshake Penile Defecation Anal Urination The Koil Spanner Faggets Zorro, the Gay Blade Spitfire, the Lesbian Kitten Zorrfire, the Bisexual Puppy "SIGNS" LED Signs Singing Fairy Wand Magazines in the Clothes Basket The Generator is Offline Marisol Still Hasn't Found the Baby Daddy! Envelope Uranation {note sp.} Flushed Baby Alligators Defective Clocks See Spot Kick the Bucket!!! Salamander the Moist Derailleur Massengill Brand Post-Zit Facial Wipes Mass Spectroscopy of Semen Stinky Acne Fluid There's Peanut Butter in My Urine! There's Chocolate in My Feces! Doorknob Whores Bridge Across the River Styx Summer's Eve in Fleet Drunk Wall Clocks Uranated Brass Bells Can You Hose Me Down Now? Cow Piss...er...uh...MILK Nanites in Your Orange Juice Pissy Mattress Puss-Encrustulated Panties Crotch Rot We Have Crabs on our Balls & Penises! CBDSRDM (Computerised Band Destroying Satanic Robot Death Machine) N.F.L. (Nice Fuckin' Life) Popcornhole Ceiling |
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Snake "Lite" Bulb
I'd Like to Buy a Consonant Sleeping in Enema Fluid Dirty Rotting Fuckbags 11.575" Ruler Aluminum Foil Bunghole Kitty Do Not Litter Disorders of Micturition Valspar Cold Drink Shark Turds Turning Wine into Pee The Wall*Mart Wallabies Chair Halitosis The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Penises Field Fluctuations The Horizon Expanse Exocomp Urine Hoshi is a Lezzy Puke Bag Splitting Headachephones SKRU2 Fucking Cocksuckers WarpCoreOverloadFromHeck When the Bullet Hits the Phone Sour Sour Cream Gameboy Primitive Cordless Tub Lamp Wrapped Up Like a Douche On a Scale of One to Ten...Urinate Tube Steak of Death H8RED Cum-Stained Dresser Drawers Warp Activated...10...9...8...7...6..*BOOM!!!* Fighter Pilots Needed in Vulva Wars...Play Sperm Blaster! Suzuki Flower Mowers DR. Brand Field and Poo Scrambler Using the Marinator as the Urinator Chickensplat!!! Baby Dead Bloody Ketchup Twilight Hoars {sp. intentional} Drinking Glass Defecation The Vacuum Cleaner Colostomy Bags Jewelry Case of Sand Watch Your Asshole!!! Lip-Synching Defecation Have a Phoney Meal at KFC Scooping Up What Gets Away Smells like Burning Gastric Acid Vise Grip Dick Clamps Eureka Penile Vacuum A Survey for Wheel Owners Mitchum Woman How To Iron Shoes 666,666,666,666,666 Microseconds of Halloween Bury the Full Bucket Frog, the Wet Gear Ironing a No-Iron Sweatshirt PrtScrn Disaster LED Tester/Exploder Boiling Liquid Helium II Toliet Cake in Your Urethra Herniated Axillae Hose/Dick Clamp Wire Testicles Sonic the Foresthog Stepping in Wolf Shit Arthritic Pliers Tadpole the Dry Clutch 1,000,000 Points of Hate Caffeinated Alarm Clock Menstruated Hamsters Sticky Playboy Pages Oozing Hair Drop Your Dresser Drawers!!! Marinated Ashtray 185,999.998 Miles Per Second: Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law Happy Syphillis Swauve Shampee Faster than the Speed of Genital Crabs Howling Anthrax Watch Out for that Smithee Combination Toenail/Cable Nippers Masterbator Lock Testicular Wall Clock Cigarette Stubs & Clouds in your Coffee Cock-A-Doodle Don't!!! Micro Nipple Test Hook Adapters Johnson's Really a Granny Smith Plenty More Tears Elderly Shampoo Curdled Chunks of Sour Pus Kicking a Puppy Rat Lactation Gooey Keyboard Macabre Babies Twisted Capacitor Broken Titanium Walker Altoids: The Curiously Urinous Mints Science 442 Wheelchair Footprints Waffle Stomper Tread Marks FED = Flame Emitting Diode Extra Crispy Transistor The Choke Coil Suffocates You Milkbed Flashlight Alkalosis Spermjism Triangularpants Fly Shit Cadillac Classical Box My Heart Perspires! Flashalcoholic Addicted to Hate Jeroen Tel(ephone) Porpoise on a Frozen Neon Roof EKG - EEG = EGG Non-Boob Tube TV Wheelchair Quarterback Exocomp Poo |
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What's That Smell Under the Toliet?
Assimilate This!!! We Are Dyslectic of Brog!!! You Will Be Asslaminated!!! Spilling Boiling Water Patio Doorknob Enema Resistors are Futile, Number Two! Clothes Basket of H8 TruGreen Landcare Kant Spel thuh Werd "Grene" Suspension Bridge Decadence In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, The Lion Pees Tonight Hardware Vomitorium Elogium He Eats the 1,000 Fleas in His Armpits I 8 PP Molten Paper Yogurt Ecstasy Axle Clowns Brownie Uprising Not the Douche, You Douchebag! Yes, We Have No Enemas Soggy Polar Bear Smell Midas, Can You Please Hold Up Uranus? Cheeze Waste Dustbin of Doom Wheaties...Breakfast of Whimps Hefty Hefty Hefty, Wefty Wefty Wefty! Wheelless Wheelie Bin Here is Your Money, Thank You!!! Refrigerator Micturition Radio Controlled Defecator Let's Not Make a Deal! The Sperm Bottle Bomber Live Batteries in the Garbage Scrolling Billboard of H8RED The Puckernuts Requiem for a Hosehead Butterflies are Brie Galloping Kittens The National Anthrax Reverse-Reverse Morgage The Unflushed Bidets We Don't Speak Mexican Italian Fries Telephone Hate Mail The Exerion Faggots Those Blue Things Aren't Toliets Light Bulb Whores Zetia for Midgets Ask Your Sewer Pickle Mini-Wheats without Arms Shogun Puke Gun Hearing Aids for the Infantile Lunar Jeopardy! Enema Sharks Rayburn's 2,458,770 The Pee Spuds Corroded Mirror Move Over the Thaw Bar Jerry, We Asked 100 Douchebags Rusty Envelope Pee Sleeping in Hot Whale Piss Stepping On Booze Bottles AARUrine Telephone Sweat Go to the WHEELCHAIR Store Rubik's Demolition Wrecking Ball of Confusion The Antimony Cards Play the Nine Golf Rackets Tennis Clubs Underarm Rain The Shape of the Table Defective Cupboards Clogged Fireplace Compact Disc Micturition Veemon Sex Demidevimon Bowling Ball Mirror Cum Laude (pronounced "kumm lodd") The Trabe is Delicious Melting Keyboards of Time Millionaire Squalor Sweet Toothache Bunghole Ashes Bitter Desk Lamp These CDs Taste Sour! Eeeeek!!! A mousetrap!!! The Sysop's a Homo Stargate SG-666 Ginny's Gin Something Smells like Cat Pee Clean Wash in the Washing Machine Eating a Pack of Cheese Dogs Getting All Squeaky Cleaning Out {cymbals crashing} the Plastic Cat Toliet Prufredin inn Oneh Our Severe Seismic Dist...O SHIT!!! AN EARTHQUAKE!!! Volcanic Cola Superwoofer Underwater Xenon Eruption O Look at the Squeaky Mouse...EEEEEEK!!! A RAT!!! Religious Excrement |
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The Travelocity Roaming Gnome is a Faggot
1,000,000,000-A-Day Vitamins Let's Go Inback Today Urinal Sweat Not-So-Gentle Incandescent Afterbirth Light Unbroken Link The DHD is Busted! Patio Turds 63 Billion Combinations JATO Jeep The Gate System's Hosed Answer That, You Cocksucker!!! Laser Coaster Garbage Can Infection Bang Her Maine Yeast Bag Harvey Ceilingbangers Tripod with One Leg Ghosthunted The MRI Faggots Light Sabre Leakage Bubblehead Dolls Get Out of My Wheelie Bin The Dustman Did It!!! Dipsty Dumpster Diarrhea Dustbin Devils Pledge...For Sparkling Clean Bin Liners Dustcart Flat He Makes Rash Decisions Overwatered Togemon The Dead Christmas Trees Who Let the Tarantula Out? Urine Saguaro Rubik's Pukalution Underwatered Palmon Dead Knives Who Killed Mr. Clean? The Chantix Method Menstruated Panties Window Flatulence Scissors Perspiration Vaginal Enema Anal Douche The Overflowing Colostomy Bags Peach Skin Vowels Towel Trash Smoking Outside the Box Mr. Pee Pee Poo Poo Pants Insulator Mitosis "O" is Never a Vowel...EVER!!! Collapsed Lounge Chair We are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo Poo Platter I'd Like to Sell a Vowel Lucy Lu is a Lezzy For the Hate of the Game Your Arms are Really Wings The Woody Allen Champagne Bubbles Is That Your Ultimate Response? The Fucking Douchebag's a Whore! I've Got a Secret in My Litterbox...ARM & HAMMER CAT PEE!!! Stinky Gloves |
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Yucky Boots
I've Got a Secret in My Refrigerator...ARM & HAMMER CAT TURDS!!! The Aceton Assimilators Bare Marrow The Pain in My Diodes Sgt. Stedenko Smoker's Sneeze Cough of the Valkries Lint Umbrella Pitted Out Shirts Rain *OR* Snow? Make Up Your Mind! SET = Smoke Emitting Transistor Burglar Alarm Cheese Thank You for Not Defecating in the Urinators Kitty Litter Hooplah Sgt. Patterson of the Police Emergency Rapeline All Circuits are Not Busy Right Now! Do the Piñata Thing Fergy Wants to Go to a Party Paulie Wants to Party Too Fergy is Dying to Get Shot Out of the Cannoñta Big Beehive Tampons Ho Ho O NOOOO!!! Miracle Bladder 1-2-3-Dot-Com Not Eligible for Medicaid Increase Your Prescription Drug Spending Gene Rayburn is Bad to the Bone Office Staff Infection Strep Liver IHOP = International House Of Piss Chicken Little Nuggets Radiometer of H8RED Desktop Pee-Cee Shotgun Douche Remote Controlled Urine Harmful Headphones Chainsaw Enema Hydrofluoric Acid Enema Broccoli Defeciation {sp. intentional} Throwing Feces at the Camera Chainsaw Masturbation Dresser Micturition Hu Flung Poo? Mesothelioma Ratz Cancerous Lettuce Spilling Bleach on Blue Jeans Toliet Aircraft Kirk's Least Favourite Enema Cut Your Ass on a Blade of Grass Type IV Soft Anodize The Refrigerator's Clogged! Carpenter Ant Uranation {note spelling} The Toliet Has No Water Cotton Floor |
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Yo, Wassup Homes?
Donkey Cirrhosis 1,000,000 Harems 360° Knee Life Saver in Your Bladder Banjo Perspiration Deer Flatulence The Magic Toaster's Malfunctioning 'Sup? Jewelry Radio Cat on a Warm Plastic Computer Keyboard Something's in the Garage Rayburn's Billion GSN = Gnome Sex Network Poisonous White Powder from Busted Fluorescent Light Blubs The Humana Vaginas Rubbers with Holes in Them! Garbage Angels Defective Cervical Ring Prostrate Cancer Rats The Harmon/Kardon Douches Phoam Head Linda Party Pooper Bulbs Enema Juice from the Sky Trash Cookies Ballpoint Birds Nests Hold the Mail!!! As Valuable as a Used Douche Robot Hydration I Tied on Jeopardy! Can You Push in My Stool Please? (only if the band members are all faggots) Deadly Chandelier Worthless as a Used Enema Monday Night Swiffer Panther is a Big Fat Idiot Pussy Cleaner (not cat shampee) Mercury Insurance *IS* from Outer Space Willard Brimhole has Diabeetus Toxic Acetaminophen Koji Minimoto...It is Time! The Keebler Queers Dude Your 19,457 Layers are Showing Rome for Pot Smokers Quantum Phase Inhibition is Queer ?CHR$(147): ?CHR$(13); Unpleasant Mailbox Odour Corroded Hedges Loves Leaky Baby Toliets "Wrascle" "Scuterz" "uv" "Dume" {all words intentionally misspelled} Dice Sharks Lunchbox Odour Shark, the Dry Moose Bathtub Sweat Gameboy Primitive Monkey Spittle Beans Up Your Urethra Time Flies Like the Wind...Fruit Flies Like Bananas Jenny Gregory's Diet Phude {sp. intentional} eDiets Offline Dial Brand Soa...er...uh...Snake Feces Vonage Sucks!!! Sub Par Bathrooms Hit the Bowling Ball with Your Club's Hosel Legpit Deodourant The Brick is In My Purse! Pukebox Razor I'll Bet It All Lower! Excessive Cephalic Urination Honey, the Stairs are Clogged Washing Machine Defecation Keys to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws My Baseball Bat has a Hosel You, Robot DSL = Doody Sewer Love Somebody's Flushing the Door Anal Gloves Cellular Telephone Mitosis Rubber Mittens Cold-Blooded Canadians Glass Baseball Triangular Stop Sign Greenish-Blue Blood Black Like a Cardinal The Wicked Witch of the West is Brie I've Never Assimilated Butterflies |
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Probiotic Antibiotic
Miracle Uvula™ (parody of Miracle Ear™ hearing aids) Nanites in the Bathtub Somebody's Knocking on the Doorbell Kick Over the Ironing Board There's a Ship Called Enterprise, You Can Smell it With Your Eyes The Password Today is "DOUCHE" ♪ To..Lye...Et...It's that Thing You Shit In! ♪ Gary Burghoff Uses Barbie Pins Orange Jello Eats It!!! The Alarm Clocks are Flushable Envelope Tears Cat on a Solid Block of Krypton Requiem for a Lezzy Dumpster Pee Garbage Tricycle Army Toliet Tank Wee Donnt Knead Know Edumacashen Uncle Elmo Lives in a Bottle Cockroaches in the Bathtub Rat Urine Squirt Gun Miracle Earwax Little Black Dress Disapproved Hi, Flower!!! Josephine the Plumber Fucked the Ty-D-Bol Man The Carnation is Ticking Nicodermatologist PHUQ Neutral Ammortisation Cat Tree Psoriasis The Toliet's Too Hot Liar Liar Pants on Phire Programmed by Predators Entomology Douchebags Bug Collector Bungholes The Freezer's Too Cold I Want Lies...and Nothing But Lies Betasnoidial Behaviour Urine Off, Urine Ant! Th3 F3d3ration 3x3cut3s P3opl3 The Bungsnoidial Piss Ants Self-Inflicted Spanken Mom, Get the Belt!!! Gentlemen...Start Your Shavers! Dogprints on the Ceiling ESmarmony Do You Want Toliet Paper with That? High-Fat Yogurt Spermproof Shoes Anti-Laser Car Wax The Shark Attack Vaccume Sign Up for Life Unlock The Unflushed Dishwasher Violence & Violence Crunching Apricots Dishes in the Toliet Bowl Smashing Milk Cartons Stepping on Rusty Fish Hooks Sleeping in Hot Dog Waste Gastronomic Athletes Pigeon Poop Party PPDPP = Pink Polka Dot Plant Pee Uranated Micturition Let's Go Get Stoned so We Can Hear the Talking Dog WHDFXUP With Toliet Paper Stuffing Up the Urinators Totally Forgot Tiny Presentation Today And Before You Know it, the Motor Starts to Blow Tuvok's Busted Glass Table Paper Bag of Vomit Psychotectic Therapists Preparation P Protostar Relief Pampers Smelly Baby Toliets Your Account is Not Way Past Doo Uranated Potato Coming to a Briefing Late The Armageddon Game Teal'c Acts like a Prick Get Inside Dreadnought, You Cunt!!! Reflection Therapists Saw XIV the Movie Schisms That Wendy's Fartknocker Secret Men Clinical Protection Digimon: Digital Bungholes Interior Undecorator Vaya Con Bungsnoids! Yeah Yeah Yeah FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!! Garbage Compactor Urine Headlamp Defecation Grindable Alarm Clocks EEK!!! A Porpoise!!! Wet Doorknob Smell Helium-Urine Laser Flying Clock 0.01¢ Stamps Burnt Galaxies Toasty Coffee Grinds Receipt for Purchases Made in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Access Denied Access Denied Access Denied Saran Wrap TV Boob Tube Probability Assessment Shitty Home Theatre, Coach EEK!!! A Brontosaurus!!! Smoking Ziggurats Are Hazardous to your Toliet Bad Attitude Mouse Cow Poop Crossbow Aaron Esurance is a Bitch Garbage Disposal Spam Newspaper Toaster ♪ Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Butt ♪ Give the Rat a Bolus! Step on the Candiosity Meter Sperm Bear Raisins Without Brains Cinnamon's a Dummy I Eat Food off the Floor I Play with Fluorescent Tubes in the Toliet iDon't Wash My Hands All Huge & Weak The Lunesta Butterfly is Radioactive Always Take Lunesta with Alcohol! Bad Day Taped Woman Goes Out of a Pet Store Stop Playing with those Light Bulbs in the Toliet!!! Rusty Cistern Restasis Makes You Cry Drew Carey Hosting TPIR is Lame India in South America The Stinky Poalcats {sp. intentional} Eton's Technological Institution Sucks!!! Tune-Up or Tune-Out Eager Mole Skating on Thick Syrup We do Not put Bacon in the Dryer Clothes on the Ceiling Moist Camel Odour Vacuuming Up 50¢ Pieces ♪ Get Your Colonoscopies...on Route 66 ♪ Underwatered Christmas Tree Stand Chewing on Cans The Panty Sniffers Automobile & Tricycle Tyres are the Same! Suction Noses Liver Obstruction Spleen Masturbation Removal Of Stomach Contents May Be Hazardous To Your Cigarettes Puffy Balloon Smell Man Wakes Up...Film at 11:59:58.7 Ceiling Fan Huffer Urine Incubator Morning Wood Radiator Snout |
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