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Angry McPisseron
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Maynard, and Poopy, They're Both Good Names One Teaspoon of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Plad to the Bone The Sun is a Giant Fission Reactor...NOT!!! Tongue Paper Cuts from Licking Toads Pimp Your Sink Just Shoot Me...No Really!!! Star Track Marks Toilet Tissue Sandpaper Time For Your Meds, Maynard! Iggy, and Gurdie, they're Both Insane! Merferator Police The Tanqueray Faggots Tears for Queers Preparation-H Bunghomos The Turd Burglars Kandiosity Kweens Faggy Cheerios The Smashed Urinator Deodouriser Cakes It's a Chair...With Wheels!!! Cellular Telephone Defecation Excessive Bladder Perspiration Halitosis of the Spleen Coffee Cup Full of Urine Toilet Keyboard Clogged Magazine Cat Hairball Enema Ikkakumon Is a Queer Renamon is a Lezzy O no!!! Not With a Knife!!! Soda Fountain Rectangular Jerks Potato Salad Diarrhea Tonight...Solid Perspiration Goes Boom! GSN's 24-Hour Happy Hour Bunghole Alarm Clock Sand Dollar Toilet Tissue Vaginal Keyhole Testicular Diarrhea Land of Bagpipes Accordion Mutilators Electric Guitar Destructors Bongo Drum Cornholios I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole The Zester Farts Vaya Con Bungholio Micro Testicular Clips Pet Blinker Lead Weights Pop That Balloon Like a Zit Dental Carriers Cat on a Cold Soft Bed The Velveeta Sluts Scrotal Aspirin Photochop Five Year Beard Clippings Uranation Tomato {note sp.} Toilet Spud Valve Greasy Book Dog On a Warm Plutonium Roof Barium Douche Gadolinium Enema Radium Douchema Mouldy Houseplant The Frowning Graemlins The Mouse Pound Cutting Off Boobs House Rat Victor Humongous Sally Jessy Raphael's a Douchebag Ribbon Cable Torture Device Enemabag!!! Stilleto Heels of Death Drag Queen Victoria Prom King of Spades Dillhole!!! Dickweed!!! Boob Tube Augmentation The Rat Hairballs "Thuh" "Doosh" "Krew" Cathy Withakay Buzz Saw Perspiration Springfield Enema Academy Officer Smudgepot Police Candiosity Super Sour Butter K9 Disadvantix Santa's Little Harmer Catch Me if you Can, Little Bow Wow! Ziplock Storage Vacuums Pledge of Satanism Uranated Cat Wee Springfield Crime Spree My Own Dog Bit Me Telephone Spermicide Porch Light Potty Covered In Camel Wee Rocket Micturition Folding Broccoli Sticky Doorknob Greasy Axe Handles Twelve is the Unluckiest Number My Best Friend's Midget is a Midget Test Target Insanity Phideaux's Noo Shooz Patio Puke STOP OR I'LL FLUSH!!! Hydrogenated Flashlight Corn Poop Heinz 31,054,500 Windex for the Elderly Stop-Phone Victorian Flea Collar OD on Baking Soda The Swimming Nuns Compass Jizz Scissors Enema Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Battery Poo The Evalyn Woodhead Slow-Reading Program Drowning Suit Geritol for Infants Burned Out Dark Bulbs If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Does Anybody Smell It? Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur Ronco Barney Slicers Baby Bop Broke Barney's Ant Farm Open -- for 1.47µS (microseconds) Wet Camel Smell Dry Dog Smell Concentrated Blue Whale Feces Shotgun Drippings "Wal"-"Mowntid" "Porselen" "Urenater" {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt} Carpet Halitosis Shooting (of a) Star Closed Forever Rubik's Octagon Tinkertoys for the Elderly Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Pancreases Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional} Digeredon't Eau De Armpit ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SCOTTOWELS STUFFING UP THE HEAD ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Angry McPisseron
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♫Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain♫ {note sp.} Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does Kick Start & Turn Me Over We Aren't the Robots! Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee Reflection is Automatic The Buttlords Rat Oblivion The Potty Song Penile Detergent Bleeding Socks Hooray for Mylar! When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD! Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight Who's the Late Turd Burglar? Dropping a Stool in the Pool Ogre Micturition NO, Baby!!! Legpit Underwear Pads Cold Water Slime Sysop Sweat Laser Nebulae Twisted Brother Black Floyd Neutering a Picture Tube Venomous Poison We're All Faggots!!! Poisonous Venom A Hair on the Cistern {toilet tank} Annoying a Broom Shoe Testicle Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes Is Mermaid Man a Homo? Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"} Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane Dominator++ Egg Harness Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes The Bus Melted My Socks! Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge? Braiding Our Toilets Shampooing a Squirrel Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"} Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner Fresh Bad Avacado PCAT {said like "pee cat"} Cactus Impersonator Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy Hydrogenated Potheads The Pee Spuds Lenscap Hoars What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like? Squeeze Boobs!!! Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi We Don't Feel Tardy! Tree Inseminators Superzapper Discharge Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional} Born Again Idiot Is Clay Aiken REALLY a Faggot??ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF CLEANAX FLOATING IN THE CAN ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese Violating Whole Grain Optical Intercourse Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair Viola Solo! Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toilets POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!! Satan's Public Hair {note sp.} Apple Flavoured Broccoli Fire Fruitarts Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers! Tampons in the Drinking Fountain What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator? My Watermelon is Squeaky ♫Impossibilities!!!♫ Get Him a Rusty Old Truck Edison was a Fraud! Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone? The Booger Eaters Pissing in a Teapot Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It! Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs Warm Carbonated Micturition Reconstituted Faggots Powdered Sink Instant Toilet -- Just Add Mud Fizzy Dentifrice The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones) ?SYNTAX ERROR IN 49 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Riding the Little Bus {the "little bus" is usually ridden in by retards} Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections ♫Respect the Badge♫ ♫Fear the Gun♫ Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches Crickets Chirping at Noon Photograph Lactation The Krusty Kabbage Gwen has Chicken Pox Socker Mother's Minivan Yucky Legpit Puddles Drinking Dog Water Superhero Sidekick Leave the Wheel Listener's Club ♫Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!!♫ She Stomps at Night Chewing Juicy Fag Gum Touch but Don't Move Polly Want a Used Douche! Alligator Hockey Raptor Baseball Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!! ♫You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!!♫ iCan't Go Diarrhea Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub ♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!♫ That Clogged Toilet Rulz!!! Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It! Finding a Letter or Three The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas A Matter of Timer SEIU is Pussywhipped! I'd Like to Buy a "G" Selling a Dirty Towel My Dog Has Cicadas Santa Clause Flushing a Toilet Bird Spoon Hexagonal Giraffe Cornflake Festival Chipmunk Serrated Knife Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff Priceful Family Airlume {sp. intentional} Dog Fork Buy Goalbond {sp. intentional} Lose a Turn! Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster I Live in a Mop Dying for Pie No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {sp. intentional} Starfleet Nugget Squidward Destroying a Urinal Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toilet Paper Holder Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {Potty Scotty gets thrown into the shitbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap} "The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped! As Is!!! Carmelising a Chicken McNugget Get the 8 Ball!!! Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes ♫There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!♫ Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING! ♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!♫ Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park? Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken {spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs! Fishbulb Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss? We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS} Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!! Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage Batman Destroying an Antenna Array Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toilet Remote-Controlled Vomitorium Shrek Sweat Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional} This Offer *IS* Available in Stores Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional} Going to a Fishuneral Splenic Lavage Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN PUSSY SURGERY ERROR IN 7168 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp Any Place but Here {computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!! Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake Boner of Contention ?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.} Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag! Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}! Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'} ♫Christmas Comes just Once This Year♫ The Bungknockers Public Restroom Puddle Stargate SG-2,458,770 ♫Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!♫ Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!! Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS! Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow! Aircraft Bumblebee Ninja Micturition Carpet Rat {male singing} ♫I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy♫ Fighting Futons N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin) Mythconfirmers Violence Metal The Pack isn't Back Smash Bulbz! Screaming Against Vengeance Feel the Slotted Spoon The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx Kelp Eat Abaloney Punch Buggy Peeing on the Third Rail Taking a Maternity Test for Maury Spayed Blue Whales Neutered Polar Bears Uranated Water Heater {note sp.} ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine) Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too! |
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Angry McPisseron
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Broken Mop Handles for Janitors What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!! Smoke Weed...It's Good for You This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee Punish the Vacuum Cleaner What's Burning?!? Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns Spanking the Giraffe Popping Zits in your Pissbladder Playing the Nose Flute Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels Cheese in the Garbage Disposal Daniel Jackson is a Faggot Reads like Science Fiction Automatic Poop Throwing Machine SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again Wheel...Of...Torture! Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles The Issue with the Tissue The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut A Neighbour with some Paper Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!! Blasting the Pants Cannon (Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional} ♫Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toilet Inside the Abyss?♫ Smelly Hairy Peebag ♫San Wakeen Valley Urinator!♫ Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!! Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot? Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees ♫Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?♫ ♫Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!♫ Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"} Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"} There's Coffee in that Nebula Dragonfly Envenomation Cornholedog NatureDoesn'tWorks Crop of Sugar Coke Lactic Acid is KOOL!!! Growth Chamber for the 6th Century Rat Scratch Fever These Shotglasses Don't Work What's Wrong with My Poo? Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol Beaver Snatch Rhino Clit Urea Milkshake Grendyl isn't a Monster ♫Take Drugs!♫ ♫Smoke Pot!♫ Heads Mounted on Spears Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter Pills in the Toilet A Man Who Ate Stones ♫High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!♫ Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern A Stone that Ate Men Cello Solo! Tainted Nonessentials Lead Balloons that Fly? Fire in the Bunghole! Sawing Off his Sack Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee This Owl is Defective Eagle Sextupet There's a Product called 'Nads'? Joes vs. Joes Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!! Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!! ♫Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?♫ Pissblanket Guano? Tisk Tisk! Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes The Gospel According to Toilet Clean Jobs ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN PENIS SURGERY ERROR IN 49494 READY. |
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The cold sores
Infected wart Itchy taint I sat on a tack
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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Angry McPisseron
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♫It's Raining, It's Pouring, the Old Man is Snoring, Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down♫ Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!! Getting Straight Fs ♫Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!♫ Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!! Zoe 202 Is Dale Voltz a Faggot? Earning a D- Average in Jr. High The KOPO Dog Sucks Toilet Muscle! Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade Drink Used Radiator Fluid Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame Running Over Raccoon Doody The Box of Enuresis The Little Doheny! Squidward Tennis Balls Fis Yo Gree WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!! Cheese Made from Leggos Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can) Who the Phuck is Libbey? Computer Monitor Sweat Spilling Urine on your Keyboard Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day! Setting Fire to Smudge Pots Potato Children {Tater Tots} There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat Security Level 0 ♫He's Got a Plastic Peebag!♫ New Seattle Neiu Amsterdarn Toilet of Destitutiuon Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt} Terra Destroyer!!! Positron Laser!!! Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT! House Micturition Paper Toilets Down Sink Drains Urinal Abuse The Stove is Sparking Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium What's Wrong with my Pancreas? I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole! You will Give me...All Your Caca! A Fugly Bedroom Group! The Cocksuckers!!! Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit Staircase Micturition O Barnacles!!! Spiral Escalator Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional} Elevator Mosaic DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole Cosmo is a Fairy Baby? {spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!! The Baby Fags As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill As Straight as a Broken Arrow KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt} Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning! Crabby Patties Changing the Garbage What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs? It's Not Shampee!!! Let's Brew some Crappy Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled} Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly} Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly} Awwww Tartar Sauce!!! Rhymes with Orange ♫All you Need is Loves!♫ Just Hose me Down!!! Watering the Fire Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents} Unfoster Your Immune System As Valuable as a Used Enema Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159... Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional} Picture Perfect...NOT!!! Broken Milk Bone Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled} {sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let! ♫Rental Car Smells like Dick!!!♫ ♫Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!!♫ Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly} Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room Upright Movie Seats Window Cornholers Stewardess Micturition Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden Sheep-Tipping is Toxic Not Your Average Walrus He Went to Jagoffs! The Fairly EvenParents We'll Sign for you Candles ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN NUTSACK SURGERY ERROR IN 36864 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Trebuchet Hurling Old Toilet Bowls The Average Joes Nutcrackers for Oranges Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator The Asshole Skateboarders I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole Using the "N" Word in February Faggot Cat Styrofoam Crossbow Toilet Lottery Hooplah Running with Rusty Scissors ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet tank with an urchin?♫ Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death Forks for Cereal Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome There's a Fungus Among Us "Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade} The Papasans are Squeaky ♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea? SpongeBob PissPants! ♫Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? SpongeBob PissPants! Teaspoons for Spaghetti You put the "I" in "Fungi" Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!! Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube ♫Nationnarrow is Not on your Side♫ Barfing Up a Fece Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk Why is the Sky Black? Lizard Pee Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed! Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!! Employee of the Microsecond Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional} Asbestos in Obstetrics I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals Say Hello to my Little Enema As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional} Guzzling Icebreakers Sours ♫Stay Next To...Captain Howdy!♫ Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional} Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles Banging your Head against a Wall for Science Whirlm Without a Dream Curiosity Salted the Snail Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Fingerprints on Mayonnaise Choking on a Fece Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Raiding their Diaper Pale ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN PANCREAS SURGERY ERROR IN 40959 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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What the Barnacles?!? ♫We're the Flowers in the Dustbin♫ Now That's just Pussywhipped!!! Leaking Bin Liners What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe? That Man is a PWPOSMF Flushing the Wastepaperbasket! Give that Amish some Escargot Tomato with a Chef's Hat Uranation Medication Turnip Blood Donation Lettuce Clogging Up a Toilet Cucumber Wielding a Machete Tempus Fugit Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead Carbide Skunk Eating Used Poop off the Floor Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"? Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes Breaking your Laugh Box The Walls are Squeaky Ferrule Insemination Shiver me Timbers! Queensferd Charcoal Darker Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof Tamp(on) it Home Get on the Blunderbuss A Busted Can {the toilet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container} Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce Going Off Half-Cocked {spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!! Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug The Waste Band Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {sp. intentional} Clarinet Solo!!! It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving! Saxons of the Firing Line Tuba Solo Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit 77 Tromboners Urine Cherry Gogert's Tame Ride It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend! Drum Sextuplet Diving for Pearls in the Toilet Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!! Growing Mould in the Coffeepot Heck Patrol Sonic Infant Boom Don't Kick Over the Toilet Bowl! There's a Plastic Cat Toilet in front of the Shitbowl Timy Kant Shredd {sp. intentional} The Bungsnoidial Wastoids The Lindblad Explorers Crusty the Clown {all words intentionally spelled correctly} Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {a punk} Jacob Marley can Vacuum My Inseminator! {suck my dick} Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler I Call Rifle! Kurmet the Toad Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {sp. intentional} How It's Broken ?UNDEF'D WHALE URINE ERROR IN 63122 READY. ♫C-O-S-T-L-Y That's Supposed to spell Free, Debit Report Dot Com Bay-Bee!♫ Offer Enrolls with Applyment in Triple Disadvantage Vending Machine that Dispenses Used Douches ♫There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, High Ho the Stereo there's Pee-Pee in the Bag!♫ Pile of Used Feces Behind the Garbage Can Salamander, the Black Gear Control Spire of H8red And the Antelope Fell Into a Volcano Noses Floating in the Toilet Bowl Destroying a Water Heater with an Aluminum Baseball Bat Hot Water Cooler Excellent Embouchure for Drummers {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Mouse Ambush Clock! You Might Poof your Pants Toucan Sam for President "Spectrum" is a Holographic Accordion ?UNDEF'D URANATION ERROR IN 8192 {sp. intentional} READY. Clean that Mop Handle! Mop that Clean Handle! sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional} Roll that Die!!! Kids Bop 2,458,770 Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Crash Expert Dumbies Rubber Barrier The Used Douchenemas Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box Urinal Sysop Slow Week Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places! Throwing TV Sets at Cars Spittle Detective Looking for more Baby Poop? Windshield Wipers of Destitution Give That Canadian an Enema! The Devil may Not Care Look at that Car Crash! That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! Chrysalids of Cockroaches Amazing Technique Blasts Phat BIG SCARY LASER DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You! Violet Diode Lasers of Profit Pictures of Broken Toilets Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Graveyard Shift of H8RED! Recycling Toilet Paper in the Dishwasher I Think Someone Needs an Enema Stubbing your Toe for Science Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {sp. intentional} Bowling for Kotzebue Taking a Dump in the Marinator Cars of Jesus Golfing for Nome A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.} Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN SMALL INTESTINE SURGERY ERROR IN 40959 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Committing Aggravated Violent Thought Clips to the Wasteband Mouldy Urine in a Cup Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"} Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head {imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!! Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toilet Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses Garbageinsect {"litterbug"} A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers Squidward's a Faggot Used Beetle Grubs (Larvae) in your Favourite Chair Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here} Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toilet Pipe!!! There are Anacondas in our Pants! Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk! Milking those Squeaky Mouses! Polly Wants a High Colonic!!! The Hirogen are Enemabags Receiving a "Dear Toilet" Letter Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting} O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged! Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though} Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly} Barium Enema Baby Fag!!! Tu Thuh Slotterhaus {al werdz intenshonely mispelt} Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGGOT! There's the Garbear!!! Toliet {intenshonely mispelt} Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt} Toilet Terlet Tolet {intenshonely mispelt} This Urinal Earth But We Sang the F.U.N. Song! The Killing Game Destroying a Piano The Violin's Flooded "Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination Designer Underware Bag of Cat Turds Pissing Plastic Dogs Pikachu Looks like a Homo The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay! Infantile Geritol Teepz Flushing the Shampoo Horton Hears a Douchebag Pissing into a Mailbox Alascum Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten Piss Off, Piss Damselfly It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener Hudson Horstachio is a Urine Wingless Hymenoptera Kalifornication Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star ♫My Little Blue Whale!♫My Little Blue Whale!♫ {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle} That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional} {robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis {robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis ♫Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact♫ Fish Paste!!! Urine Mailbox Fecal Oven The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids Are Mermaids Lezzies? Reeling In a Sea Turtle That Toilet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Son of a Diddly!!! Ehhh Doodlebugs!!! Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool! The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!? Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free? Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!! Taking a Bath...of Evil Alaskan Bull Worm Bottom Line Leave Me the Fuck Alone! Gimme All Your H8ing!!! Well, La De f**king Da! Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits? This is Not a Test of the EBS Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Are You Ready Baby Fags? You Blasted Barnaclehead!!! Hurthouse 884 ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN RIGHT KIDNEY SURGERY ERROR IN 40959 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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The Robot has been Neutralised Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators Nightmare Ride How'd You Get so Crazy? We're Going to Die Full of Pee I Seen it on the Tee Vee No One Would Believe Me Enuresis Cursor Dynamite Camel Hockey Puck Perspiration Come Right Back with More! Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur How It's Destroyed! ♫I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat!♫ {sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"} The Blue Toilet Deodouriser Cakes Yucky Wet Foot Puddles Big Macs for Acid Reflux Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp! Chinchilla Answering Machine You're Calling me a Fruit? The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy Airplane Lavatory Micturition It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It! Backsassing Bed Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light Subroutines are Brie {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!! {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!! {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!! Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!! Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?} ♫We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine♫ {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"} The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer Targ Manure!!! Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk! Baconator Sounds like Urinator An Environmental Seal has been Compromised! Gary, Shame on You! Ballad of Marshall Douchebag This Lesson is Terminated Almost like we Knew what we were Doing! Range Hood Insemination Production has Ended Pothead Scotthead Urinal Fizz That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional} Toilet Pipe Defecator 165 Watt Gas Motor Talaxian Maturation Compartment The Krenim are Bungholes! Who Pissed in the Shampee? Halogen Drill Bit What's Wrong with the Vinculum? Screaming Coffee Stane The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes! Steam with Grease Particles The Shampoo Killer Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill I Hate Sushi!!! Puking in the Bushes ♫You're an Asshole Yesterday!♫ ♫You're an Asshole Tonight!♫ I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!! The Noo-Noo Economy ♫So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch!♫ Nickelodeon KCA 2063 Shockwave Concrete Truck Giving Away a Crane Push Me, Pull You! Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff 18-Wheeler Micturition Getting a Twerpectomy Mad Max at Urine Dome Making a Boom Boom in your Depends ?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959 READY. Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before! Suitcase Perspiration Being Sceptical about Sceptics Species 5618 Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toilet Muscle!!! N0rm41 H!ghL0w Paree, the City of Dark Disorder in the Court! Gas Oven Defecation The Monkey Starship Fund The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind Opening the Bicycle Window The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song} Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate This Creature has an Exoskeleton ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF CLEANAX COTTONELLE TOILET PAPER PILED UP IN THE BATHROOM WASTE BIN ERROR IN 52224 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for feces or shit} STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator! Invisible Guillotine The Paper Swords Cut Off my Armpiece One Must Live Wild Combine Odours for So Many Years Now Two is Reduced to One When Your Clock is Up Leper Christ Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} He's a Dillweed! It's the End of the World as We Know It! Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn Boiling a Pot of Ketchup A Toilet Roll in Liquid Neon I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Dyeing Fraaglz {note sp.} Electronic Skunk Cookie I See the IC Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern Eat Spatula and Die!!! Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!! So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It When Worlds Collide Going Past the Gates of Grethor Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties Digi Modify!!! You Bent my Spatula That's Totally Unfair! NINEHOURRRRRRS!!! Phear the Krabby Patty! ?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248 READY. Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine Strawberry Lumps The Perspiration Jump My Lil' Enemabag Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional} Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!! Stomping on Dirty Douchebags They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Reclamation of Broken Toilets Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons Give Me those Soil Reclamators! Charlie Wilson's Peace Is a Nub like a Crapweasel? ♫O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star♫ ♫Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toilet Pipes Rhymes with "Mould Mereal" Dry Cleaning our Uvulas Uranium Micturition Disinfecting our Eyeballs Molten Pistachio Ice Cream What's Wrong with my Poo? Shame On You!!! ♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws ♫ Assume the Fecal Position What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional} Yes, we have no cow piss {milk} The Stinking Gun Autourination Financial ♫T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!!♫ {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle} Cigerette Lighter Chopper Battery Poop Capacitance Destructor Spring is a Rusty Time! Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL Stepping in Bug Doody Leif Ericsson Day ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN RIGHT KIDNEY SURGERY ERROR IN 40959 READY. |
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IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences} ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOILET READY. It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature Be My Musical Idiot Practise Makes Imperfect Drowning in the Gene Pool Weed Whack-Off Madman at the Wheel Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours 555 Days of F.L.A.R.G. Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve Go To Heli!!! Bathtub Beer Loser Boomerang Flat Bowling Pins Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing Urinous Confetti Flat Tyre Beer Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Faggot! ♫Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!♫ Toothy TV Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights Ektachrome Defecation Click on the Megaphone Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid Time Captains Super C-Straps Super C-Sections Liking this Chud www.crockerofshit.wand Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Cowards"} Neptune's Trousers! Seeing the Dentatron That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments Money Talks, Bullshit Walks Overactive Apocrine Glands Underactive Eccrine Glands Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional} Unflushed Urinator Unstruck Match "Fuck" is Not a Toilet Word...NOT!!! Unfinished Demo It's a BAD Word!!! Dingleberry Soup Shit on a Stick Shit on a Twirly Stick Finger Eating Good" Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were FAGGOTS!!! The Ass Doilies {toilet seat covers} Ruining your Evening Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs Cockroaches that Stomp Back! Fishy Animal Control Officers ♫The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit!♫ Like Mould on a Shower Curtain Thudocity Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa! You Broke my Toy(let) Gary who Eats Fungus The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light {seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China} Snail-Slow Unracer Off-Demand Waiting for the Rinse Cycle Cat Needles Some Fungi Among I Left in the Wilderness Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches Lasting More than a Single Day As Tough as Sandy Cheeks? Chipmunk Saliva Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche? Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toilet? Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Baby Face"} GARY THE SNAIL!!! Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars! Lye-Filled Butt Plugs Timy Kant Spel {sp. intentional} The Douched Moose Nonstinging Yellowjackets Urinated Potatoes The Sassy Dominatrixes Cold Dogs The Innocent Piss Ants ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN PANCREAS SURGERY ERROR IN 40959 READY. |
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Dragonfly Defecation By the Power of Neptune!!! Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost Premenstrual in Pink The Ass Mallets Ass Hammer Shut Up Fartknocker!!! TP For Your Bunghole Double Inverted Nad Twist Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death The Unphlushed Urinators The Lypozeme Experience Project The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us Answering Questions Incorrectly The Cab is Clogged Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead! Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!! Smashing a Ukelele after a Song Overwork that Greenhorn! Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You The Campfire Song Song The Sea Bear Attack!!! Spilling Bong Water in the Couch Austria Endless!!! Zit Columbarium Cannonball Enema The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy Taking a Dump in the Cistern Urinous Toilet Tank www.FairiesArePhoney.wand Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again! Uranated Asphalt {note sp.} Sweating in the Bushes The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {sp. intentional} It's All Clabbered Up Have Another Horn {my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"} Did I Leave the Stove On? {from the Viva Piñata episode "The Fudgetive"} For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it. This Vomitorium Saturn Clapboard Prison The Shrivelled-Up Penises That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect Look! A Penny!!! Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee Disengaging from the Unicomplex What's that Fucking Noise?!? Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Unwish the Wish!!! STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!! Unblow the Blown LED Uncutting that Paper Cucaracha That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!? Supersoaker Filled with Pee The Number Bed Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid Absofuckinglutely Zero Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison Radiometer of Chemistry Sets Getting a Comb-Under Failing your Piss Test ♫Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!!♫ Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour? The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toilet Pipe The Doughnut of Shame The Suliban are Enemabags!!! Flushing Used Douches Down the Toilet Patricia is No Lady! Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver Disinfecting our Uvulas What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind? I Think We Need to Take Showers ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN NUTSACK SURGERY ERROR IN 40959 READY. |
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The Toilet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"} Toilet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!! The Nematoads {sp. intentional} The Oxygen Thieves We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!! Somebody Farted in the Projector Room For the Love of Neptune! ♫I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!!♫ That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over! Getting a Double Wandectomy Making Shiny Dog Urine Lose $$$ When you Switch Goodbye, Nationnarrow? Turd Polisher Do You Want some ABC Gum? Looking like Fartknockers Pathetique Klown {sp. intentional} Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Fairly OddBaby"} Night Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Pre-Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Sunrise Sequence Initialising {female computer voice from Enterprise-D} Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush Whinney the Poo {note sp.} Deoxyribonucleic Acid We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks Defy Diarrhea! Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!! Piddle On What you Want To Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap 11,498° Bringing the Fairies Pain Awww, Circus Peanuts!!! Bad Cow! BAD COW!!! Deadly Piss Ants The Grand Proxy ♫Destroyer of Life...EMO!!!♫ Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit A Bunch of Pant-Loads Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes ♫24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge♫ The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position Stay Away...From Captain Howdy! Captain Howdy's a Pedo! Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid I've Got a Special Power I'm No Ordinary Dude! Poop Chute Cleaner Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension Growing a "Rat Tail" in 2063 Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket Dri Bole {sp. intentional} The Busted Rubbers That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! {as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents™} The Leaking Garbage Bags Drinking Boob Pus {yucko!!!} Maximum Higgentoiletmuscle Week Punching Ourselves in Our Noses Nasal Tampons We're a Bunch of Pantywastes You're In Sample {say rapidly several times in quick succession} Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever Jellyfish Comrades ♫Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party♫ The Dynamic Mode Converters Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound Blackened, Smelly Sponges SpyBob UrinePants Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {without the little blue things} Cutting (Free)base I Need a Double Wandectomy...STAT!!! {spoken in a monotone computer voice} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles! Finding High School Dropouts You Are a Piece of Crap Blowing Walltoilets off the Wall with M1000s Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toilets Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes Urinator Buddy™ Bathtub Buddy™ Sink Buddy™ Toilet Buddy™ Peeing in a Closet What Happened to the Light Bulbs? Slipping on a Banana Peeling L8r Sk8r!!! The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Houseplant Assassin ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN CEREBELLUM SURGERY ERROR IN 52224 READY. |
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Siegfried Spitz and the VomiTones Ketchup Ecstasy Mugwump Buttwarts Clotted Skunkbutter Casino Bus Conflagration |
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Angry McPisseron
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Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer Getting Cooties from a Leper Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate Toilet Tank Infection The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket Deadly Walkman That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! We're Going to Glove World! I Don't Feel Tardy Go to the Sk8Park Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World! Do You Have to Go Potty? The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper Paying a Visit to the Dentatron Alaskan Blubberhound The Jerkinators ♫Potty You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Tinkle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Urine You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Whiz You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ ♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫ That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Sour Balloon Smell Flushing the Hose Bib Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster Peeing in the Refrigerator The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula Taking a Dump in the Litterbox Eat and Forget Floor Lamp Lacrimation Tulip Sweat Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes Tastes like Sheetrock Miracle Small Intestine Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes Salivated Wall Cicada Micturition Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes I Will Not Comply Bowling Ball Insemination The Uranated Tomatoes {note sp.} Hello Faggot, Buy You a Drink? Virgo Toilet Paper Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Slipping in Horseradish Sauce Telephone Cuttledge Cheating to Pass a Urine Test There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death. ♫Christmas Comes just Once this Year!♫ ♫As the Earth Behind You Reeks♫ Diving into the Pool Urinal-First The Sebaceous Cysts Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese The Rug Surgeons Stanley Steamer {note sp.} Superman Demolishing a Urinal Hairdryer Emesis Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator Not the Prom, the Prom! Subaru Heavy Metal Box The Sissy Sticks {"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in fag bars} Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators Computer Mouse Lacrimation Satan Destroying a Stovepipe Uranation of the Toliet {sp. intentional} Mowing Down that Mailbox Imitation Butter Dispensers Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes! ♫Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time♫ (sung to the tune of "Clementine") Female Lavatory Lactation Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit Spatula Feces Shove *THIS* in your Face! This Gizmo is Faster I Declare Patty War!!! Drier than Three Hells ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF CLEANAX COTTONELLE TOILET PAPER PILED UP IN THE BATHROOM WASTE BIN ERROR IN 52224 READY. |
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Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {sp. intentional} Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Barbie Stealing a Bank Card Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is? Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes ♫Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire♫ ♫Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose♫ There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {toilet tank} Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup Febreze Air Rottener Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee Maggots in the Pantry A Flea in Her Helmut {sp. intentional} Snipping Off our Urinals ♫Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John♫ Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toilet! ♫I Got an Email♫ Drinking Skunk Milk Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {note sp.} Disposable Amoebas Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud Feel the Serving Fork Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!! Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet Disposable People Ladybugs are Brie Science Director on Ventax II Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game Disposable Elephants I Spell "Knife" with an "N" Don't Give Them what they Want You're In the Way!!! Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders We're Being Hailed by the Borg Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear! Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {larvae} for Pete Sakes Plankton's a Bungknocker SpongeBoob JismPants King Neptune Destroying a Urinal Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {note sp.} Barbie Wearing a Training Bra Uranation of Fire Hydrants {note sp.} Krabby Patty Disease Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes Chitty Chitty Bang {GUNSHOT!!!} Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Flushing their Toilet Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!? Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes Uranated Showerhead {note sp.} Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes ♫Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!!♫ Defoliating the Skin Damselfly Insemination Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic! Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toilets Moon Rocks of Fury Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!! Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes That's Dorky!!! Flush the Fucking Toliet, Dooshbag!!! {sp. intentional} Salivation of Computer Mouses Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes Grass in the Radiator Grille You're Flamed...er...uh...FIRED!!! Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud Stay Out of Our Dreams!!! Don't...Touch...Anything! Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes Elevator of Dume {sp. intentional} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes Buying Moon Sand to Eat Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober www.muzzyadults.cum Shannon Loves Freddy Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!" Unlucky Charms When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick Cantaloupe Under the Ocean Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes Is That a Flashlight in your Pocket or are You just Small like That? Camel Pee in a Cup Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes Merry Sniffmas! The Worstiest Week Ever {sp. intentional} "Peggy" the Pirate We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {you can tell by a lot of these band names that I watch a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants on the boob tube} Rock Top Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket More Higgentoiletmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At Remembering a Baby Cow Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!? Jail Bars made of Marshmallow Flushing Rocks down Toilets for Christ Sakes Superman Destroying a Bathtub Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes Hit It with Motor Oil Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again What the Phuck is "OMG"?!? Used Raccoon {vulgar term for feces} on the Sidewalk He's Got Stankfoot Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN PUSSY SURGERY ERROR IN 7168 READY. |
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♫Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫ Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional} ♫Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain♫ {note sp.} Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does Kick Start & Turn Me Over We Aren't the Robots! Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee Reflection is Automatic The Buttlords Rat Oblivion The Potty Song Penile Detergent Bleeding Socks Hooray for Mylar! Mounted PoliceHorse Pigs When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD! Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight Who's the Late Turd Burglar? Dropping a Stool in the Pool Ogre Micturition NO, Baby!!! Legpit Underwear Pads Cold Water Slime Sysop Sweat Laser Nebulae Twisted Brother Black Floyd Neutering a Picture Tube Venomous Poison We're All FAGGOTS!!! Poisonous Venom A Hair on the Cistern {toilet tank} Annoying a Broom Shoe Testicle Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes Is Mermaid Man a Homo? Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"} Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane Dominator++ Egg Harness Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes The Bus Melted My Socks! Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge? Braiding Our Toilets Shampooing a Squirrel Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"} Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner Fresh Bad Avacado PCAT {said like "pee cat"} Cactus Impersonator Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy Hydrogenated Potheads The Pee Spuds Lenscap Hoars What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like? Squeeze Boobs!!! Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi We Don't Feel Tardy! Tree Inseminators Superzapper Discharge Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional} Born Again Idiot Is Clay Aiken REALLY a Faggot? Trapped...Out of My Element Incendiary Bushes Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke The Rechargeable Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS" like Homer Simpson would pronounce it} Salty Teeth Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole Click!!! Arrested Development Acting Like Nothing's Wrong Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial) The Procreating Douchenoozles {sp. intentional} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Flowers in the Dustbin Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe! Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light! Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard Aspirin Toilet Fizzy Urinal My Little Poo-Poo Book Stop Morning Wood!!! Rat Tail Comb Attack! Prefrontal Lavage Testicular Shampoo Savage Vacuum Colonic Rabies Hypodermic Pepsi Fizzy Urinator Defecated Underwear Models Have You Seen this Slug? Get a Cup of Coughea Potty Off, Potty Yellowjacket Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases Cupajoe Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly Kofy {pronounced like "coffee"} Postnasal Drip Points {"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some telephone insulaters} Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine! Forget or Forget {based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"} Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp Not the Douche, the Douche!!! Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists DumbWAV Converter Perspiration Christ {it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid} A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee Corporate Douche?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN PREFRONTAL CORTEX SURGERY ERROR IN 63999 READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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He or She Smells Like a Bus Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {sp. intentional} Netscrape v4.79 R-Place is YouR-Place Too Aural Enema Sewer Pickles of H8Red Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky? Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern Dogs Pissing on Tyres Lighting Candy Cigerettes Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano Fighting the Fighters Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing Pooping in the Shampoo Piddle Parsnip Lipstick Micturition The Constipated Giraffes Missy is Phun to Molest Who Wants to be a Pennyaire? You've Got UsedEneMail!!! Sclera is Brie As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco Wake Up Micturating Eating Out of the Cistern Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves! Throwing Our Dog Water Neon Darks The Woman Machine Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves! Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00 Eyelash Stilleto Knife Feel the Tablespoon Lisol: Infect to Unprotect With Culturebifidus Regularis The Ass Gaskets {toilet seat covers} Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties! Accordion Hosebags The Bagpipe Blasters He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck! Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters Illogic Probe These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise He's Jim, Dead! Sysop Lacrimation Pissicus It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener Using Resolve Without a Vacume My Poo Poo Cup My Menstrual Mug My Perspiration Tube My Vomit Vase Frank Incense Poppa Boyl My Cum Dumpster Waytoochatty Cathy ♫He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag♫ ♫She's Got a Robust Purse♫ LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise} Typhoid Marianne Urinous Piddle Violet "Lazer" of "Dume" Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy Watching TV Underwater Butt Whyy Per! Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers Ginko is Good for the Bladder Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes! The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional} ♫You Run Around like a Paper Towel♫ It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like 400 Teraquads of Crap A Dog Pushing a Wagon Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket The Princess and The Pee {note sp. of "pea"} Urenal Sysop General Douchebaggery Extreme Asshattery Pothead Scotthead?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF CLEANAX COTTONELLE TOILET PAPER PILED UP IN THE BATHROOM WASTE BIN ERROR IN 52224 READY. |
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Ketchup Later (inspired by CapeCat)
Canned Tones The First Lasts Aardvarks Aren't Even Swedish
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Angry McPisseron
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Who's Got Malaria?
USB Dog Turds The Nitrogenated Penguins Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball Quit Chalking and Start Talking Get the Eight Ball! The Prince and The Uranation {note sp. of "urination"} Getting Crabs from a Toilet Paper Dispenser Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor My Spittle Sysop Who Uranated in the Teapot? {note sp.} The Flooded Defecals Ashtray Lavage Urine Trouble! Screwdrivers of Destitution Plad to the Bone Flammable Puppies Urochrome for Lepers May Cause Fecal Injury Uranated VHS {note sp.} Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury Test for Battery Poop Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil Apple Falling Far from the Tree Uranated Carrot {note sp.} Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag! MegaFon {sp. intentional} Rat Emesis Giving Triks to a Rabbit Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer Nasal Soap Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit Annoying a Pushbroom Screaming Overhead Projector Making Fun of the Amish R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button C3PO Lives in my Sinuses Flushing Trout down a Toilet Wastepaperbasket Incandescence Invisible Sirius Batman Destroying a Cistern Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Cleaning Their Water Closet Tape Dispenser Enuresis Squeezing Boob Pus Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.} Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears Partial Pillow MNO Stopwagon Penile Pustules Rusty Syringe Micturating LED Desk Lamp Cirrhosis of the Bladder Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair Water Closet Lavage Sitting on a Time Bomb This Ear Hair Remover is Brie Waiting By the Sink Seeing the Trees for the Woods ♫Friskers...Feed the Bunghole!!!♫ Gastric Uranation {note sp.} PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {capitalisation intentional} When the Bullet Hits the Phone Inseminator I Optically Image Hummingbirds Are Brie Warfarin is Rat Poison! Deal or Deal? Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases ♫Put a Little Love in Your Urethra!♫ Invisible Stormtroopers The Intelligenttoiletmuscles Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator Having Dain Bramage Satan is a Soft Fabric Satin is the Devil Frown for the Camera Wishing Well Lavage That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer The Knarks are Squeaky Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee Sleeping Like a Sloan Urinal Spud Valve The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water We Live in Mops This Toliet Uranus {sp. intentional} Sheliak Corporate Douche Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change Give that Turd Burglar an Enema The "Poo-Poo On the Toilet Seat" Band Disco Vacuums Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!! Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!! Urine & Acetic Acid Fecal Alcohol Syndrome Corn Poop Peecup Viva Uriñator Loud Face Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche Flush the Johñ! Contro Flexible Janyu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's ArK"} Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation? {sp. intentional} Busted Eyeglasses Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead! Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt Pressure! Dañger!!! Remote-Controlled Learnatorium Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee Stepping in Wolf Shit Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! ?HAVING ELECTIVE OPEN DICK SURGERY ERROR IN 63999 READY. |
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