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PaWolf
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Posted: 18 Nov 2009 at 12:12am |
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(thread purpose: here they come!!! time for 'big business' to help YOU play 'SantyClaws'! Show the WORST you are seeing THIS YEAR...and tell us why!)
My FIRST vote goes right out to 'Glaaadeeey', of course. Made me spit out a bit o'Molson's Ice, dammit! Could've sworn they were trying to sell us some 'rabbit turd' scent - I was convinced that is what I saw in her hands...but, alas, I was wrong - it was "Poop-of-Granite and Rabbit-Berries".
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Tiz
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Dunno, maybe it's Dad's "broke back Santy" laugh......... here, enjoy.
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Thor
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Pa, I would've liked it if that commercial turned into one of those "screamers", with the true Glade Lady flashing real fast, her eyes spinning, and blood dripping from her mouth, as she demands fealty to Satan.
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PaWolf
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2009 Holiday Gift Guide for Outdoors Women, Giver Her Relief on the GoOutdoors women will appreciate the reusable and pink funnel-like female urinary device (FEM) called GoGirl. It’s easy to store in a backpack, car glove box, or purse and makes finding relief easier. Made of medical-grade silicone it arrives rolled up in a plastic tube about the size of a toilet paper roll with a plastic baggy and sheets of toilet tissue. When a woman has to go where bathroom facilities do not exist, she can use GoGirl to avoid getting her footwear wet or sitting on a non-hygienic toilet seat. A single GoGirl is $6.99 U.S., three for $18.99. Read more: http://hikingbackpacking.suite101.com/article.cfm/2009_holiday_gift_guide_for_outdoors_women#ixzz0XAXqVYL3 BUT WAIT!!!! THERE'S MORE *PROOF* THAT THE OL'MULE HIMSELF IS A SHAMELESS 'PROFITTEER'!!! YOU SIMPLY *KNOW* HE IS "BEHIND" THIS!
No Yelling School of FishingLadies Let’s Go Fishing! Teaches Women How to Fish in Florida
Women learn saltwater fishing basics without the intimidation and yelling from men during the Ladies, Let's Go Fishing seminars held throughout South Florida. The weekend seminars, held in conjunction with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, offer a morning of educational sessions and an afternoon of hands-on activities. The final day is an opportunity to put skills to work out on the water with area saltwater fishing guides. Read more: http://saltwaterfishing.suite101.com/article.cfm/no_yelling_school_of_fishing#ixzz0XAYm7sRt ...but only with a T.V. commercial...
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Thor
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That wasn't your video, was it, Tiz? I'm guessing by the , that it wasn't.
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PaWolf
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(time for the Tiz-Jabs!!!)
"Yanks", Thor! I *was* wonderin' if'n that is why they legally keep the Tizzer single and why the daughter only comes over for XMAS...(at least he put a bough on HER OLD car, but he STILL couldn't catch her...)
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Tiz
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You didn't see me ride by on my skateboard?
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Tiz
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An oldie, it still tears me up. Peter hitches a ride home after shopping on Christmas morning........ snow- sweater & scarf- the little girl..........just tugs at my heart I tell ya.
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Big Momma
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Tiz, I love that ad!!!
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PaWolf
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Tizzer & BM have ruined my thread...
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Big Momma
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Remind me how to post a video, I have a really lousy one in mind. |
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PaWolf
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1.) look for the v=xxxxxxxxxxx,
2.) copy ALL the 'xxxxxx's, skip the 'v=' and ','
3.) copy into post as so...
[ tube ] xxxxxxx [ /tube ] <<<---when ya do this, get rid of ALL 'spaces'! TADA!!! It's magic, I tell ya!
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Big Momma
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I'm still not quite getting it! The 'v=' for the video I want to post is HjkJCDCxDys. What is still not clear what you mean by x I guess it doesn't mean the regular URL reference or else I would simply copy and post that, or enter it via the 'Insert Hyperlink' icon. What am I missing?
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PaWolf
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remove ALL 'SPACES' from the following:
[ tube ] HjkJCDCxDys [ /tube ]
see what happens
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Tiz
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You had it BM, just put that same Hjk...... url in between tube tags. Like this:
Then click Preview to make sure it shows.
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Tiz
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Moochamoocha
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I can't believe no one remembered the mother of all bad gifts...
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Every frickin' year those Kay commercials make me feel somewhat inadequate about my relationships. As if there's just something I could be doing differently. I wonder how many people have proposed just based on the influence these commercials provide. |
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Big Momma
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Thanks Tiz! Um.....what's a tube tag?
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Thor
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Big Momma, the "tube tags" is the script that you type in in front of the tube code and after the tube code. They're kind of like bookends used to let CIH know that the set of what-looks-like-gibberish, the tube code (HjkJCDCxDys) that you've copied/pasted from Youtube, is a video. In front of the code, you type in [TOOB], and after it, you type in [/TOOB], except you spell tube correctly. The reason I don't here is that if I spelled it correctly, CIH would get confused and would think I was posting a video.
Also, don't copy the entire code to CIH and then remove the irrelevant part as you did above. Block only the part after the equal sign (the relevant part), copy/paste it into your reply screen, and then add the tube tags in front of and after it.
No need to use any "insert hyperlink" button.
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Tiz
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Bad gifts......... how about this for
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