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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

 Thor is a man of good taste. Jillian Barberie has hemp for hair and a complexion of a used pigskin football.


I'd have to disagree with that.   If she had hemp hair, that would make her just a little bit useful.   

And this broad is 110% USELESS!!!

I'd say her hair is just dried ragweed.   Good for nothing, like her!!Wink

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Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

 Thor is a man of good taste. Jillian Barberie has hemp for hair and a complexion of a used pigskin football.


I'd have to disagree with that.   If she had hemp hair, that would make her just a little bit useful.   

And this broad is 110% USELESS!!!

I'd say her hair is just dried ragweed.   Good for nothing, like her!!Wink

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   Ragweed is a good fire-starter, if ya' know what I mean....(really big, bawdy wink).
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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

 Thor is a man of good taste. Jillian Barberie has hemp for hair and a complexion of a used pigskin football.


I'd have to disagree with that.   If she had hemp hair, that would make her just a little bit useful.   

And this broad is 110% USELESS!!!

I'd say her hair is just dried ragweed.   Good for nothing, like her!!Wink

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   Ragweed is a good fire-starter, if ya' know what I mean....(really big, bawdy wink).


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With the tone of this post, I think I know where these comments are going.   LOL
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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

   How ironic is it that although nobody knows who she is, what she's accomplished or if she's even a "she", but nobody can stand her. Talk about an ad that backfired-she's done more to demote Nutri-System than an E-Coli scare could!


I'll take the E. coli over her any day.
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I would rather have E. Coli too...He's rather cute!
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Aww, is he from the Giant Microbes site?
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Originally posted by FrauKruspe FrauKruspe wrote:

I would rather have E. Coli too...He's rather cute!
 
  Maybe Nutrisystem ought to try a precious little bacterium as a spokesmodel!  That would be an awesome quickie weight loss vehicle.
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I just saw the latest version of this ad. It's still horrible.

Her hair is now dark brown ( probably close to it's natural colour), and she has an extremely dark tan.

Her mannerisms are still annoying as hell, but this time she's not claiming to know everything about sports.

My only question is simple. Why would any company hire this annoying woman as their spokesperson?

She has no talent!
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Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

I just saw the latest version of this ad. It's still horrible.

Her hair is now dark brown ( probably close to it's natural colour), and she has an extremely dark tan.

Her mannerisms are still annoying as hell, but this time she's not claiming to know everything about sports.

My only question is simple. Why would any company hire this annoying woman as their spokesperson?

She has no talent!


Because she's hot and has boobs! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

When I hear that she's the "weather girl" on FOX, I know she's one of those people who blew the boss to get a job.   It's painfully obvious she didn't get the job for her brain or talent.
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Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

I just saw the latest version of this ad. It's still horrible.

Her hair is now dark brown ( probably close to it's natural colour), and she has an extremely dark tan.

Her mannerisms are still annoying as hell, but this time she's not claiming to know everything about sports.

My only question is simple. Why would any company hire this annoying woman as their spokesperson?

She has no talent!


Because she's hot and has boobs! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

When I hear that she's the "weather girl" on FOX, I know she's one of those people who blew the boss to get a job.   It's painfully obvious she didn't get the job for her brain or talent.
 
    C'mon folks, for 10 grand, anyone can be hot and have boobs.....this gal has talent; the oral kind.
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Wow.

I'm gettin' kinda excited, doncha know, cancha tell...

"...speak to me in a romantic language; say words that'll hold a feeling...."

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Wow.

I'm gettin' kinda excited, doncha know, cancha tell...

"...speak to me in a romantic language; say words that'll hold a feeling...."

     'Ya ready for this Pa?: To paraphrase a select portion of Jillian's script, "How many girls do you know that can do this?"Wink
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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Wow.

I'm gettin' kinda excited, doncha know, cancha tell...

"...speak to me in a romantic language; say words that'll hold a feeling...."

     'Ya ready for this Pa?: To paraphrase a select portion of Jillian's script, "How many girls do you know that can do this?"Wink
I can answer that question - but I will not - I'm protected by the fifth amendment...Wink
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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

 
    C'mon folks, for 10 grand, anyone can be hot and have boobs.....this gal has talent; the oral kind.


Correction, for 10 grand you can have boobs, but it won't make you automatically hot. Just look at the current season of Rock Of Love Bus. Wink
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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

I just saw the latest version of this ad. It's still horrible.

Her hair is now dark brown ( probably close to it's natural colour), and she has an extremely dark tan.

Her mannerisms are still annoying as hell, but this time she's not claiming to know everything about sports.

My only question is simple. Why would any company hire this annoying woman as their spokesperson?

She has no talent!


Because she's hot and has boobs! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

When I hear that she's the "weather girl" on FOX, I know she's one of those people who blew the boss to get a job.   It's painfully obvious she didn't get the job for her brain or talent.
 
    C'mon folks, for 10 grand, anyone can be hot and have boobs.....this gal has talent; the oral kind.
 
But can she cook.......and not the bedroom variety kind. Yes, boys & girls, the makers of Nutrisystem would have you believe you'd look like this just by eating their food.Unhappy
 
BTW. What is her original hair color, she's had them all.
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Wow! You guys crack me up! You basically called her a cocksucker with big (fake) boobs!

That about sums it up.

I don't think she's pretty at all though.
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Here's what one non-advertising-associated person had to say about Nutrisystem:

Nutrisystem Review

"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Wow! You guys crack me up! You basically called her a cocksucker with big (fake) boobs!

That about sums it up.

I don't think she's pretty at all though.
 
Me either. As a matter of fact, I'd have to be stuck on a deserted island with her to be attracted. We could toss coconuts around as footballs.Wink
She reminds me of Ginger.......Gilligan's Island fame, only with store bought boobs.
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It's like looking into the future. Before I even read it was ginger I thought it was a really bad picture of Jillian. Dead
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"The Soup" summed her up perfectly.

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I think I figured out what's wrong with her hair:  I'm guessing BAD hair extensions.  I don't know anything about them, but I'm thinking that's the only thing that could make her hair tent out that way, halfway down.  Anybody know?
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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

I think I figured out what's wrong with her hair:  I'm guessing BAD hair extensions.  I don't know anything about them, but I'm thinking that's the only thing that could make her hair tent out that way, halfway down.  Anybody know?
 
Maybe she needs turkey drippings.WinkBig%20smile After watching that news clip, I have to wonder what people tune in to see. When I want to catch my local weather forecast, the hair color today, gone tomorrow bimbo is not a priority.Confused
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It looks like, if you tried running your fingers through her hair, they'd get caught like in a bear trap.  Then you'd have to move in together.
 
 
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Wow! You guys crack me up! You basically called her a cocksucker with big (fake) boobs!

That about sums it up.

I don't think she's pretty at all though.
 
Me either. As a matter of fact, I'd have to be stuck on a deserted island with her to be attracted. We could toss coconuts around as footballs.Wink
She reminds me of Ginger.......Gilligan's Island fame, only with store bought boobs.
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NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THAT'S NOT GINGER!!!

She used to be so hot.   CryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jan 2009 at 11:42pm
^^Well, the show was back in the '60s. Besides, Mary Ann was 'hotter' and could cook, too. Looks better today than Ginger.
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