Cristy Lane's "NEW" Christmas Album!! |
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Wild Starchild
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Posted: 22 Nov 2008 at 7:16am |
I've been seeing Cristy Lane's ad for her "NEW" Christmas album on the news channel lately, and this bitch must think we're f**king stupid!! This album sure as HELL ain't new. It's been running for years, and they bring it back every damned Christmas season, and I am sick of it. I hate Cristy Lane's voice, and I hate seeing this ad on all the damned time. Another thing I hate about it is that she does her own voice over. It just seems arrogant to me. She is talking about how wonderful, and awesome she is, and how her songs are classics and sh*t like that. She must be out of her God Damned mind to think anyone gives a furry rat's red ass about her. I'd like to see a new picture of her now, cause in those OLD ads she looks pretty young. I bet she is full of gray hair and wrinkles now, and her voice probably sounds like a ten pack a day smoker chewing on sandpaper and downing hard liquor!! This bitch needs to go the f**k away, and shut the f**k up!!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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N-Dizzle
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In this ad, appears to be from a magazine, I see the date of 2003. She looks pretty old then. She is 68 years old(according to the Wikipedia!). |
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Wild Starchild
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OH GOD, they are wearing this thing out!! (the commercial, not Cristy...she's already worn out HEEHEE!!) They really need to stop running this ad!! Do people REALLY BIY THIS f**kING THING???? Don't people have taste in music anymore??
I'd like to shake HER till the rattles!!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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WhiskeyMan2112
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oh yes the albums date back to the early 80s around 82 or 83. I remember seeing them on TBS or the old Nashville Network WAY before it became Spike TV
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WhiskeyMan, dont you play that hand too long.
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Thor
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Yeah. She looks to be in her 40's on that album cover. I think she's near 70 now.
Plus, that I Believe in Angels song is an old Abba song.
I already know more about this woman than I ever wanted to know.
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Like the avatar, WhiskeyMan!
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and may I return the compliment in kind.
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N-Dizzle
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I get the feeling they are showing the exact same ad from the 1980s. It just feels "old" to me, like those "The Clapper" ads.
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you read my tea leaves exactly!
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Wild Starchild
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I have OFFICIALLY renamed her, "CURSE-T PAIN", cause I curse when I see her and the bitch hurts my ears!! GTFAB!!!!! (Go The f**k Away Bitch!!)
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Her "new" Christmas album came out in the '70's. That kid probably has grandkids that age now. Why doesn't someone call her out on it?
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Aaah! I work nights and the tv in the break room only gets one channel. So every night I work, mainly around my lunch at 2am, I see this commercial way too many times. They tend to show it about three times in a row most commercial breaks. It used to just be her greatest hits cd but it's been the Christmas one lately, the commercial with the little blonde girl staring creepily straight ahead as Cristy is singing to her. I swear she looks like a knock-off Golden Girl
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