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    Posted: 07 Aug 2019 at 6:18pm
OK!  It's no secret that I love the female vagina.


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When I was a kid, these commercials never existed and such topics never were discussed in family settings, especially the dinner table. We knew women were more expensive than men because they had 'special shopping requirements' that we didn't understand. In fact, it used to piss me off that my sister got 'monthly presents' while I had to yell and scream just to get a 5-cent pack of baseball cards or a Chick-O-Stick. 
I wasn't allowed to ask about these things, so I had to come to my own conclusions about what they were for (I once believed pads were band-aids to keep women's guts from falling out).
Times sure have changed - those days were so much easier and ignorance was pure bliss.
These days? 
Now I have to worry about the company staining my furniture because they leaked on the couch.

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One question: Given these commercials are simply so 'matter-of-fact', how many people are really comfortable discussing tampons between the sexes and at casual sittings, say, ohhh...like an Italian restaurant?
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Me at the dinner table with friends:

Were you aware that a pint can't hold a quart? Or that if you put too small a cork in a wine bottle, wine might leak out?

See? Tact. You have to approach these discussions with tact. The way it used to be.

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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Me at the dinner table with friends:

Were you aware that a pint can't hold a quart? Or that if you put too small a cork in a wine bottle, wine might leak out?

See? Tact. You have to approach these discussions with tact. The way it used to be.

*puts rectangular "doilies" on the chairs of visiting wimmins*


One friend responds... "Would that be red 'wine' we're talking about here?"


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Me, with monocle: Why, yes, and for the purpose of this discussion, a 1975 Pie Cherry Sangiovajay.
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Me, with monocle: Why, yes, and for the purpose of this discussion, a 1975 Pie Cherry Sangiovajay.
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Those 80's hair band videos are not real subtle, are they?


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Those 80's hair band videos are not real subtle, are they?


Nope, not at all!    Big smile
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Those 80's hair band videos are not real subtle, are they?


LOL

Neither are you, Jimbo!  Did she spill some pie on her pie?

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

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When I was a kid, these commercials never existed and such topics never were discussed in family settings, especially the dinner table. We knew women were more expensive than men because they had 'special shopping requirements' that we didn't understand. In fact, it used to piss me off that my sister got 'monthly presents' while I had to yell and scream just to get a 5-cent pack of baseball cards or a Chick-O-Stick. 
I wasn't allowed to ask about these things, so I had to come to my own conclusions about what they were for (I once believed pads were band-aids to keep women's guts from falling out).
Times sure have changed - those days were so much easier and ignorance was pure bliss.
These days? 
Now I have to worry about the company staining my furniture because they leaked on the couch.

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One question: Given these commercials are simply so 'matter-of-fact', how many people are really comfortable discussing tampons between the sexes and at casual sittings, say, ohhh...like an Italian restaurant?
It seems like nothing is taboo anymore!  I like to sop up the red stuff with a slice of garlic bread!

ED drugs
Dry vaginas
Stinky vaginas
Leaking human waste

Oh, and now Jardiance, and other drugs can cause an infection in the perineum. A former GF of mine read in one of her women's magazines that this was an erotic zone.  SHE WAS CRAZY GOOD! In Indiana we called that area 'Taint'. Use your imagination...

Talk about awkward and uncomfortable, I think someone beat this woman with a fugly stick.


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Those 80's hair band videos are not real subtle, are they?


LOL
Neither are you, Jimbo!  Did she spill some pie on her pie?


I think that frame was from right around :35 in the video.
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Ultra is MORE than super PLUS flow? crikey!! CALL MOSES!!
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Ultra is MORE than super PLUS flow? crikey!! CALL MOSES!!
Good point about a Biblical event with a gaping plot hole: If Moses parted the Red Sea, why didn't the Israelite population, along with the Pharaoh's forces, get stuck in the mud since the ground could not have been dry, as the story goes...?
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those are some AMBITIOUS ovaries that produce an ULTRA flo

ULTRA FLO--progressive-take note!!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

OK!  It's no secret that I love the female vagina.

As opposed to the male vajay?
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^ LOL  I didn't want to go there. In today's LBGTQ climate, I wanted to be perfectly clear.
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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

OK!  It's no secret that I love the female vagina.

As opposed to the male vajay?
We'll have no more of that. Period.
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Coming Soon To A Theater Near You!
 
Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean 
The Curse of the Tampax Pearl

starring Johnny Blockhead!
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