Toyota Jan Back from maternal leave! |
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tikibagger
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Posted: 05 Aug 2018 at 3:56pm |
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Back from pooping out her latest progeny, Jan is bac..she looks great until she s grins and then..MANDIBLES!!
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OperatorStandingBy
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To be honest, she really isn't THAT hard to look at.
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I could "go places" with her, she may not want me to go there. She's a baby making machine, I would have told her OB/GYN to add an extra stitch.
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Dr. Dan
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Her God-given looks aren't what I dislike. It's her personality/speech/acting that makes me wonder how any guy could [TMI censored out]. |
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PaWolf
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How do you know she didn't just skip up the street to the local abortion clinic to get the little intruder vacuumed out? If she decided to keep it, she may lose commercial opportunities and 'Daddy' wont get as much breast milk.
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Dr. Dan
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Oh, gross! Was gonna get dinner but I think I'll wait a bit. |
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tikibagger
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weeell since shes been pregnant TWICE now in her Toyota 'buffoon' career--i kinda doubt shes anything but a serial MOM that said, shes just insect like to me--theres an actress on the CW Green Arrow that has that mandible mouth as well--like a set of FANGS
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sgtrock21
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Isn't the empty car transporter an old ad? Or did they for some reason do a re-make?
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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PaWolf
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Maybe she's really Chinese and we need to report her...or maybe she will sacrifice up her youngest. "China does still have the 1 child per family policy. A couple can have another child but they are heavily taxed for that child, and the child's education is not free."
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Dr. Dan
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Her mannerisms practically shout, "Look at me, I'm so cute and perky and entertaining!" Could gag a maggot.
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tikibagger
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EXACTLY that covers it pretty well--like PAT and his 'i'm so funny' for a LOBOTOMY PATIENT schtick
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jnoble
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Her face alone just annoys me. She gets filed right next to Seth Myers and Keith Olbermann in my "please someone throw a pie at this smug mug" catagory |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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tikibagger
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Toyotas whole ad campaign has a perpetual 'bad smell' to ALL their attempts
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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"Laurel Coppock is known for her work on 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.'" .....nope, no she's not. She will NEVER get rid of "Toyota Jan." I guess they pay her some big bucks for her to stay with these ads, the horrible writing and extreme cringeworthy humor. |
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tikibagger
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a new term for her 'appeal'.. she grins with her JANDIBLES 'The Office'? No recollection whatsoever of 'Jan' appearing there and i have seen ALL Offices
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DKS
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Probably just a 1 time minor appearance, like a waiter who brought them their food when they went out to eat or someone briefly on the elevator with one of the main characters or something. Something that wouldn't stand out or be memorable. Plus she may have had her hair dyed or done differently or w/e so you might not even know it was her if she wasn't pointed out to you.
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CaptainErnie
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I think "Jen" bugs me more than "Flo"!!!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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tikibagger
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Right now during sales times when i see 'Jen' about 20 times A DAY..yes Flo still inherently more repellent..she is like Pennywise in IT
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crainbebo
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Same here! I've just about had it with Jan's perky attitude and the woman thanking the salesman...at least 15-20 times per day on local Yakima stations!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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tikibagger
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Shes BAAACK and shes GONE COUNTRY! nope.. not even gonna post it--U will be INUNDATED with it soon enuf i kinda guessed there was some redneck in that chick the Japanese must think the entire US is a bunch of dumb hicks
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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The one I saw about 45 min ago was her and bunch of people jumping, clapping hands, high fives to that crappy Fitz and The Tantrums song. The ad ends about when the ad ends - "Sept. 3." Wonderful, a full month of this garbage.
** Edit- here, enjoy the heavy amount of cringe. Every ad "Jan" does comes off corny and annoying as f--k!! |
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tikibagger
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so shes douchey too? COOL
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tikibagger
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So.. i am not sure whats more obnoxious--the 'hand clap-fist bump' extravaganza that urban areas get OR the 'hillbilly' CW singalong crapfest that WE in the west are 'TREATED' to by Jan and Kletus I gotta go with the latter as a hater of hick music-to assume ALL Merikans will luv this dreck is pretty reediculous
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crainbebo
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We live in Yakima, so we get the country bumpkin hillbilly fest that I've already seen twice during Sunday night news...and it's awful. Well the weekend news around here is awful too, but that commercial is MUTE worthy. I cringe it.
Hey, anyone still like Jan? (crickets)
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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