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SalvorHardin
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The original iPhone ads were simple classy with a bit of playful fun, 10 years later and we have this trash that has no sense of class to the point of featuring singing piles of sh*t but hey it matches the fully formed post Steve Apple that does things like the hideous notch on the X and thinks removing useful things like headphone slots is "courageous".
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Jimmy
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I just saw this piece of sh*t commercial, that music just caused me to hit the mute button, but blimey! what a bunch of hideous people on this ad! Blimey! I have an iPhone, but it's not an X. I'll be damned if I would pay a grand to have a bloody phone! Piss off Apple! Change your ads!
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NJtoTX
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The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.
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MrTim
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Poor thing has probably been chained up without human contact in his parent's basement since birth. I'd be more worried if he'd said "What's a toilet?" |
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Anduril
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I'd be more worried if he said "What's spackle?"
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Kelly H
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Another idiotic Apple iphone commercial - this one has unique face-unlocking technology - I apologize in advance for unlocking this ugly face upon you (let’s be thankful it’s doesn’t have an identical twin, though I wonder if identical twins can unlock each other’s iphones?) Also, the music in the background is equally disturbing as the transgender face we’re forced to look at.
BEHOLD! I present the loser in an ugly stick battle: |
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aka ron
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I accidentally took a picture of myself today...who is that old f*ck. I didn't recognize myself. |
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Kelly H
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lol aka ron 😊
I guess if you plan to age then you can’t use facial recognition for your iphone? which makes me wonder if the face-recognition is the only way you can unlock your iphone, then what happens if you get in a car accident and need to call for help but your face is bashed in and completely unrecognizable with a broken and bloody nose and stuff? |
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Triple J
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I find this man's face offensive.
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Ad nauseous
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These commercial series is offensive! BTW how many f**king unicorns are there in commercials? I count three, bounce, ice breakers, and apple!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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usmaak
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Seriously, where the fk do they find these people?
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Kelly H
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I’m guessing they found them at San Fran Comicon convention.
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DarkRealmStar
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DarkRealmStar
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I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?
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Kelly H
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ummm... it’s not a chick... |
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Anduril
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I wonder if she takes it out and blows her schnoz, does snot go flying everywhere? |
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Kelly H
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snotty kid needs a backhand - maybe his parents need to take away his tablet while he’s outside and make him try sports - “what’s a baseball glove?” |
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aka ron
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I don't know if anyone else noticed the lyrics in the original video...Is that Courtney from Match?
You ho bag! Her kitty is out there for anyone to "come find me". "All Night" If it's all right I wanna kick it with you all night, all night Have a good time Ain't gotta worry 'cause it's all right, it's all right All night, and all night, and all night, baby Don't be shy, don't be shy, don't be shy, baby All night and all night Ain't gotta worry 'cause it's all right, it's all right It's alright, it's okay Everybody gonna say what they wanna say Players gonna play when they wanna play Long way, only for one night like Luther Vandross, right? No way, Daddy Fat Saxxx don't skip no days To eat her, meet her, greet her Treat her like a queen then I give her that peter, jack That's how we procreate Take care my babies, I'mma cope the weight I'mma carry the load, and I'mma win the bread, as well No tricking off with my girl Your chicken all on my girl She thick with all of her curves Plus she got a mind on her Street smart, book smart, built by design for me Gotta hold her up, 'cause she always holding me down Like a bank robber with a note, give it to the teller, so she know we ain't f**king around |
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Jimmy
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I hate the music on the new ad, when you hear some woman saying..."do ya, do ya, do ya thang".
I do my thing by hitting the mute button immediately!
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Kelly H
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the music in the Apple face-recognition ugly transgender dude is worse - I can’t even understand the first few lines - to me it sounds like: “A sitty-wah - A sitty-wah” blah blah “walking down a hall” or something like that
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MrTim
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With all the 'gender fluidity' being pushed on kids these days, it could still be a boy... |
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DarkRealmStar
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Here's a whole article about people hating the Apple What's a Computer? ad: You have to copy and paste URL in your browser. http://abc7.com/technology/whats-a-computer-apples-ad-sparks-anger/2988377/
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