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Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 12:32am |
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Are we ever going to be rid of these horrendous commercials? They've been around faaaaaar too long in my opinion.
They always have a young, good-looking couple sitting outside in nature discussing their herpes with the camera. Now they're toting that 1 in 5 Americans has herpes. That HAS to be skewed. They may have the mouth cold sore herpes, but not GENITAL herpes. Big difference. If I was directing the commercial, this is how it would go: Woman: "I have genital herpes." Man: "And I gave it to her." |
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PaWolf
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...heeeeeeeeyyyy! I've been WAITING for this one!!!!!!!
*I* just want to see one of them announce they have genital herpes only to see the other give a really cock-eyed look, and simply walk out of camera view.
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Tiz
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Is this the same commercial where at the end, we see Mr & Mrs
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PaWolf
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I dunno, but I DO know it ain't me an' you if you got genital herpes ('sides the fact I like the MissyD and I don't wanna get that stuff from sharin' a beer, dammit! - so ya better be clean, or I'ma comin to Richmond, for ya', Tiz, ol'buddy, ol'pal!)...
(watch for PM's, Bubba! I may be in yer neck o'de'woods VERY SOON - I need yer money!)
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Tiz
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Just so you know Pa, I don't share me beer nor me money. And, I won't give ya 'bad' directions either.
No, really. |
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PaWolf
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You're mean.
That tastes like SAND!
Everybody is seeing what you did to me - OVER AND OVER!!![/COLOR">
HERE I COME.
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BrianO
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Her: I have genital herpes.
Him: And so do I.
Her: We can't stop doing it.
Him: Our genitalia controls our minds.
Her: Besides, I kind of like to scratch that itch.
Him: Me too.
Her: DO me!
Him: OK.
Music-Bow-chicka-BOW-boooowwww...
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FaithSF
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Hahaha. If I'd been drinking anything, I would have spit it all over the keyboard. |
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Big Momma
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You have to be pretty damn desperate for dough to tell the world you have crotch rot!!!!
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And not only are these couples young & good-looking, but they're very healthy & athletic! They're always shown surfing, hiking, mountain climbing, biking, etc. They might as well say "My crotch is rotten, but I'm not going to let that slow me down!" Now, I think there may have been one exception -- wasn't there some herpes-infested woman sitting on swing in an older commercial?
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Yeah, I hope so, too. I guess you really have to be careful where you swing (no pun intended!).
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I'm waiting for the one with a man sitting in a car with his head back as if he's asleep, then this toothless crack HO hooker pops up from his lap and says out the window, "I have genital herpes, and now this fool does too!!"
How do these folks find a significant other anyway. Some chick tells me she's got a tainted tail and I'm gonna bail!!! I mean what am I gonna say, "Thank God it ain AIDS!! We might have a few sores and some puss from time to time, but we can scrog for decades!!"
I have genital Herpes! And I don't!!
And I don't GIVE A PHUCK ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! Now get the PHUCK OFF MY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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I have genital herpes. That's why I take 'Crotch Don't Smell'. But your crotch doesn't smell! ExACTly!
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Them herpes get too frisky hit `em with the shampoo.
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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PaWolf
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*I* think the 'message must be spread far and wide (NOT in the 'goatse' frame of reference, Thor) - *I* think we need a 'loving couple' commercial in the line of....
"...I've got genital herpes"
"...and I've got multiple partners!"
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I hate it when they show up when I'm trying to eat lunch!
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Smug Woman: I have genital herpes...
Smug Boyfriend: ...and I don't! Seriously, would you keep sleeping with someone if you knew they had an incurable disease and could give it to you? Ok to be fair they might be married, but they appear to be a young dating couple. I think in real life the commercial would go more like this: Smug Woman: I have genital herpes... Shocked Man: WTF?! Get away from me! |
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Good one, Banquo!
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suenewtotx
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That's funny -- it sounds more like the herpes-infected couples actually show up at your front door, instead of in TV commercials.
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kat
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Haha, the first thing I thought when I saw your topic title was "And I don't!" That commercial is terrible. They act like having genital herpes is a GREAT thing!
Basically the ad is played out as if, instead of genital herpes, the girlfriend was black for Jewish. Like "I love her so I don't care that she's genitally different!"
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Tiz
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Next thing you know they'll haul out the "scab cam" to monitor outbreaks!!
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