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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Posted: 26 Sep 2017 at 2:35pm |
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Who the hell talks like this?
Wife: "Sometimes I get constipated" Husband : (shocked) "Really???!!" |
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tikibagger
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it should be:
'gimme that POOP JUICE you BEEEOTCH' |
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Jimbo
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I just saw this ad for the first time yesterday.
Or I should say, I saw the first five seconds or so of it because as soon as the gal opened her little miss smarty pants mouth I hit the previous channel button on my remote and made it disappear. And come on... who leaves their box of stool softener capsules lying right on top of their grocery bag so anyone can see it anyway??? Gawd, I hate these phony-ass attempts at manipulating me!!! Like when I'm driving in my car And some man comes on the radio Telling me more and more About some useless information Supposed to fire my imagination Or when I'm watchin' my tv And a man comes on and tells me How white my shirts can be But, he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke The same cigarettes as me I can't get no... Hey hey hey!!! That's what I say!!! |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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I can't get no...constipation. |
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aka ron
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I wanted to post that female fighter holding the rabbit. It feels just like passing a fuzzy little critter!
Damned postImage is still down. Anyone out there wanna try to upload a pic, so I can see if it's just me that is having a problem. |
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PaWolf
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Maybe they escaped from the local Amish community and got married yesterday. Personally, I don't see needing Senekot considering how much salad, olive oil and fish I consume. I'm a crappin' machine! |
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Jimbo
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aka ron, I've been using Postimage as recently as this morning. Maybe your link is broken. Have you tried typing Postimage into Google then opening it from there? Sometimes a bookmarked link just goes bad. But Postimage is up and working. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Maybe if her husband would stop injecting her butt with his man-cement it wouldn't dry up and get all crusty, forming a plug that blocks her poop. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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No, you din't go there? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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This ad aired shortly after the Senekot one. Ads and more ads about not being able to take a crap! Her steroid use probably backed her up. |
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aka ron
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I'm always hoping to see 'Victor' over on that other site, I see a lot of people talking about 'being banned'.
What is this? North Korea? |
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Jimbo
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I bet a nice, hot cup of coffee or two would loosen up her stool quick enough.
Does mine. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Only time I had a problem like this was after having a massive dinner at Carrabba's in 2009. Dear Lord I don't know what the hell was in this food other than tons of fat, salt and who knows - not sure if I want to.
By day 5 I was sitting there at 9pm at night...trying and trying..the cold / hot sweats sitting there - this pain that I have never experienced in my life - I thought my appendix was about to explode and was seriously considering driving myself to ER. I'd get up and walk around the house in circles to ease the pain. My mom brought me Milk of Magnesia and Miralax. Screw it, I drank them both! 5 hours later it was like the failed levees in NOLA in my bowels after Katrina. The relief was incredible. And no...I never ate at Carrabbas again! (Yeah I know...cool story bro. But TMI) |
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PaWolf
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You have to remember the OLIVE OIL and roughage - a little makes a lot go a long way through!
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Thor
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Maybe I should try some on my cat Mal. He's having problems. I watched him try to sh*t earlier, and some came outta the hole, but he couldn't push it all the way out. It went back in.
I took him right to the vet. The vet stuck his fingers in and got a big piece out. Then he gave him a laxative for the rest. I'm waiting for that to do its magic. He also gave him a water injection to hydrate him. Sadly, he's lost another pound (since his last visit two months ago). He doesn't have much time left. |
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Jimbo
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My female calico has gotten skinny as can be. I started feeding her more wet food, specifically this "stew" type food that comes in foil envelopes. Says it's for older cats 15+ y/o. Then I feed them both the regular evening canned food. One things for sure about this cat... skinny as she is, she has no problems in the sh*t dept. She sh*ts turds that are fatter than she is!!! I have no idea where inside her they come from!!! |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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reverse fur balls
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DarkRealmStar
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You might also want to try some canned pumpkin (not spiced) for the kitties. You can mix it into their wet food.
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PaWolf
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Jimbo
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In checking out your above advice, I came across a good cat forum which I might join!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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Wolf forums are better
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Anduril
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That reminds me, I should see if dachshund-#4 likes watermelon.
I've never fed it to any of my critters, since I don't care for it myself. Thus, there's never any leftovers.
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