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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CapeCat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Sep 2017 at 2:26pm
^LOLLOLLOL  It's absurd that the ad features a painfully anorexic young woman (honest to God, what is it with these poor women with pencil-thin legs??  this praying-mantis look just looks desperately unhealthy to me)  "enjoying" - ok, enjoying much-too-much!! - a high-calorie treat that she would never allow herself to have on her 500-calorie/day diet. 

    The big cat looks great, though.  Maybe he's contemplating taking the ice cream....
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Magnum Double Cookies & Cream (foodporn)

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:





...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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HA fap!! yeah, that ad is a bit ...sticky to watch in mixed company. you KNOW the kind of prompts given to the 'acting talent' probably included some serious soft porn mouth commands.
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Magnum Double Cookies & Cream (foodporn)

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Here's a "chicken and egg" scenario.   "Magnum" is also a brand of condoms.  Why would an ice cream maker use this name !?   Some sexual connection/association.   And now I want one of those bars so badly I could scream, you could scream, we all could scream !  Tongue
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^LOLLOL

When I hear the word 'Magnum', that's exactly what I think of. Condoms.

I'm weird that way. Hence the subtitle.
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Somehow, the Magnum ice cream bar commercial and this Magnum condom commercial just seem to go together....



...like one was inspired by the other.
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

^LOLLOLLOL  It's absurd that the ad features a painfully anorexic young woman (honest to God, what is it with these poor women with pencil-thin legs??  this praying-mantis look just looks desperately unhealthy to me)  "enjoying" - ok, enjoying much-too-much!! - a high-calorie treat that she would never allow herself to have on her 500-calorie/day diet. 

    The big cat looks great, though.  Maybe he's contemplating taking the ice cream....
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The woman has very little nutritional value!

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I scream, you scream.......the cops come............. it's awkward.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

^LOLLOLLOL  It's absurd that the ad features a painfully anorexic young woman (honest to God, what is it with these poor women with pencil-thin legs??  this praying-mantis look just looks desperately unhealthy to me)  "enjoying" - ok, enjoying much-too-much!! - a high-calorie treat that she would never allow herself to have on her 500-calorie/day diet. 

    The big cat looks great, though.  Maybe he's contemplating taking the ice cream....
LOLLOL

The woman has very little nutritional value!

I wonder if the tiger snack screamed when she gave up the ghost!  Why did the driver stop in the middle of the road instead of pulling over?  The woman gets out and looks like she's going to take charge, and then comes Hungry Tiger!
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Originally posted by sjoneil sjoneil wrote:

I scream, you scream.......the cops come............. it's awkward.






...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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