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    Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 6:20pm
I just saw an ad for a Dentist office in ORLANDO! I live in Miami! I KNEW something was off as soon as I saw the name of the Subcity. Hiawanesse or something like that. I thought,"Hmm, never heard of Hiawanesse." I then looked at the name of the city. Orlando! I immediately thought,"Fuc off! Orlando is a different city four hours away from me! Why am I seeing this ad!?
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 6:27pm
Uuuuh, got a name for the dentist or a reason you posted this here?

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Just to point out how useless ads for a different city four hours away really is!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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I'm betting, they have a branch close to Miami. Or, you are cooking in your own juices. Tongue

Did they get your power on again...sarahkarenathang?  Shocked
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 7:02pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Just to be fair, and to point out how useless ads for a different city four hours away really is!
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Saw the Orlando commercial again and the commercial is actually for a Chiropractor office, not a Dentist office. Better Care Chiropractor. On a weird side note, I saw ANOTHER Orlando commercial saying something like,"We have the best suits in Orlando!" At this point I am seriously wondering why I saw TWO Orlando commercials when I live in Miami four hours away!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I just saw an ad for a Dentist office in ORLANDO! I live in Miami! I KNEW something was off as soon as I saw the name of the Subcity. Hiawanesse or something like that. I thought,"Hmm, never heard of Hiawanesse." I then looked at the name of the city. Orlando! I immediately thought,"Fuc off! Orlando is a different city four hours away from me! Why am I seeing this ad!?


There is no "subcity" (the proper term is "suburb") around Orlando called "Hiawanesse".

There is however, a Hiawassee Road on the west side of town...


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C'mon, man!
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Okay, consulted tbe all mighty Google and looked up Anacoana, which is the name of the TV Network I saw the two Orlando commercials, and surprise, surprise, Anacoana is an ORLANDO based TV Network. It makes sense now.
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This one went in one ear and out the other.Disapprove
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Originally posted by Dejoh Dejoh wrote:

This one went in one ear and out the other.Disapprove


Who the hell do you think you are steppin' to? I have Seniority here, you NEWBIE! I have been here for YEARS! You just got here! It's fine if the OLDER Members step up to me as they have known me for YEARS, but it's NOT FINE for you to do it!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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Now, now Donathan.

Don't go gettin' all riled up...
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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Welcome to the board, Dejoh.  You'll fit in just fine here.  Wink
Just ignore Donnathang's outburst.  Xe's off Xis troll-meds at the moment...  LOL
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Now, now Donathan.

Don't go gettin' all riled up...


I just got a bit mad that it seemed that a Newbie who joined a few days ago was scolding me as if they were an old time Member who has known me for years. I felt offended.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Sep 2017 at 6:26am
I don't understand the outrage, so it's a different city. Big deal. At least it's not an out of state advertiser. Heck, I don't blow a gasket if I see a commercial from Hartford or Danbury!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Now, now Donathan.

Don't go gettin' all riled up...


I just got a bit mad that it seemed that a Newbie who joined a few days ago was scolding me as if they were an old time Member who has known me for years. I felt offended.

FYI new CIH members, Donathan created (at least!) 18 new screen names and pretended to be a "newbie" himself, so to some of us other 'old time Members', his current fauxrage is laughably hypocritical...  LOL
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Those 18 accounts were created so I could post on here again. You guys knew they were all my "friends" anyways despite my/"their" adamant and vehement stance "I am not Donathan!"
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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With cable, satellite, and internet TV this is common. I get Golden Corral ads when the closest one is 450 miles away in Boise, ID. The next closest is 550 miles away in Reno, NV. 
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I've seen Cracker Barrel ads at home in California.  Finally got to go to one in Nashville, Tennessee!
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

With cable, satellite, and internet TV this is common. I get Golden Corral ads when the closest one is 450 miles away in Boise, ID. The next closest is 550 miles away in Reno, NV. 
 
Consider yourself lucky.
Although Golden Corral has some pretty good fried chicken, it's also a magnet for ENORMOUS WOMEN who can't control their eating gorging habits. 
 
The view is so revolting and nauseating that it is impossible to enjoy your meal.
Plus, you're always on the lookout to make sure those cows don't mistake you for dessert.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:


With cable, satellite, and internet TV this is common. I get Golden Corral ads when the closest one is 450 miles away in Boise, ID. The next closest is 550 miles away in Reno, NV. 


Seeing an ad for a business 450 miles away? You win. Here I am complaining about seeing an ad about 280 miles away from me when you have it much worse!
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:


With cable, satellite, and internet TV this is common. I get Golden Corral ads when the closest one is 450 miles away in Boise, ID. The next closest is 550 miles away in Reno, NV. 


Seeing an ad for a business 450 miles away? You win. Here I am complaining about seeing an ad about 280 miles away from me when you have it much worse!
 
When I'm up at 'The Den', it isn't uncommon to see commercials for places where the closes location is as Sarge states, on occasion, the closest location was about 800 miles away, or more. Think it was for Whataburger. 
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Pawolf and SG, I bow down to you both. You both have it worse than I do! You get both the confused face and the playful tongue face together!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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Like others have mentioned, this happens a lot. I'm in the Orlando area and don't know this ad, but when I would watch TBS (Atlanta station) when I lived in CT I'd get mad that I'd see Sonic commercials all the time because at that time we had none. 
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Dejoh Dejoh wrote:

This one went in one ear and out the other.Disapprove


Who the hell do you think you are steppin' to? I have Seniority here, you NEWBIE! I have been here for YEARS! You just got here! It's fine if the OLDER Members step up to me as they have known me for YEARS, but it's NOT FINE for you to do it!
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I am not Dejoh, I PROMISE! I only was fake belligerent towards my "friends" Number One Navy Seal and Calvin! But I PROMISE that Dejoh is NOT me! That was REAL anger I had towards Dejoh.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀




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