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    Posted: 25 Feb 2017 at 8:20pm
Cry(Why is a slow, 3rd-grade worthy version of 'Amazing Grace' being played on a cheap piano in the background?)
Great - I live in an area where everyone is about to die of either old age or some mold stage. Commercials for funeral insurance and low-cost dumping grounds for those who earned their 'MudMonkey Merit Badges' abound around here. SHIIIT! WE LIVE IN A SWAMP! ANYTHING that dies here gets eaten! Nature has its way of explaining the meaning of 'biodegradable' in a graphical way, and WE are biodegradable. We
 
Anyway. my permanent address remains that up around the St. Lawrence Seaway, yet the first mail to come directly to me, HERE, was from these goofballs that were trying to explain how I could die a resident of this state and get a discount by getting potted and planted HERE.
Ain't happenin'
 
 
 
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No risk?  No obligation?  We ALL have a high risk of dying (eventually).  We are ALL obligated to pay taxes and die.  No way out of that.
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I've gotten worse than that.  I've gotten snail mail offering me the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to plan my own cremation...plus a chance to win a free one in a raffle.  I can just imagine the people showing up for that drawing.
 
 
 
And the winner is...
 
 
 
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Quote (...)Commercials for funeral insurance (...)
 
Many older people avoid that by simply keeping 80 cats or dogs.  When they die, the pets eventually get hungry, aaand that whole 'problem' of disposing of remains is solved quite neatly & cheaply... Shocked
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