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    Posted: 06 Jan 2017 at 10:29pm
I've always felt there should be a sub forum for stupid local ads.

Since we all know that every area has obnoxious car dealer ads, this can be a catch-all thread for them.

This is one of a series of similar ads for the same car dealer that had been around for some time. I thought they had mercifully ceased to be, but I was wrong.

This one has the same three "dancers" and the same stupid, annoying "Everyone's F.R.A.N.K." song as all the previous ones.

But somehow, they figured out a way to make this one even stupider than all the others.




...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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We get bombarded by this obnoxious jerk trying to channel Trump with his "It's HUUUUUUGE!!" crap.






When they first started, every time his wife would try to get a word in edgewise, he'd talk right over her.

It was kinda funny.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jan 2017 at 8:29pm
I don't know how much "Hartford Toyota COME and get YOUR CAR!" OR "I'm Jill Mariam I'm a dealer FOR THE PEOPLE!" OR "CRAZY 88S IS BACK FROM BA BA BA BA BA BARBRINO!" I can stand! That's the ones that have been contaminating my brain. 2 of those are radio ads 1 is TV. Very annoying!
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This one has been airing non stop for years.
Over and over...a new ad every week, it's a bunch of noise! Angry







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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Feb 2017 at 12:02am
Ugh!!!! Those are AWFUL, TNIP!!!

I cannot imagine having to hear that all day every day....

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^

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Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:




LOL WTF!?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zippyjet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2017 at 1:47am
Lots of these car dealers buy a sh*t package from some ad or marketing company. So, in Boston you could have Wicked Motors, In New York you have Mortie and Guido's carporium, in Cameltoe, Kentucky there's Inbread Thurobreads, and here in Baltimore one dealer with a common name that is opposite of white has these ads with a stupid jingle sung to the Lone Ranger theme saying do the dif, do the dif, the dif dif dif dif. And of course Wicked, Mortie/Guido, Inbread also share the same lame jingle if that makes sense.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2017 at 1:53am
That Shaggy Disco stuff is hilarious!!!!

I can't stop watching it!!!!

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WinkI don't know if I consider this 'obnoxious', but it IS real (and one of my favorite commercials). My youngest daughter went to college not too far from High Point and sent this to me when it first popped up on spewtube, a few year back.
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^ That was pretty good.

But wait till you get a load of these guys.

Two somewhat "portly" brothers who had a couple of used car lots, first in Melbourne then they expanded to Orlando. They'd do these 30 minute long commercial blocks like you see on some local channels these days and basically run them on a loop.

They started becoming so popular, people would just sit and watch them for the entire 30 minutes.

Here are some of the goofy bits they used to do...





There were several more, but I can't find video of them.

They don't run anymore. I think the family went out of business.


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Think of it this way. It gives work to some dancers.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ALE515 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 2017 at 3:33am
I can't stand the HHHUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE guy! Plus, he's so freaking rude to that lady. Can't stand him!
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