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zippyjet
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That was the last time that shrew shrieking wench probably shampooed her hair. I wonder if she's the little sister of the bowtie nerd ass wipe from the H & R commercials of recent past? (Thank God so far, bowtie douche bag hasn't made the 2017 final cut of H & R block commercials. Someone at Ikea must have felt sorry for the nerdlinger family especially since Hillary the cow lost the election. Nerd Gay Guy Bow Tie and Start the Car shrew both seem like the types that wet their pants when she blew the election. Though the car and the nerd girl look like they landed straight from 1986, lots of times in Long Island, North Jersey, Ct. or Westchester Co, NY the folks are rich but drive beaters because their fellow citizens feel the Indy 500 was a Chariot race, drive on sidewalks and make picking off runners and other pedestrians a fun sport so why tool around in decent wheels? And the auto insurance and all the government regulations would make driving anything nicer than a Jurassic Volvo a losing venture. Now, their drug dealing mob peeps drive the new wheels. Hit them and you end up joining Hoffa in one of the support beams of The Meadowlands or other God awful fortress up yonder.
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Hopefully, her and her nerd spouse will make it through tomorrow's inauguration. I hope not to read or see on TV or Facebook, "murder suicide because Hillary Clinton is not our next POTUS." Somewhere in Commie Meadows, NJ, NY, MA or CT a middle aged couple drove their aged 1987 Volvo into their Prius totaling it then drove into the Hudson. This couple starred in a commercial for IKEA. The wife, pulled tufts of her sweaty bed head smelly hair into her nerd husband's face while he drove the Volvo into their Prius. Said husband was so overcome by the stench it killed him behind the wheel. Smelly haired Stop The Car Wife then screamed; "Without Hillary or Bernie in the White House, life is not worth living. She then took hold of the aged tank's steering wheel, jumped on the lap of her dead nerd husband and proceeded to drive the car into the Hudson River off the George Washington Bridge. Witnesses saw the car sink rapidly and the last thing they saw were the worn bumper stickers on the rear bumper proclaiming they were avid supporters of PBS, Starbucks and Apple. Then there were bubbles. Today several dead fishies and mafia bodies surfaced on the top of the Hudson. Believed to be caused by the dirty oily stench hair of the woman who will always be remembered in perpetuity as bleating: "STOP THE CAR, STOP THE CAR."
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