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    Posted: 29 Sep 2008 at 10:44pm
With UNBELIEVABLY suggestive dialogue.

Get ready for what little Olympic champ Shawn Johnson says about Ortega Taco Sauce.

Wait for it...



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Sep 2008 at 11:03pm
And they're wondering if she'd like to try their quesadillas.
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote pinkelephant Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Sep 2008 at 12:10am
I'd have to say it's your dirty mind at work here, not the commercial.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Sep 2008 at 12:59pm
Is that one on TV?  I haven't seen it.
 
I bet Shaun Johnson didn't know the "joke," whether it was written in intentionally or not.
 
You'd think that her parents or agent would, though Unhappy
 
...gotta wonder if the Hamm brothers 'got the reference, either....
 
Anyway - HOLY sh*t!!!
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hootman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Sep 2008 at 1:49pm
I wonder if all gymnasts inhale helium before the talk...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Sep 2008 at 2:56pm
Not the East German ones.
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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I admit to being completely naive on this one...I'm not getting the double entendre here, sorry! Ermm
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Sep 2008 at 5:36pm

I will surely be struck by lighting for this:

Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ForumAdmin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Oct 2008 at 5:29pm
Google "makes my taco pop" and certainly you'll see it's not only my dirty mind at work.

If you're outrageously clever you already noticed that
the way the shot is staged, Shawn is the "meat" in a Hamm sandwich.
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Shame on you Nathan.
 
Poor girl will never be comfortable eating tacos again because of insinuations like that.
 
Now had there been a line in which one of them suggested licking or poking her taco, well...
 
that would be a whole 'nother kettle of fish.
 
Which brings us to..... ah, nevermind.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Oct 2008 at 11:28pm
They really suck at acting. Huh.
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Originally posted by NathanAlexander NathanAlexander wrote:

If you're outrageously clever you already noticed that
the way the shot is staged, Shawn is the "meat" in a Hamm sandwich.
 
ROFL!
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Hiii, IIII'mmm Paullll Haaaammmm....
Aaaaannnd IIIII'mmm Moooorgaannn Haaaammmm...
and weeeeee represent the Lollipop Gymnasts' Guillllddd!LOL
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It's a wonder they didn't try to wrap their Jalepenis in her Tortitlias!!........SNICKER
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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