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aka ron
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Times have changed, I wish my girlfriend, back when I was 17, could send me a provocative picture.
It would speed up the process that makes a relationship possible.
I dated a girl, that was a '7 Day Adventist', she was just as crazy as any sex hungry female I knew in that day.
Utah Makes Pornography Illegal – Fines & Jail Time For Repeat Offenders
“This is a historic day for the good, clean-living, people who call the state of Utah home,” Herbert told reporters. “This new law will protect our children and make our state pure from the heathens who go against God’s will.”
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PaWolf
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Well, there go those private 'Late-Night Mormon Family Photo Sessions' with all the wives, doncha know...
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Jimbo
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What the hell kind of porn could you have seen in Utah anyway???
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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This can't be true. |
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Thor
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And...it isn't.
But I'll bet it had Regulus coming in his pants when he read it. |
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Donathan
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Utah is such a non issue. Does anyone really care about Utah? It's just some little quiet state!:D Now, a bigshot state like California making porn illegal would get tongues wagging!
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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Aren't "tongues wagging" one of those things they're trying to ban? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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You just won the 2016 Official CIH One-Way Lifetime Vacation in Beautiful Downtown Scofield, Utah!
Shut down your computer immeditely and pack your bags!
The pickup should arrive in an hour and will drop you off at your new home after 5 frollicking days and nights at obscure truck stops where you get to be the Queen Of The Ball. Just because it's illegal to buy, sell, or own porn doesn't mean you can't make it on your own time, eh?:
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Thor
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Wagging...and licking and lapping and darting in and out of her hot, wet, quivering word that Nathan doesn't allow here. |
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Jimbo
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I was just going to leave the more lurid details to the imagination....
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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F*ck the imagination. The imagination can suck my dick. Way overrated.
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PaWolf
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Utah: "Burqas for everyone! You too, men..."
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I think men SHOULD wear burqas. It's horrible that I have to depend upon self-control and maturity to prevent myself from raping some of them.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Probably the same people that hate government overreach with guns and such....except when it comes to things like sex, marijuana and alcohol...then government intervention is A OK...
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PaWolf
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Maybe we can talk our resident banana to wearing a burqa for you, then we'll hog-tie him and let nature take its course. Clean up your own mess, please. |
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regulus
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Welcome to Utah, our Jesus is better than your Jesus!
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Poiuyt Power!!!
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Papa Lazarou
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'cause he has 18 wives and hates darkies! :D
Still, you gotta hand it to the Mormons. The one thing the bible was lacking was some real sci-fi moments. They've got time-travelling jesus and god as a BEM on a planet. :D |
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Banana!
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Thor
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Once again, some of you, the story is not true. Utah has passed no such law. It doesn't even sound true. When I read the article, I thought I was reading something out of The Onion.
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Thor
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On a related note, it's been "revealed" that Michael Jackson had copious amounts of "violent" child porn at his Neverland home. And for some reason, animal torture films, too.
Hopefully, this story's bogus, as well. |
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Okay, I definitely should have added,"No pun intended," after I said "tongues wagging!"
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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Hopefully such films don't even exist!!!!! To hell with what MJ may or may not have been in possession of. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Yeah, I thought maybe some satirical site had bought the domain name years ago, and that the real ABC news site had to come up with some other name. It's happened before. But this doesn't seem to be the case here. All the other stories on the site seem normal.
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