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    Posted: 23 Jun 2016 at 7:05pm
Times have changed, I wish my girlfriend, back when I was 17, could send me a provocative picture.
 
It would speed up the process that makes a relationship possible.
 
I dated a girl, that was a '7 Day Adventist', she was just as crazy as any sex hungry female I knew in that day.
 
Utah Makes Pornography Illegal – Fines & Jail Time For Repeat Offenders
 
“This is a historic day for the good, clean-living, people who call the state of Utah home,” Herbert told reporters. “This new law will protect our children and make our state pure from the heathens who go against God’s will.”
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jun 2016 at 7:59pm
Well, there go those private 'Late-Night Mormon Family Photo Sessions' with all the wives, doncha know...
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What the hell kind of porn could you have seen in Utah anyway???





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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

 
Utah Makes Pornography Illegal – Fines & Jail Time For Repeat Offenders
 
“This is a historic day for the good, clean-living, people who call the state of Utah home,” Herbert told reporters. “This new law will protect our children and make our state pure from the heathens who go against God’s will.”
 
 
 
This can't be true.
 
 
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And...it isn't.
 
 
 
But I'll bet it had Regulus coming in his pants when he read it.  Wink
 
 
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Utah is such a non issue. Does anyone really care about Utah? It's just some little quiet state!:D Now, a bigshot state like California making porn illegal would get tongues wagging!
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Now, a bigshot state like California making porn illegal would get tongues wagging!


Aren't "tongues wagging" one of those things they're trying to ban?



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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Utah is such a non issue. Does anyone really care about Utah? It's just some little quiet state!:D Now, a bigshot state like California making porn illegal would get tongues wagging!
You just won the 2016 Official CIH One-Way Lifetime Vacation in Beautiful Downtown Scofield, Utah!
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The pickup should arrive in an hour and will drop you off at your new home after 5 frollicking days and nights at obscure truck stops where you get to be the Queen Of The Ball. Just because it's illegal to buy, sell, or own porn doesn't mean you can't make it on your own time, eh?:
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Now, a bigshot state like California making porn illegal would get tongues wagging!


Aren't "tongues wagging" one of those things they're trying to ban?



 
Wagging...and licking and lapping and darting in and out of her hot, wet, quivering word that Nathan doesn't allow here.
 
 
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I was just going to leave the more lurid details to the imagination....

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F*ck the imagination.  The imagination can suck my dick.  Way overrated.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Now, a bigshot state like California making porn illegal would get tongues wagging!


Aren't "tongues wagging" one of those things they're trying to ban?



 
Wagging...and licking and lapping and darting in and out of her hot, wet, quivering word that Nathan doesn't allow here.
 
 
The Inquiring Mindless Need to Know: So many of those words...so to help zero in on what you are saying - is it Coulter before it is hot, wet, & quivering?
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Utah:  "Burqas for everyone!  You too, men..."
 
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I think men SHOULD wear burqas. It's horrible that I have to depend upon self-control and maturity to prevent myself from raping some of them.
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Probably the same people that hate government overreach with guns and such....except when it comes to things like sex, marijuana and alcohol...then government intervention is A OK...
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Maybe we can talk our resident banana to wearing a burqa for you, then we'll hog-tie him and let nature take its course. Clean up your own mess, please.

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Welcome to Utah, our Jesus is better than your Jesus! LOL
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'cause he has 18 wives and hates darkies! :D

Still, you gotta hand it to the Mormons. The one thing the bible was lacking was some real sci-fi moments. They've got time-travelling jesus and god as a BEM on a planet. :D
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Once again, some of you, the story is not true.  Utah has passed no such law.  It doesn't even sound true.  When I read the article, I thought I was reading something out of The Onion.
 
 
 
 
 
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On a related note, it's been "revealed" that Michael Jackson had copious amounts of "violent" child porn at his Neverland home.  And for some reason, animal torture films, too.
 
Hopefully, this story's bogus, as well.
 
 
 
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Okay, I definitely should have added,"No pun intended," after I said "tongues wagging!"
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

On a related note, it's been "revealed" that Michael Jackson had copious amounts of "violent" child porn at his Neverland home.  And for some reason, animal torture films, too.

Hopefully, this story's bogus, as well.


Hopefully such films don't even exist!!!!!

To hell with what MJ may or may not have been in possession of.




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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Once again, some of you, the story is not true.  Utah has passed no such law.  It doesn't even sound true.  When I read the article, I thought I was reading something out of The Onion.
 
 
 
 
 
I found the story on another forum, I figured ABC was a reliable source.
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Yeah, I thought maybe some satirical site had bought the domain name years ago, and that the real ABC news site had to come up with some other name.  It's happened before.  But this doesn't seem to be the case here.  All the other stories on the site seem normal.
 
 
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