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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Posted: 03 May 2016 at 5:31am |
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It's getting so out of control...this one is simply downright insulting to my eardrums. I swear, every ad is getting more and more loud with this....music??
I don't know WTF this is called. It's NOT music! F off Old Navy! |
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aka ron
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NECKHOLE?
You must be older, TNIP. Or just appreciate real music.
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I'm a millenial BARF! and I can't stand this type of music!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Anduril
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There is hope for your generation yet!!
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Thor
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Here's the "song". Horrible, but worth watching for 30 seconds. The white guy in the video is the one responsible for this autrocity. He's one of those people who has something to do with the music, but you don't quite know what.
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Ad nauseous
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Sorry but that.. Is just garbage. No rhyme, no reason, no melody just random noises and beats slapped together with brief flashes of shaking butts. No class no style. I don't call that music!
It's not even worth watching for 10 seconds! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Jimbo
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The "neckhole" comment was the only good part of the commercial. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Anduril
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On the plus side.... no Auto-Tune. I believe 100% of the sounds are computer-generated. No musicians. No talent. And fundamentally, not memorable. At least, not in any good way. Even the videography is unimaginative. Just some hoe's shakin' booty. (Yeah, like that's never been done.) |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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ItsAllTME
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Damnit Thor, you should've put some sort of warning with that video post. Something like "I don't recommend watching more than 30 seconds of this 'video'at any given time as it may cause seizures". I feel ill now
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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I'm 43, thankfully old enough to know what real music is. This Diplo, Nicky Da B, it's 3 minutes of absolute sh*t. 60K likes on YouTube..60K deaf brain dead people. For the hell of it, I clicked on other Diplo videos... no talent behind this. It's a big sloppy mash up of horns and keyboards, sampling words like "Yo" and "Yeah" , mixed together and somehow it's a hit track? WTF, I could open my GarageBand app on my Mac and create this in 2 minutes. it's all random noise!
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Anduril
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Maybe...., but "ThatNerdInPhilly" name won't get you anywhere with today's deaf millenials. You'll need something more modern (i.e., idiotic, but still trendy in a brainless kind of way). I took the liberty of running TNIP through one of those online Gangsta Name Generators. It suggests: "JOCK-WIZARD SLIM" Give that a try next time you cobble up a major chord progression in Garage Band. The chords are optional, btw. As are any actual notes, Open-G tuning or otherwise.
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MrCleveland
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Anyone miss the mannequins yet?
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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I'd tolerate the mannequins if they didn't blast this garbage they call 'music' in the background!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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zippyjet
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Old Navy is an overpriced threads store that tries to appeal to the hip urban young: Translated: Hipsters, Yuppies, LGTB. Now throw in the hip hoppers of all ethnicities. Have always nicknamed them Gay Navy not that there's anything wrong with that. whatever floats your boat. I do hate the loud sh*t dance prance music. Now all this dreck they call music is hip hop rap crap, warble hipster chicks with vocal fry croaking voices and Broadway Show Tunes. I'm glad you don't buy into the millennial conveyor belt to conformity music crap. Much of it like Taylor Swift, Skrillex, One Direction should be used for persuasion/torture against our axis of evil enemies. I remember when the Beatles, and Mowtown were current hits.
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Triple J
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I went to the movies today, and before the previews, they played COMMERCIALS! Including this one!
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usmaak
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Yea. One of the reasons why I just wait for stuff to come out on video - it just doesn't seem like there's any way to avoid being bombarded by commercials. I can FF through them all on DVR. I'm not going to pay the ridiculous prices that theaters charge these days, just so they can show me more commercials for crap that I'm not going to buy.
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zippyjet
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And pay up the wazoo for the privilege of sitting with inconsiderate louts who bring their howling babies and hyperactive misbehaved toddlers, pay highway robbery prices for concessions and wonder what lunatic decided to see the same movie when you are and start shooting up the cinema. And then being bombarded with those sh*t commercials. Just realized the last movie I saw in the theatre was Austin Powers International Man of Mystery back in 1997! I was still married.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Moodybooze
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So, to "Express Yourself", you have to bend over and rotate your butt? Ace Ventura was obviously WAY before his time when he bent over and said "I want to ASS you a question".
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Holy sh*t that would piss me off!
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