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MrsTrackman
Commercial Hater Joined: 09 May 2012 Location: St Clair, MI Status: Offline Points: 19 |
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Posted: 31 Jul 2015 at 5:28pm |
Between Cottonelle's going commando campaign ("It just would pick up more layers." Really? How many "layers" of crap are on your bum?), Charmin's cartoon bear butt inspections (Did someone really think a bear named "Skids" was a good idea?), and Angel Soft's DIAPER clad cherubs (sorry, I don't take toilet paper advice from someone who DOESN'T USE TOILET PAPER!) trying to sell me tp I think store brand is just fine. They don't spend all day grossing me out.
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crainbebo
Junior Executive Joined: 10 Nov 2013 Location: Yakima, WA Status: Offline Points: 3155 |
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I hate the dumb British twit in the "let's talk about your bum" and "go commando" Cottonelle commercials. Why is this woman not fired yet from the advertising department?
I'm also hating Charmin's "Enjoy the Go".
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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msmadz
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I should probably start a new thread but...
ANGEL SOFT WITH THE KID DUMPING IN A LARGE VASE. He gets a STEP STOOL to climb aboard and do his business. Then there's another one with the lady and the triplets trying to rush them onto the bowl before they shat themselves. Plus, in both commercials, the director makes it a point to zoom in on the kids' semi-crossed feet as if the kids are so relaxed while dumping. Seriously??? I have to watch someone potty train their kids? These commercials enrage me. |
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aka ron
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Since when did it become acceptable to talk about 'ass'?
Enjoy the go, leave pieces behind, forget your underwear day???? Your hiney will be happy?
This area was built on the paper and lumber industry, they are still cleaning up the PCB's.
I suggest they start a price war, we wipe our butts and flush it down the toilet.
I'd like to see them go back to a more simple time.
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tikibagger
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Yeah I thought Mr. Whipple was a terrible perv 40 years ago..
but I would take a COUNTRY full of him over those sh*te-encrusted BEARS and that terribly fecal-obsessed blonde!! I mean what happened to self-governing TASTE, advertisers?!?! |
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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MrTim
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Problem solved. Make yer own. Plenty of survivalist sites out there that tell you how to do it.
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Amish-Selfie
Commercial Hater Joined: 28 Jun 2015 Location: US Status: Offline Points: 33 |
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A year later now and they are STILL showing the kid taking a dump in a vase. In fact, they often show it 2-3 times during my half-hour morning news show.
Hey, maybe it was cute/funny the first time, but now after 858,921 showings it has lost all power to charm.
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