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msmadz
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I have no idea why this memory floated into my head but here itvis.
When I was about 10 years old my mother went to get her hair cut and dyed. She had a really bad reaction to the dye and her face blew up to about 3 times the size. Her eyes were like slits She literally looked like an alien. She sat on the couch and burst into tears. I think it was the first time I ever saw my mother cry. And it scared me to my soul. I distinctly remember my sisters and I telling my mother she was the most beautiful mother in the world no matter how she looked. Happy mothers day, mom. You will always be my most beautiful mom in the world. |
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aka ron
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Wow!
That sounds scary.
I'd take that hair dresser to the People's Court.
Moms, thanks to all of the current, past and future moms for what they do.
I lost mine in July of 94, still think of her all the time.
If there is any good inside me, it came from her, thanks mom.
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Donathan
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I have two Moms...... Happy Mother's Day to them both.....
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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Going to visit my mom tomorrow.
Got the flowers in the fridge & the card signed. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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What can you say about this????
One thing I'd put money on.... you won't see this kind of thing happening on Father's Day. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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msmadz
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Horrific. Why must some people be so goddamn uncivilized?
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Darthhillbilly
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Seriously, take that sh*t to Captain D's. Red Lobster is for civilized folk.
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aka ron
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Thor
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I only clicked on the video to see if I was gonna be surprised. I wasn't. |
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aka ron
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"Oh, so I'm the bad guy?"
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Jimbo
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The comical part was the sound of the one guy whacking the other one over the head with the plastic pitcher.
So gangsta. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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msmadz
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I almost choked on my fajita. |
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Darthhillbilly
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I won't be happy until I make milk come out of your nose. |
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msmadz
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Youll have to settle for water or wine. Gee how biblical. |
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Papa Lazarou
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does it depend on the nostril?
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Darthhillbilly
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Chateau de Farmblow
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msmadz
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Papa and Darth you guys are killing me today. Thanks. I really needed some good laughs.
Keep em coming. |
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Darthhillbilly
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I dunno, I kinda feel like I'm taking a bandage offa you. How much wine have you had?
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msmadz
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None. Nary a drop. Its 88 degrees here. Just chugging water and seltzer.
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Darthhillbilly
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Sneeze me up a spritzer?
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Aww, I hope you cheer up! [Belated] Happy Birthday, Madawee! [Sorry I missed your B-Day thread.] Remember, you're not getting older, you're getting better! May you have many happy returns and a wonderful year! |
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msmadz
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Thank you for the birthday wishes darkrealmstar. All is good and I am happy.
Unemployment sucks. |
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Jimbo
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Not for the independently wealthy. You just need to become independently wealthy. Piece of cake!!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Ad nauseous
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That part cracked up too! Aka Ron, pair that song with the video and you got something golden! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Thor
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I'm thinking the Benny Hill theme. Give it a try. For convenience, I'll repost Jimbo's video right beneath. |
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