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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Triple J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 May 2015 at 9:36pm
Yeah, OK, DirecTV, you can stop this now. Enough. Stop it. You've had enough time to come up with something to follow up Rob Lowe. Stop this. Lazy asses. Stop it. Enough. Stop.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 May 2015 at 11:51pm
Maybe they could have Hannah and her horse trot by a glue factory.

The horse could pass out mid-sentence.
Maybe Hannah could give it mouth-to-muzzle?


See, and you guys didn't think I knew what a horse's mouth was called.



... OK, OK.. I had to look it up on "Identifying Horse Parts for Dummies".

Really, there is such a link!
http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/identifying-horse-parts-and-markings.html

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Next, they'll have Hannah and her horse trot by a bunch of snipers.

"Did you know that DirecTV is better than Dish Network or Xfinit-" *BANG BANG BANG!*

"Finally! I'm free"

"Rob Lowe, we've got her down".
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 May 2015 at 3:37am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

CryGoats get a bad name - they're easy catches and good eats...and funny, when like these:


You got me PaWolf! Fainting goats are so much funnier than screaming goats!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dervrak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 May 2015 at 3:26pm
I never saw the "...and I'm gay whiner Rob Lowe" commercial.


Lol! When I read that I actually pictured such a commercial in my head done in the same manner as the other Rob Lowe / DirecTV commercial.

Hi! I'm gay Rob Lowe and I enjoy the cable company giving it to me up the a** with high cable bills.

And I'm straight Robe Low, and I engage in threesomes with two super hot women while watching DirecTV.

(I wonder how long that commercial would have lasted before everybody went ape s**t and demanded it be pulled.)
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I hate Hannah AND her damn horse!!  The real star is the goat!  MORE GOAT, PLEASE!!!  Is DirectTV so cheap they can't have at least 6 different versions of Hannah and her horse?!?!  I'm watching the Tour de France and they're showing the same commercial every 10 minutes day-in and day-out for 3 weeks???  WTF!!  I'm SO sick of seeing it!  This makes me want to (1) change my channel and (2) never consider signing up for DirectTV!

On the positive side, I find that I'm really enjoying the various Col. Sanders commercials!

Oh crap, here's Hannah again and it's the first time in days I've seen a different version!  Bring back Rob Lowe!!!!!!!!!!
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I agree. This "hannah " ommercial is nothing but degrading to women. So I guess it's targeting the male market as usual. Rob Lowe commercial banned to be replaced by this?!? What the hell. Thanks direct tv. Thinking of cancelling my subscription due to your stupidity!!!
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Loving the goat more and more. Tired of commercials that make women feel inferior! !

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Yeah baby. Wash my dirty knees..



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Originally posted by i8acannibal i8acannibal wrote:

Yeah baby. Wash my dirty knees..



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Anybody know who does the horse's voice. It's got to be the most irritating foreign accent I've heard in a long time.
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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Anybody know who does the horse's voice. It's got to be the most irritating foreign accent I've heard in a long time.

Australian I think. I used to like hearing Aussies speak until they suddenly invaded so many commercials.
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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Anybody know who does the horse's voice. It's got to be the most irritating foreign accent I've heard in a long time.
 
Now I have to go soak my shirt in sweat.
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well lets not throw Jemaine of Flight of the Conchords under the bus for a really dumb and sexist ad...he has done many odd things since the show (Muppets? Other cartoon voices?) but his work with Brit is stellar
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Anybody know who does the horse's voice. It's got to be the most irritating foreign accent I've heard in a long time.


<A>Jemaine Clement - ComedianJemaine Clement</A>
<SMALL =text-muted>http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7ieZ/directv-hannah-davis-riding-her-horse</SMALL>

<SMALL =text-muted></SMALL> 

<SMALL =text-muted>Now I have to go soak my shirt in sweat.</SMALL>


Thanks for the link aka. The horse's voice is Harry Prichett. There is some info on IMDb and he has his own web page. His biographies' contain no personal information just career accomplishments. I'm guessing since he does many voiceovers with accents disclosing his country of origin would spoil the illusion or something...
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I don't know, Sarge.
Here's another link that says it's the guy I posted.
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I don't know, Sarge.
Here's another link that says it's the guy I posted.

 



My bad! The ispot link listed Harry Prichett as voice over. Jemaine Clement was listed below that as voice over horse. Jemaine is a Kiwi. Pretty close to Aussie.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Anybody know who does the horse's voice. It's got to be the most irritating foreign accent I've heard in a long time.

Australian I think. I used to like hearing Aussies speak until they suddenly invaded so many commercials.


Actually i'm pretty sure it's new zealand. I would recognize that voice anywhere, it's Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords. Even he doesn't want to be so overtly associated with these abominations.

EDIT: OOPS didn't notice you were already replied to. I'm glad my assumption wasn't wrong though, since I love Flight of the Conchords work. Can't say I appreciate them doing this though =(
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Jul 2015 at 6:46pm
I looked for some more information,  I think Harry Prichett is doing the goat. Tongue  LOL
 
 
I found a cool show on NOVA this morning about the lost MA 370 flight, that's PBS.
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Dead  The Hannah and her horse thing is one sick commercial to me.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I looked for some more information,  I think Harry Prichett is doing the goat. Tongue  LOL
 
That goat looks like one of my friend's ex-wives.
 
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

...I found a cool show on NOVA this morning about the lost MA 370 flight, that's PBS.
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one must wonder what Hannah and said horse (& GOAT) are doing...

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