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Donathan
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Posted: 08 Mar 2015 at 3:29am |
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You realize Mila Kunis was only 15 and still legally a child whenshe had to kiss Ashton Kutcher, who was 20, and an adult.
When you find out that Tommy Page was 22 and kissed Jodie Sweetin who was 10, and Candace Cameron who was 15 both on the mouth. When you learn that a potential Actor actually begun choking his potential Actress partner in an acting exercise, and wasn't even supposed to be touching her at all. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Thor
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Awkward?? I call it hot. |
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Jimbo
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That awkward moment when.....
You realize it's something nobody else gives two sh*ts about. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Tiz
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that awkward moment when.....
You just took a dump and realize there are only 2 squares of paper left
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aka ron
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That's when you do the awkward pants down waddle to the TP closet, for me only a few feet away.
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MrTim
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Amateur! Sheryl Crow only needs ONE !
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i8acannibal
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Isn't that what fingernails are for?
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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Jimbo
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Actually, I think Sheryl was referring to a slightly different bodily function than the one Tiz was referring to. Something that occurs in the same general region of the anatomy, but just an inch or two towards the front. And I believe she was speaking specifically to the female gender. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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insanity213
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And then you get there only to find the TP closet is empty, so you have to waddle into the kitchen for the nearest paper towels, just hoping you're not leaving behind a trail of cookie crumbs, so to speak. |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Thor
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^ I've come pretty close to that. I've had to go downstairs, basically to the opposite corner of the house, to retrieve some paper from the downstairs toilet. I have to be extra-careful because of the white carpeting. |
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aka ron
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Paper towels just don't flush very well.
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insanity213
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These are the reasons that toilet paper is something, even if the only thing, that I make goddamn sure never runs out
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Thor
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Living alone and being male, toilet paper just isn't something I always have to get. I rarely have to think about it. So, I tend to forget that I'm running low and need to get some. I've never totally run out yet, though. |
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...you realize this thread makes no damn sense!!!! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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