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Thor
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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i8acannibal
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I found this amusing. Coca Cola brings financial ruin. Sorta.
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Thor
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Jimbo
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What I find amusing, is the way a major newspaper in Britain, the country that invented the English language & whose citizens occasionally tend to look down their noses at the way Americans use & abuse it, writes a headline where they spell "spilled" as "spilt". I don't feel so bad about our own mutilation of their language anymore. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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You think you've got problems, I can't even see my 'A' key.
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Darthhillbilly
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I never hAVE TO PICK UP CRane flies becAUSE THE Cats ALWays get them.
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"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
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aka ron
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I haVE TReble [no bass] somETIMES CONstructing a sENTence.
I'm a loud mouth but I'm really no tribble at all.
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Darthhillbilly
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You completely missed the "A next to caps lock" part of my joke.
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"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
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i8acannibal
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*In best infomercial voice* Are you tired of taking plain selfies? Are you tired of the overly complicated selfie sticks? And the selfie rigs can be a real pain to set up and use. And those awful mirror selfies? Forget it. Those are so yesterday. Well you're in luck! Introducing the Belfie! Now you too can take professional looking photos of your own posterior. You can Belfie your butt just like the Kardashians do!
Why pay $15 for a selfie stick without a flexible joint when you could have the amazing Belfie stick for the low,low price of $79.99?
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aka ron
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Enough of that crazy bullsh*t^
I am embarrassed that I have taken selfies, at least I was always with my wife and/or the dog.
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aka ron
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We get a local town newspaper every Thursday, I'm just reading the Police Beat.
Seems they are looking for revenue to help pay for their major faux pas concerning our homes back here.
They go door to door issuing tickets to people who fail to get their pet licenses.
Do I have mine? Hell yes, it's only 10 bucks for a fixed animal.
I dread that spring day, and I hope it's many years away, when they come a knockin on the door of the deceased dog. I hope I don't tell him to go fk off.
Sat. 4/11 15 tickets
Sun. 4/12 11 tickets
Mon.4/13 16 tickets
Thurs. 4/16 11 tickets
Fri. 4/17 7 tickets
Sat. 4/18 11 tickets
Sun. 4/19 9 tickets
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Darthhillbilly
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^^ I've never taken a selfie, it actually pains me to type the "word". Hell, I've only ever sent 2 or 3 texts in my day, and that was only to see if I could figure out how. But hey, I've gone on record with my opinions about how ridiculous people are with their phones.
^ That ticket thing kind of ticks me off. So they go door to door, and if you can't prove you've registered your dog, they ticket you? Does the ticket include the registration, or are they going to come back in a week and see if they can ticket you again?
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"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
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aka ron
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I'm sure they use the records of previously registered cats and dogs, if you didn't renew, get a tag with proof of rabies vac., they will come after you.
Like I said, the day I have to tell them the dog is dead, I probably won't be very pleasant.
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i8acannibal
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Okay, this is kind of NSFW. All the vital bits are covered, but the subject is kinda, well, different. It is supposed to be, and is, classified as art. This one is known as "PlopEgg". It contains a woman named Milo Moire dropping paint filled "eggs" from her hooha. There is an uncensored video linked on the youtube page if you are interested. I think this one was twisted enough, though.
A comment from page: suckmyassloser 7 months ago Finally a woman who knows what I want. Get naked and make me breakfast. |
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Thor
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I got this shirt in the mail today. My bro sent it. Nice surprise. Mine's red. "So good, you can never tell anyone...especially your mom." It comes from this notorious scene in The Walking Dead, in which Carol, who's been pretending to be a "Junior League" lady (who could never handle a weapon) to the residents of her group's new yuppie sanctuary in Alexandria (where homes start in the low 800s), is caught by the son of one of the yuppies as she raids the weapons arsenal: |
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Jimbo
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I remembered to watch a couple of episodes Wednesday night.
Second season, episodes 2 & 3 I think. The little kid (Carl I think) got shot by a hunter. They found an old doctor's house to take him to. One of the main guys & the hunter dude went to the local CDC HQ to get needed surgical supplies, but the place was crawling with zombies. Then later, the one guy ended up shooting the hunter guy in the knee because he was fat & slowing him down, so he got ripped to shreds & eaten by the zombies. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Yes, Carl was saved by farm owner/veterinarian Hershel. We loved Hershel. We (and his daughters) watched him get his neck hacked in a later episode. The other guy was Shane. He had great skills, but he was turning into a real dick (as evidenced by the way he made Otis bait for the walkers). He turned into something else later. |
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Jimbo
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Not interested in spoilers.
Just in case I start remembering & get into the habit of watching it on Wednesday nights. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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^ Yeah, I should've thought of that, but didn't, considering that was 3 years ago and most fans would've known this stuff by now. |
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i8acannibal
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That's a kickass shirt, Thor. I found myself with a sick kind of giddiness at that part.
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Say something clever here...
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Thor
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When the series is over, and if they ever do a "Best of", that scene will definitely be in it. Also, "Just look at the flowers". Carol's great. |
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Thor
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Salt and Vinegar chips make me cough. |
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Angry McPisseron
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^^^ I've always called those things, "douche chips" because salt & vinegar reminds me too much of vinegar & water.
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aka ron
Honor Roll Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33539 |
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I'm looking forward to another week of nice weather, the normal high is about 60, we should be above that most of the week.
I have indoor stuff working now, laundry, dishes. I'm cleaning some of the inside glass.
I think I have enough growth on the lawn to get out there and mow today, I saw some dandelions sprouting on other peoples lawns, I'll check to see if I have some weed killer.
The Hastas have popped, mama bought some Pansy's but she will need to get some more annuals.
About mid-week I will put the boat in the garage and do my spring checkup, fill it up with gas, get it in the water later in the week. Like always, then I have to put the canopy on the boat lift.
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