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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 2:11pm |
They should also add "Prick", "Buttsnoipe", "Enemabag", and "Dillhole" to this list.
As usual, this horrendous ad was on my AT&T Webmail page.
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HollyRock
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What the hell is that?
You'd think the graphic designer that whipped it up would have flattered himself a bit more.
Those smileys scare me.
The pharmacy tech has definately been helping himself to free samples.
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Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Yutolia
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I think he's been helping the teacher to them, too. And the psychologist... that's not one I'd be comfortable seeing. |
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Angry McPisseron
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In order to become a "Criminal Investigator", looks like you'd have to purchase a Red Ryder BB gun and shoot your eye out with it too.
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Yutolia
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Either that or become a pirate first! Maybe there are some strange prerequisites that we don't know about.
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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Ad nauseous
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from right to left top and bottom it should be: 1. Pirate 2. Clint Eastwood 3.Whimp 4.Maniac 5.Weenie 6. Douchbag 7.Pshycopath 8.Crybaby. |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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kat
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What the figgity f**k?
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Yutolia
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Angry, I would change email clients because of this garbage.
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"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
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PaWolf
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I've seen the same with different graphics, as of late.
In a way, maybe it isn't such a bad thing for the young that are educated in regard to the use of the internet...and maybe lacking in direction, yet having these kinds of questions...I remember when I did.
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shebazz
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Well, the teacher reminds me of that horrible racist anti-japanese bugs bunny cartoon, and the pharmacy technician of a mentally disabled person I used to take care of.
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Angry McPisseron
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I saw this one last night in the usual location.
But instead of evil human faces, this one has evil Jack-O-Lanterns.
That "teacher" face looks especially creepy.
And I would not want to even go near the office of that "therapist" if I needed psychotropic drugs.
Now I fear what's coming for Thanksgiving and Christmas...evil turkeys and evil Santa Clauses?
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Angry McPisseron
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Same company...same web page.
I'd hate to have to go to that "psychologist" because he looks like he's yelling so loudly that it would make my eardrums bleed.
Definitely a candidate to receive the "Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toilet" award.
The "tech writer" job looks so boring that it puts you to sleep.
And it looks like the rest of the jobs just turn you into puppy dogs & kitty cats.
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kat
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If I get to be a sheep, I think I want to be a Health Data Analyst.
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Yutolia
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Sweet Jesus! What the hell's wrong with that criminal investigator's tongue?! |
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kat
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I think it's supposed to look as if he's licking the screen.
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Yutolia
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It looks like it's disembodied!
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PaWolf
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I can't believe ONE of the choices is 'Tech Writer' - that is one horribly boring job. It may be just about as much fun as reading the dictionary and trying to figure out the story line. |
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kat
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Hey now, that IS fun. You have all the words in the world to make something up.
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Thor
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That one---whether inadvertently or advertently (?)---kind of makes sense.
Private eye?
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Ad nauseous
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Angry McPisseron
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I'd be afraid that the therapist might give me psychotectic treatments* or reflection therapy** that I really don't require.
* From the Star Trek: TNG episode "The Outcast".
** From the Star Trek: TNG episode "Frame of Mind". |
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Angry McPisseron
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Another one of those asinine "How do I become a..." banners. Found in the usual place several days ago.
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Yutolia
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The nurse, social worker, and counselor all look really angry. Maybe they're trying to convince people that they don't really want to go into those careers...
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GoMEAT85
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I've seen ads like these on MySpace. I googled it & found this ad here on Yahoo:
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(I'm Chanél & I approve of this message.) |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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