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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 31 Oct 2014 at 3:44pm |
So...I hear that they're coming out with a new movie. It'll be called, "HALLOWEEN V: SEASON OF THE ITCH" In this movie, some asshaberdasher digs up part of a stargate in Antarctica, grinds the chunk into itty bitty pieces, and implants them in millions of name-brand toilet rolls. When they have the Horror-Thon on the telly and the Big Giveaway comes on at 8:49pm, the Magic Flea comes on, and everybody who used the adulterated toilet paper will suddenly find themselves overwhelmed with thousands and thousands of fleas and lice (on each victim). The creatures all bite in unison, causing all of the victims to collapse into piles of brownish-white powder as all of their bodily fluids are drained by the lice & fleas. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! |
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"If it goes on it means the death of millions of people, everyone watching, don't you understand that? If ... Well SAY IT'S A BOMB THEN! SAY, SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, SAY WHATEVER YOU LIKE, JUST GET IT OFF THE AIR! PLEASE, JUST ... I ... NO, NO I CAN'T PROVE IT! YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME! BELIEVE ME! TAKE IT OFF THE AIR NOW, PLEASE!!"
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Angry McPisseron
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Writers are already hinting the release of, "Halloween VI: Season of the Snitch" in which microscopic pieces of Alexander Graham Bell's first telephone are implanted in millions of cellular telephone handsets; something really nasty happens on Halloween night.
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