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PaWolf
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Why the heck do I care if Neil Patrick Harris is wearing any pants, as long as he is on the other side of the idiot box on a channel I'm not watching, while he drinks Dutch gurly piss beer?
You're not funny.
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Darthhillbilly
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I don't mind this one as much as I do the ones where the Dutch girly piss beer drinkers are concert pianists, kung-fu masters, 5-star chefs, blah blah blah who impress everyone they pass on their way to whatever girl they're stalking who inevitably swoons over them.
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ahhhh....those are slightly entertaining and pure make-believe and you know it, Darthy. No decent woman without tattoos would be caught dead with a Heineken - much less a beer. I can take or leave the background music. Yea. I said it.Decent women don't drink beer (much less look like survivors of The Great Crayola War) - they're simply not quite that cheap.
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I think I'm suffering from Neil Patrick Harris overload! I mean he's freaking everywhere. Go away man!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Darthhillbilly
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I guess you're right, Pa. There's nothing make-believe about the Harris spot. I 100% believe that he wasn't wearing pants.
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"I wish there were more pants where there aren't any". Anybody know where that line is from?
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Sure hope that was supposed to be sarcasm. I used to drink beer, and love it. Yuengling. |
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I'm going to go the other way and assume he wants to bartend on that one.
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^ Sounds like it to me too. And he's not worrying about if his drinking partner is one of those indecent wimmens who guzzle beer!
BTW, Amstel Light is better. IMHO of course. |
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^You got tattoos?
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I love how quickly he seems to open it and drink it before commenting. I mean literally, split second.
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This ad's back in rotation, and they're usually playing it twice during each break. So I have to mute it twice per break because I can't stand the way he goes "aaaaahhhhh"
"Did you know this beer won the 2013 award blah blah blah" ... Yeah I know, Harris, you little fem, because you just told me TWO MINUTES AGO! ................. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!
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The statement at the end about him being sans trousers pissed me all the way off. Who f**king cares whether you're wearing pants or not mate? Piss off! Stop attempting to be extreme about everything you do, it's simply un-humorous....in fact you're a bit too old to be a bad boy anymore. Grow the f**k up....Dooogie! |
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insanity213
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I'm really sick and friggin' tired of this asswipe. I wish his career had ended with Doogie Howser.
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I thought it did. Last time I remember seeing him was in Starship Troopers which was crap. |
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He's been in How I Met Your Mother for years. I don't know if he was the main character or not, though. |
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I'm a real woman and I drink beer -- but the real thing. My current fave is Fascist Pig from Six Points in NY.
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3 first names?
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Can't stand when he says "tastes good" STF up Neil and shove your piss water where you like it!
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Anybody else realize there was no cap on the bottle in the first place? Continuity error!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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i8acannibal
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The only thing he was good in was Harold and Kumar.
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Thor
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I've only ever seen the guy on an episode of Roseanne. Roseanne goes in to the doctor for a breast reduction due to back problems, and dreams Doogie Howser is her doctor. He gives her breast implants instead. It was pretty funny. |
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I think this is a subliminal message that Heineken is the official LGBT beer. |
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