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"Nigga Nigga Nigga" -- RiJ Comer Yeah... Mothafucka Sup, nigga? Gangsta Rap, nigga Nigga Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm one hundred percent nigga Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm two hundred percent nigga Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why do police hate niggas? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigger Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why do you call yourself a nigga? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga 'cause I'm a mothafuckin' nigga! Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why you drink so much beer? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor 'cause I'm a nigga "Mothafuckin' nigga, man, I ain't all that African-American shit Fuck that! I'm a nigga I ain't mixed, I'm nigga" N... ...I-G-G-A Nigga! You already know Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why you eat so much chicken? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why won't you do it in my kitchen? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why you call them hoes bitches? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga 'cause them hoes IS bitches! Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why you stay in the hood? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga 'cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why you ain't got no job? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Seven dollars all won't feed my dog Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why your pants gotta sag? Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga 'cause hand-me-downs is all a nigga has Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Why you scared to go to court? Shit, 'cause the judge looks just like that mothafucka who put our ass on a boat And made me a nigga Mama Rag is a nigga Dew Rag is a nigga Ballistics is a nigga And I'm Uretha's nigga Nigga! |
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Angry McPisseron
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"Don't Be a Racist" -- Kat McSnatch |
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Angry McPisseron
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"Jet Airliner" -- The Steve Miller Band "Swingtown" -- The Steve Miller Band |
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Angry McPisseron
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"Exterminator / Electric Hosebag" -- Mighty Sphincter |
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Angry McPisseron
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"Animal Magnetism" -- Scorpions |
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"Coffee (2003 Grind)" -- Worm Quartet Sitting in my cubicle Trying to pass the time Click the little envelope But no new mail's online My schedule program shows me All this crap I have to do A Post-It note upon my desk Says "Nobody called you" I write myself a reminder note To throw that note away I check my voicemail even though I've been sitting here all day It says "You have no messages No life no hope no friends" And You've still got seven hours 'Til this freakin' workday ends But I can smell salvation It's brewing down the hall The percolator sings to me And I must heed its call As liquid touches styrofoam I feel the steam's sweet kiss And I know I'm just seconds away From caffeinated bliss Coffee coffee coffee To stimulate my brain Coffee coffee coffee To make me less insane I used to be a zombie And I'd fall asleep at work Now everybody knows me as The hyperactive jerk Now that I'm Chock Full'O'Nuts My job is just a game! I open up my phone book and I highlight every name! I bend my paper clips into The shapes of little men I search the net for Amish porn I take apart my pen I open up my three-hole punch And spill holes on the floor I fire staples 'cross the room 'Til I don't have no more I laminate my lunch meat I lick my rubber bands (Make a) Xerox of my hairy ass And fax it to Japan And when the buzz starts wearing off And when I'm feeling low I pour myself another mug My cup shall overflow Eleven packs of sugar And a couple spoons of creamer And I shall receive the gift of life From my liquid redeemer Coffee coffee coffee Come on and drink it up Coffee coffee coffee Nirvana in a cup I used to be a peon, just a Worthless wad of gristle 'til I replaced by brain cells With instant Folger's crystals My boss calls me in his office He says "Now listen, you... "I have a little problem" "with the crappy work you do" "I never see you at your desk" "So what's been going on?" "Half the time you're at the coffee pot" "The rest you're in the John!" "Your eyes are always bloodshot" "Your hands they always shake" "Your skin's the tone of dead flesh" "At the bottom of a lake" "We think this has to do with all" "The coffee that you chug" "So we're switching you to decaf" "And we're cleaning out your mug" These words to me were blasphemy I found them just appalling So I kicked that bastard somewhere That I knew would leave him crawling Now I'm jobless homeless on the street You could say I've got hard luck But I've got a gun and now I'm gonna Go hold up a Starbucks Coffee coffee coffee With sugar and with cream Coffee coffee coffee The reason for my being I used to be so tired I'd pass out on the floor Now I haven't needed a wink of sleep Since 1994 Coffee coffee coffee It's great to have around Coffee coffee coffee I even eat the grounds I used to be a drone Now I'll never be the same! I drink a hundred cups a day Juan Valdez knows my name (Give me) Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee |
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"What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like" -- Worm Quartet "The Internet is a Big Warm Hug for the World" -- Worm Quartet |
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I don't know what made me think of this song.
I worked up a sweat, mowing the lawn.
The dog has not sliced me open with her talons recently.
The only tears come from laughing too hard.
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The young people may not like this, hell, who looks in this section anyway?
Looking back in a normal way, Donna.
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"Electric Hosebag" -- Mighty Sphincter "Sittin on the Ritz" -- Taco |
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Angry McPisseron
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"Red Solo Cup" -- Toby Keith |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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"It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)" -- R.E.M. |
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Angry McPisseron
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"Stand" -- R.E.M. Next ones down the pipe are... "I'm Going to Kick You In the Fuck" -- Seven Seconds of Love "I've Got an Iphone" -- Seven Seconds of Love |
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Angry McPisseron
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"The Tallywhacker Song Song" -- URINE POTATO "(I Wanna Show) My Curtains to (Dan Rather)" -- URINE POTATO "(I Wanna Show) a Vacuum to the (Devil)" -- URINE POTATO "(I Wanna Show) My Garbage Can to (Satan)" -- URINE POTATO "Tampon (Pist On)" -- URINE POTATO "(I Wanna Smite the) Devil with a (Golf Club)" -- URINE POTATO |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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You posted that yesterday, Jimbo. Are you getting weird on us?
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Angry McPisseron
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"Sittin on the Ritz" -- Taco |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Angry McPisseron
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"Theme song from the movie, 'Ghostbusters'" |
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Angry McPisseron
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"I Love Rock N' Roll" -- Joan Jett & the Blackhearts |
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Angry McPisseron
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"80s Hi-NRG, Composed & Played on Synthesizer" |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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"Take My Way" -- Release |
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