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"Nigga Nigga Nigga" -- RiJ Comer
 


Yeah...
Mothafucka
Sup, nigga?
Gangsta Rap, nigga
Nigga

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I'm one hundred percent nigga
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I'm two hundred percent nigga
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigger
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why do you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
'cause I'm a mothafuckin' nigga!
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why you drink so much beer?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor

'cause I'm a nigga

"Mothafuckin' nigga, man, I ain't all that African-American shit
Fuck that! I'm a nigga
I ain't mixed, I'm nigga"

N...
...I-G-G-A
Nigga!
You already know

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why won't you do it in my kitchen?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
'cause them hoes IS bitches!
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why you stay in the hood?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
'cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why you ain't got no job?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Seven dollars all won't feed my dog
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why your pants gotta sag?
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
'cause hand-me-downs is all a nigga has
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Why you scared to go to court?

Shit, 'cause the judge looks just like that mothafucka who put our ass on a boat
And made me a nigga

Mama Rag is a nigga
Dew Rag is a nigga
Ballistics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga!


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"Coffee (2003 Grind)" -- Worm Quartet
 


Sitting in my cubicle
Trying to pass the time
Click the little envelope
But no new mail's online
My schedule program shows me
All this crap I have to do
A Post-It note upon my desk
Says "Nobody called you"
I write myself a reminder note
To throw that note away
I check my voicemail even though
I've been sitting here all day
It says "You have no messages
No life no hope no friends"
And You've still got seven hours
'Til this freakin' workday ends

But I can smell salvation
It's brewing down the hall
The percolator sings to me
And I must heed its call
As liquid touches styrofoam
I feel the steam's sweet kiss
And I know I'm just seconds away
From caffeinated bliss

Coffee coffee coffee
To stimulate my brain
Coffee coffee coffee
To make me less insane
I used to be a zombie
And I'd fall asleep at work
Now everybody knows me as
The hyperactive jerk

Now that I'm Chock Full'O'Nuts
My job is just a game!
I open up my phone book and
I highlight every name!
I bend my paper clips into
The shapes of little men
I search the net for Amish porn
I take apart my pen
I open up my three-hole punch
And spill holes on the floor
I fire staples 'cross the room
'Til I don't have no more
I laminate my lunch meat
I lick my rubber bands
(Make a) Xerox of my hairy ass
And fax it to Japan

And when the buzz starts wearing off
And when I'm feeling low
I pour myself another mug
My cup shall overflow
Eleven packs of sugar
And a couple spoons of creamer
And I shall receive the gift of life
From my liquid redeemer

Coffee coffee coffee
Come on and drink it up
Coffee coffee coffee
Nirvana in a cup
I used to be a peon, just a
Worthless wad of gristle
'til I replaced by brain cells
With instant Folger's crystals

My boss calls me in his office
He says "Now listen, you...
"I have a little problem"
"with the crappy work you do"
"I never see you at your desk"
"So what's been going on?"
"Half the time you're at the coffee pot"
"The rest you're in the John!"
"Your eyes are always bloodshot"
"Your hands they always shake"
"Your skin's the tone of dead flesh"
"At the bottom of a lake"
"We think this has to do with all"
"The coffee that you chug"
"So we're switching you to decaf"
"And we're cleaning out your mug"

These words to me were blasphemy
I found them just appalling
So I kicked that bastard somewhere
That I knew would leave him crawling
Now I'm jobless homeless on the street
You could say I've got hard luck
But I've got a gun and now I'm gonna
Go hold up a Starbucks

Coffee coffee coffee
With sugar and with cream
Coffee coffee coffee
The reason for my being
I used to be so tired
I'd pass out on the floor
Now I haven't needed a wink of sleep
Since 1994

Coffee coffee coffee
It's great to have around
Coffee coffee coffee
I even eat the grounds
I used to be a drone
Now I'll never be the same!
I drink a hundred cups a day
Juan Valdez knows my name

(Give me)
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee


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"What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like" -- Worm Quartet
 




"The Internet is a Big Warm Hug for the World" -- Worm Quartet
 



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I don't know what made me think of this song.
I worked up a sweat, mowing the lawn.
The dog has not sliced me open with her talons recently.
The only tears come from laughing too hard.
 
 
 
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The young people may not like this, hell, who looks in this section anyway?
Looking back in a normal way, Donna.
 
 
 
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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You posted that yesterday, Jimbo. Are you getting weird on us?
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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