we are jail bait....i mean, we are 18 commercial. |
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MrPink
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i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.
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aka ron
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Those young girls don't even have asses yet.
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Papa Lazarou
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^ THat's 'cause they don't squat.
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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aka ron
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Gluteus MAXimus...
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Thor
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Reminds me of the Vermont Teddy Bear commercials. |
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CaptainErnie
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OH...MY...GOD!!!!!
I need more than a shower after watching that. To quote TED, "This country is imploding"
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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DKS
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I didn't know porn sites did ads?
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"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries Devoid of all the passion The human spirit cannot die" |
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insanity213
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Ahhh so many weightlifting double entendres are popping into my head right now |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Papa Lazarou
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A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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aka ron
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It's been awhile, we used to call that a snatch. Clean and jerk. Weights up to your chest, you can move your legs to get it over your head, hell I don't remember. |
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EMCEE
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In the commercial, one of the jailbaiters was holding a banana...with a bite taken out of it. Um, less teeth, young'un
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Papa Lazarou
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I honestly have not gotten into the Olympic lifts. Too much potential for f**k-ups due to the VERY exacting form they require. The most adventurous I get is some powerlifting moves and form
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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LeeboKC
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Oh Good God y'all...
Will the FBI confiscate my hard drive for watching this? See, they don't show that stuff here in the Bible Belt. And re: all these double entendres? For shame.. Now: drop and give me twenty...meanwhile I'll be bench pressing..with the Olympian.. (or is that bench pressing the Olympian..) |
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MrPink
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those were pretty sleazy, with all the subtlety of being hit with a sledge hammer. |
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Angry McPisseron
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At 1:27 into the stupid sodding teddy bear commercial, it shows part of the box -- you can see a hole in it and the phrase, "AIR HOLE" printed on it. An AIR HOLE for a stuffed bear for Christ sakes?!?
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insanity213
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And when used suggestively, it's enough to get censored (Said part is around 1:20, but the whole thing is good) It's as if that game was made for Brad Sherwood - he has a knack for "mind in the gutter" jokes. I love how Colin and Ryan both had to turn around and walk away |
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TV_Casualty
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18 is ok. Why not? Legal age.
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Godagesil
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None of them are jailbait. The beautiful blond and the others are porn stars. The blonde goes by the name Elsa Jean and she can take a black shlong as big as her arm.
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aka ron
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A 5 year old thread?
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Jimbo
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I usually feel like I need a penicillin shot after I watch them. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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WHY did you resurrect this thread???!
Noticed it as I was just listening to the perfect 'day-after' theme song! It became *MY* official 'day-after' theme about 35 years back when I gave the Missus a *beautiful*, very shiny jet-back vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day, I swear! It cost a lot of money, back then (I think somewhere around $200) and I had researched it very heavily without stopping my drinking until I bought it and presented it. "How thoughtful, you miserable drunk. Why didn't you get TWO?! One for the upstairs...but now, show me how it works....". I'm not one to look back and wish I had made a different choice, but in this case, I probably should have taken her to dinner, instead.
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Kelly H
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All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.
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Tully Blanchard
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You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
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aka ron
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14 sec. mark. "Let's be real, It's too late to find a date...enjoy your time alone." --- Translation - Let's be real, you can't get a date, stay home as usual and rub one out.
Dear LORD...if I did get a woman with that voice, I'm sorry I'll be blunt...I wouldn't be able to get a chubby! Vocal Fry on crack! |
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