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Ad nauseous
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Jimbo, both suck for different reasons! Florida Blue for its sappy and saccraine singing and Apple iPhone 5 for its monotone and tone deaf singing!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Officer Tenpenny
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This is playing EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK on the station I'm watching. Hipster BS to the highest degree.
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DemonicMelodies
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Another horrible song combined with the same horrible message that good parents and happy families have their f*cking iphones to thank for it and that interacting with the godd*mn thing in every aspect of your life is a good idea enrages me and its the reason why I joined this site last year. We are doomed as a society if people are falling for this crap. It scares me.
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People are dumb.
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DemonicMelodies
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I live in Port Saint Lucie and I have somehow never seen this commercial before. I'm glad it got by me lol
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People are dumb.
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ardvrk-sf
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It makes one wonder what the Advertising company was thinking. They took one of the MOST annoying noises EVER - a baby screeching, and add it to the most inane, horribly sung song by some vapid cow.
Yeah, like THAT is going to make me want to rush right out and buy one of their pieces of crap! NOT. |
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CaptainErnie
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AW! That baby is so cute LOLOLOL and the singer and the song are just sooooo hip! (puke, puke) I think the "War on Drugs" should focus on the advertising world. If they're not doing drugs then there's something else very seriously wrong with them. They should not be permitted in public without a handler present
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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PaWolf
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^fer chrissakes, gents! They don't do this to make you LOVE them - they do this to make you REMEMBER THEM when you ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING and trying to figure what you really need or can depend upon - you will be drawn to their product and may accidently NOT remember the commercial you hate so very much.
Or you will - but you'll buy it anyway. If their commercials are that damned bad, then all the good money went into the product, so you can't possibly go wrong, eh? If I ever buy an idiot phone of my own, I'm getting a Samsung (I've got a super-duper BlackBerry, but it is a work device) |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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purple rose
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I have mixed feelings about this one:
The bad: In a sea of hipster-focused commercials featuring bad songs sung poorly, this one stands out as particularly loathsome on every level. The good: After lurking on this site on and off for years, this commercial has done what no commercial has been able to do before. It motivated me to finally register as a member.
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aka ron
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^ Welcome to the madness.
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SquirrelPrincess
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I knew I wasn't the only one hearing that! My husband mutes the tv every time the ad plays now because he got tired of me singing "Popeye the Sailor Man" along with it. A monotone, depressing, record-played-at-too-slow-speed version of Popeye, of course. |
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madwoman
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I believe she IS dreaming.... that she can sing and play guitar
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CaptainErnie
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Please shoot her and put her out of OUR misery!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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madwoman
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I composed my own little ditty to this tune...
She's dreaming that she can sing She's dreaming that she can sing The awful guitar Made me head for the bar She's dreaming that she can sing.... |
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insanity213
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^^
She's worse than you'd think It's drivin' me to drink |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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aka ron
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I'm living a life of fking nightmares after hearing this stupid BS ALL day long.
Who are these fking people, look at me and my cool phone, I bet you can't do this. The dad with the baby is a fking idiot, put the baby in the crib you moron, before you drop the thing playing your retard phone.
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SlapChop14
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Good God where have you people been all my life! Rather than hurl myself from a roof top, I googled that I hate this commercial and...here you beautiful people are, sharing in my disdain of the current trend of hipsters ruining television watching one vomit inducing commercial at a time.
More amazing is that the woman who sings this song has a following. She sings concerts in front of what I presume are other horn rimmed wearing self-important ponytailed men and Birkenstock wearing women who are certain to have long flowing pubes and underarm pungence rivalled only by third world citizens that don't have a choice. Man am I glad I found this forum! |
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Whitedog127
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Welcome aboard, Slapchop! You are in very good company here
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Braaaandy Aaaaalexaaaaaander!
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SJames
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There are a lot of crappy ad songs, but this one's just so miserable and hackish. Why does every low-talent chick with a guitar want to be Zooey Deschanel?
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SlapChop14
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Thanks Whitedog! Certainly seems like my kind of people. |
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Dr.HortonWho
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I just joined, and I'm SO GLAD to see that I'm not the only viewer who despises that song, and the general tendency to use such lame music! I assume that they show these things to test audiences, which really depresses me, if such crap is considered to be good by anyone.
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CaptainErnie
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Don't jump off the roof! Jump on board with the rest us coach potatoes! Everybody needs a release, and with television being what it is these days, we NEED a board like this! I wonder how many deaths and injuries this site has prevented! Think of all those smashed tv screens! OH THE HUMANITY!!! |
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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aka ron
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Much fewer dog kicking and wife slapping incidents here.
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madwoman
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Hey Horton, I'm sure that they tested the commercial in a community filled with pony-tailed men and Birkie wearing hipsters.... in other words, the community where Apple resides. After all, the rest of us live in flyover country.
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DarkRealmStar
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Welcome aboard all newbies!
So far I've only been assaulted by this Apple ad on the board (to see what everyone was talking about) and it's a dismal reminder of how cell phones have taken over every moment of some people's lives. The mono-singing, bored guitar strumming chick is horrible. Does this pass for talent these days? |
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purple rose
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I don't know about that. I live just up the road from Apple HQ and haven't seen too many ponytailed men and Birkie wearing hipsters around here.
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