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Dirtdog
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Posted: 23 Apr 2014 at 12:58am |
Just what the hell is this $hit?
Here I am just trying to relax watching some NBA playoffs and this commercial comes on and my ears are now bleeding..are these idiot ad execs actually sitting in a board room saying "let's have someone yell in a British accent over a bullhorn begging them to try this energy drink and throw in porcupine" Yes Vitamin water you got me I know this energy drink exists now you made your point but you just aggravated the f**k out of me and you won't be getting any of my money... |
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Thor
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Be glad it's only 5 seconds long. |
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Jimbo
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Try making balloon animals at a birthday party for a porcupine????
Next time somebody I know throws a a birthday party for a porcupine & invites me to it, I just might. Probably won't try the vitamin water, though. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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More senseless drivel that appeals to our youthful spermmistakes that can be sold by simple, mindless humor. For this product, there clearly is a 'target market' that we know exists, but we don't want to know. |
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Dirtdog
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So the big question I wanna know is what drugs were they on when they came up with the "balloon animals at a birthday party for a porcupine " was it LSD a lot of weed or a combination of both?
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LooseCaboose
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BEING LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT! KNOWN FACT!
Seriously, I don't know why did this. Billy Mays did the whole shouting thing, but at least he didn't assault your ears. Plus, he was awesome. |
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Papa Lazarou
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He definitely assaulted ears, and was far from awesome, at least in my opinion.
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LooseCaboose
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Guess I got used to him growing up. :P |
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Dirtdog
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Billy Mays didn't yell through a bullhorn in a British accent though...
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