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    Posted: 23 Apr 2014 at 12:58am
Just what the hell is this $hit?


Here I am just trying to relax watching some NBA playoffs and this commercial comes on and my ears are now bleeding..are these idiot ad execs actually sitting in a board room saying "let's have someone yell in a British accent over a bullhorn begging them to try this energy drink and throw in porcupine" Yes Vitamin water you got me I know this energy drink exists now you made your point but you just aggravated the f**k out of me and you won't be getting any of my money...

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Be glad it's only 5 seconds long.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Apr 2014 at 2:51am
Try making balloon animals at a birthday party for a porcupine????

Next time somebody I know throws a a birthday party for a porcupine & invites me to it, I just might.

Probably won't try the vitamin water, though.


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More senseless drivel that appeals to our youthful spermmistakes that can be sold by simple, mindless humor. For this product, there clearly is a 'target market' that we know exists, but we don't want to know.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dirtdog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Apr 2014 at 5:51pm
So the big question I wanna know is what drugs were they on when they came up with the "balloon animals at a birthday party for a porcupine " was it LSD a lot of weed or a combination of both?
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BEING LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT! KNOWN FACT!

Seriously, I don't know why did this. Billy Mays did the whole shouting thing, but at least he didn't assault your ears. Plus, he was awesome.
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He definitely assaulted ears, and was far from awesome, at least in my opinion.
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

He definitely assaulted ears, and was far from awesome, at least in my opinion.


Guess I got used to him growing up. :P
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Billy Mays didn't yell through a bullhorn in a British accent though...
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