Geico-Pig by the pool & more (videos) |
Post Reply | Page 12> |
Author | ||
aka ron
Honor Roll Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33539 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Posted: 07 Feb 2014 at 3:23pm |
|
It's perpetual torture!
|
||
Sponsored Links | ||
Dr. John Dorian
Junior Executive Joined: 27 Feb 2010 Status: Offline Points: 280 |
Post Options
Thanks(3)
|
|
The pig was funny in the very first commercial, yelling "Whee!!" The contrast between that and the calm response at the very end of the commercial was pretty good. Why couldn't they have stopped with the dang pig then??? Whoever that voice belongs to that they use for the pig sounds so douchy I want to beat him to death. Maybe that's why I'm hungry for pulled pork sandwiches...
|
||
Negatron
Junior Executive Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Location: no Status: Offline Points: 130 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
It's another company mascot gone the way of the Carfox -- a cute idea that garnered positive attention, followed by the company latching onto it and running the idea into the floor.
We get it, the pig is just trying to do his insurance (apparently its how he spends his free time) while humans make bad Pseudo-racist pig jokes directly to his face and he uncomfortably accepts it. We got pigs fly, we got pigs in a blanket, where else do they have to go? Just let it die. |
||
Papa Lazarou
Ad Exec Formerly Codtaro Joined: 18 Nov 2011 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 7710 |
Post Options
Thanks(2)
|
|
wouldn't they be specist jokes? Pigs are a different species, not a different race.:P
Maybe Maxwell's last commercial can be a pig roast. He's vacationing in Hawaii and a bunch of locals sneak up and brutally kill him, cut to the Geico Logo with a voice over "we can save you 15%, but we can't save you from being dinner at a Luau." Cut back to a brown steaming maxwell's face, with the rest of his body being nothing but bones, stripped of their meat.... |
||
Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
||
MixPickle
Junior Executive Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Location: Chicago Status: Offline Points: 109 |
Post Options
Thanks(2)
|
|
Pig and the gecko. Obviously someone at that ad agency is into bestiality.
|
||
Tiz
Revolutionary I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588 |
Post Options
Thanks(2)
|
|
Why, who doesn't check if their car insurance bill has been paid while on vacation? Anyone? Anybody? *cricket sound*
|
||
CapeCat
Junior Executive Joined: 12 Jan 2014 Location: Massachusetts Status: Offline Points: 719 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
|
I nominate Maxwell to The Bacon Booowwwllll!
|
||
Blix
Junior Executive Joined: 15 Sep 2012 Location: Earth Status: Offline Points: 198 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
|
That pig sucks
|
||
sgtrock21
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6884 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
|
Now I can't decide which is worse. The GEICO lizard shuffle or the honey nut cheerios bee hip hop.
|
||
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
|
||
MrTim
Ad Exec Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10421 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
MixPickle for the win!
Somebody needs to grab the pig by a rear leg, dip him into a vat of BBQ sauce, then fling him to a pack of ravenous velociraptors....
|
||
Blix
Junior Executive Joined: 15 Sep 2012 Location: Earth Status: Offline Points: 198 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
|
All of the Geico mascots are horrible, at least Progressive is limited to Flo and Wendy's has the hamburger know-it-all. I cannot for the life of me stand this talking, smug piece of pork byproduct.
|
||
Synesthesia
Junior Executive Joined: 16 Jul 2009 Status: Offline Points: 2088 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
I swear Geico spends more money coming up with irritating mascots than actually giving you money for your bashed in car.
|
||
Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me Without hurting me, Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog |
||
Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Hmmm...I guess I'll have to stage another one of my phoney-bologna fake "battles" between Maxwell (the asinine Geico pig) and the Honey Nut Cheerios bee (the 'bling-bling' incarnation).
|
||
Judge Fudge
Commercial Hater Joined: 21 Aug 2013 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 23 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Honestly, I don't find the pig -that- annoying... it irks me for sure, but that cheesesteak shuffle is without a doubt one of the most annoying commercials I've seen recently. An instant mute for sure.
|
||
Dr. John Dorian
Junior Executive Joined: 27 Feb 2010 Status: Offline Points: 280 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
I never found the gecko very annoying. He seems rather pleasant compared to the other Geico mascots. But he doesn't make me want to buy insurance.
|
||
Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
ROUND ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN: THAT GODDAMN QUEER MAXWELL (THE GEICO PIG) vs. THAT GODDAMN SODDING PHONEY-BOLOGNA FAKE HONEY NUT CHEERIOS® BEE (THE 'BLING-BLING' INCARNATION.)
This battle shall take place in Hawaii at an all-male (gay) Saturday night luau. The luau is populated mainly by tourists in these fagety-ass colorful flowery Hawaiian shirts; many of the tourists sport waste bags and cameras slung around their necks. A guest coordinator has a large table with brochures and leis; a short distance away, a good sized buffet is present. Not far from the buffet, a large bonfire is burning. The contestants do not necessarily have to ***USE*** everything here, but they are at their disposal if needed -- or if desired. That goddamn queer Maxwell (the Geico pig) takes first blood in this battle because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is still trying to escape from its seriously blinged-out cereal box. So Maxwell goes under the buffet and waits...and waits...soonly enough, the Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee chews a hole through its cardboard and rhinestone prison and starts to buzz up toward the upper surface of the buffet. But Maxwell intercepts him, and immediately starts screaming, "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" as if it would phase that little winged peckerhead. Well, it doesn't. And do you know why it doesn't, you piece of sh*t little CGI piss ant? It's because insects don't have ears for Satan sakes!!! That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee goes into beast mode now...it flies to a position approx. 1 meter above Maxwell's ass and hovers there for a moment...it then zooms down at full speed, fully intent on planting its venomous sting into Maxwell's bunghole! It turns its butt toward the asinine piggy at the last second, and: ***THUMP!!!***
The stupid sodding bee just bounces harmlessly off without having deposited a poisonous sting & venom sac. And do you know WHY you bounced harmlessly off, you little asshaberdasher? It's because you're a drone (male), and drones possess no sting for Christ sakes! The tourists are hungry...six of them grab Maxwell, shove this long-ass stick up its bunghole, push an apple into its mouth, and place him over the roaring bonfire!!! The pig oinks loudly a few times, then mysteriously goes quiet! That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is very happy now, and jumps up & down at the edge of the bonfire in a bit of a victory dance! And the winner i...O WAIT!!! A puff of wind blows the bee into the fire, where it rather quickly perishes and becomes a "krispy kritter"!!! They both pass micturition (pee-pee) and defecation (poo-poo) as they die, and rather rapidly become fish food {ashes}). THE WINNER ROUND ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN: MUTUAL ANNIHILATION!!! (with a little help from hungry, fagety tourists and a bit of breeze) A short time after Maxwell is consumed by the tourists and is nothing but a shrivelled blackened head and a pile of bones on the ground, somebody spots that seriously blinged-out Honey Nut Cheerios® box, shouts in that stereotypical lispy nelly voice, "ooooh rhineschtones!", rapidly (but somewhat painstakingly) removes all of the "bling" from the box, puts it in a quart zip-lock bag, and carelessly tosses the now-denuded box into what remains of the bonfire. |
||
Phoenix_Moon514
Junior Executive Joined: 03 Feb 2014 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 108 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
What did rap ever have to with car insurance...
Even if you do throw in some gangsta stuff, it's still not going to attract some short attention spanned kid. Or anyone's attention for that matter... Heck, I'd rather take the True Natural Gas and Seabond commercials over these! |
||
“The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.”
― Ayn Rand |
||
Jimmy
Revolutionary Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: NJ Status: Offline Points: 3702 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
I hate the "everybody knows that" ads.
|
||
One man gathers what another man spills
|
||
Miseryguts
Junior Executive Joined: 20 Jul 2013 Location: Greenville SC Status: Offline Points: 365 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Gives me the screaming ab-dabs every time it comes on. And that damned porker needs to be turned into sausages ASAP. |
||
Dr. John Dorian
Junior Executive Joined: 27 Feb 2010 Status: Offline Points: 280 |
Post Options
Thanks(2)
|
|
What's with "boots and pants"????
|
||
EMCEE
Junior Executive Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Location: IL Status: Offline Points: 2731 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
|
That's my biggest problem with this commercial. |
||
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
||
PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Couldn't agree mor, Syn! Seems GEICO really could and should have teir own stinkin' t.v. channel - let te play as much as they want on it whle we all go insure our cars elsewhere.
|
||
X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
||
Miseryguts
Junior Executive Joined: 20 Jul 2013 Location: Greenville SC Status: Offline Points: 365 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Sorry to say, I insure with Geico. Believe me, I shopped around but they came in about $400 per year less than State Farm and esurance, whose ads, by the way, are just marginally less irritating that Geico's. |
||
crainbebo
Junior Executive Joined: 10 Nov 2013 Location: Yakima, WA Status: Offline Points: 3155 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Boots and Pants is very annoying. Maxwell dancing to a techno beat - bleh! Not as bad as Cheesesteak Shuffle but not a good commercial. I didn't mind the gecko, BEFORE Cheesesteak Shuffle.
-crainbebo
|
||
Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
|
||
Darthhillbilly
Junior Executive Joined: 31 Jan 2013 Location: Cincinnati Status: Offline Points: 4178 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
|
|
Mrs. Darthy asked that very question last night, right after I confirmed for her that that was what he was saying. I'm guessing that's some beatbox training technique or something... I dunno. What I DO know, is that if I was sitting by the pool and a pig sat next to me and started chanting "boots and pants".. I'd move.
|
||
"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
|
||
Post Reply | Page 12> |
Tweet
|
Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum |