Please help the CIH Forums by disabling AdBlock Plus on this page.
Forum Home Forum Home :: Miscellaneous :: Off-Topic
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - What was the first song you listened to TODAY?
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

What was the first song you listened to TODAY?

 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 89101112 101>
Author
Message
msmadz View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
8+ years on CIH

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: New York
Status: Offline
Points: 9952
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote msmadz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 May 2014 at 2:31pm
Manfred Mann "Blinded By The Light"

And yes, for years I thought the lyrics were:

"Revved up like a DOUCHE another runner in the night"
The artist formerly known as Madawee



Back to Top
Sponsored Links



Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 May 2014 at 2:35pm
^^^ and I always thought that the lyrics were, "Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the nightLOL

Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 May 2014 at 1:15pm
"Safe Home." -- Anthrax



I've been down this road once or twice before
through the open door
i come falling through it
there's a sign post up ahead
like a watershed
and it opens my eyes
ways, for me to be gay
to be born again
and knowing for the first time
ways, all so differently
shine for me to see
the better man that I am

I've been places in my head
behind me worse than what's ahead
and on my path just like a dream
takes me from the inbetween
from out of nowhere you came strong as stone
and now I'll never have to be alone
what it is I know

you have always been my safe home
I walk, I run, I burn out into you
you have always been my safe home
my whole world has moved on

I know what i am and I'll always be
your reality, is better than I could dream
all my fears turn from black to white
and i'd stand and fight
the whole world for you
faith, and destiny
I never did believe
my only god is love and
faith, what I see in you
and I can hold it true
like a weight in my hand.



Back to Top
PaWolf View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar
Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know....

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: GreatWhiteNorth
Status: Offline
Points: 40769
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2014 at 1:05am
Big smile
X               <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2014 at 12:59pm
"Adventures in Creative Nostril Swallowing" -- Worm Quartet



You smell like philosophy!  I prance through a field
of electric genitalia and invisible condiments, but 
gelatinous oven mitts and cellophane pancakes just
keep humping rainbows.  Nobody wears goggles to 
church anymore.  Are you gargling your xylophone 
at the masturbating burrito parade?  Oh no! This 
paste is NEAT!  The poodle of harm is destroying 
your arm while the toastlord chisels panties into clichés.
C’mon, Jesus!  Get out your wigglin’ boots!  Pudding is 
to justice as atheism is to the sound of a crepe-infested 
bellhop trying to glaze nine mice with a one-mouse 
glazing wand.  Excessive yak-strumming can only lead to 
podiatry, but cultivating rectal atrocities makes it easier to
alphabetize your shredded pets.  When the batteries that 
fuel your carrot become the horse that won’t pucker, only
then shall the pope become properly funky.  I’ve just been 
elected Delaware!  If the electric superduck disavows its 
own uvula and you’re really a collection of sentient clothespins
held together by the wet dreams of our forefathers, then I 
want a receipt!  C’mon, France, can’t you explode just a 
little?  This wax replica of Barbra Streissand’s left penis 
proves that my maiden name is Julio P. Throb-o-tron.  Stop
impersonating my hairline!  Your monkey had much better 
manners before it was on fire.  Is your tugboat boneless or 
are we still excreting conical sorcerers?  The liverless know 
not of diesel, and yet the moon is politely farting scriptures 
into the goat puddle while the drooling ambassadorof stapler 
vomit has found a new way to turn condoms into bouillon!  
Let’s blame pumpernickel for apostrophes!  I can’t schmuck-
proof my mayonnaise until you admit that Mormons lick 
skates.  Don’t even tell me you glued your urethra to 
another panther!  Lend me your groin!  Butter your shovel!
Peel your apostles!  Lubricate your acoustic waitress-hammer 
on a bed of boiled muppets!  Taste the unfiltered nonchalance 
of my vine-ripened colander of pain!  Marvel with soup-induced
 rage at my breathtaking lack of lumber or one day everything
 you’ve ever secreted will come back!  You can neuter most 
of Skeletor with beans, and you can traipse like a tampon 
recycler through Iowa’s most cheeseless gnomeyard, but you
 can’t bathe pirates in Tucker Carlson’s nipples.  Hey!  
Don’t eat my Jews!


Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2014 at 1:30pm
Zax from the coin-op arcade pinball machine, "F-14 Tomcat" by Williams Electronics from 1987.
 


Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 May 2014 at 1:35pm
"Ball of Confusion (That's What the World is Today)" -- Anthrax



Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 May 2014 at 12:36pm
*** NSFW!!! ***

Synthesised speech that I heard in 1987, originating from a Commodore 64 computer.
 
While I was working at a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaraunt in Kenmore WA. USA
in 1987, some dillhole brought in a ghetto blaster after the manager had left
and played this tape he recorded from his Commodore 64 computer.
I immediately recognised the voice as having been generated by S.A.M.
(Software Automated Mouth); various phrases were spoken that were intended
to put down our manager.

 
These phrases are almost an exact duplicate of the ones I heard; I say
"almost" here because the person's name was mentioned in some of the phrases.
I replaced their name with "HE" to prevent him (initials are A.B.) from 
coming after me for putting this filth on the internet. ;-)

 


The speech in this audio is as follows:

A PHUCKING COCKSUCKER SLASHED THE TIRES ON MY BICYCLE.
HE IS A COCKSUCKER.
THEREFORE, HE'S THE ONE WHO SLASHED THE TIRES ON MY BICYCLE.

HE DRINKS MASSENGILL BRAND POST-MENSTRUAL DISPOSABLE DOUCHES.

HE THINKS THAT TV IS A DISEASE.

HE THINKS THAT LIGHT BULBS ARE PLANTED IN THE GARDEN EVERY SPRING.

HE PISSES IN THE SHOWER.

HE $#!7S IN THE SHOWER AND STOMPS IT DOWN THE DRAIN.

HE HAS VD.

HE ALSO HAS AIDS.

SNAP OFF HIS SPARK PLUGS, PUT A HOLE IN HIS RADIATOR, AND SLASH HIS TIRES.

ATARI COMPUTERS ARE PIECES OF SH!T.

COMMODORE COMPUTERS ARE #1.

HE HAS CRABS ON HIS BALLS & PENIS.

HE EATS THE CRABS ON HIS BALLS & PENIS.

HE EATS LIGHT BULBS & DRINKING GLASSES & POO-POO.

PUT HIM IN THE 10-3 AND CLOSE THE LID.

HE THROWS CIGARETTES AND LIGHTERS IN THE COLLECTRAMATIC FOR NINE HOURS.


"Pulp" -- a National Lampoon audio skit that was synthesised on a pee-cee.
  



Back to Top
Papa Lazarou View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar
Formerly Codtaro

Joined: 18 Nov 2011
Location: New Mexico
Status: Offline
Points: 7710
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 May 2014 at 3:37pm


Innermost...

By Ko:zi

Always loved this song, perhaps because it's one of those that takes rather bleak lyrics and pairs them with an upbeat style.

someone offered a slightly better translation than the one in the above video

Lyrics:

Innermost... spiritual voice.
I should be able to hear it... the voice that doesn't disappear...
The feint murmur was, in the uncertain wind of reality, lost.

Innermost... spiritual voice,
I should be able to gaze upon it... the sincere figure
Unchangingly,
Constantly, now where would you fall to in the nothingness
Do you understand there is nothing to be afraid of, I wonder...

It would be good to continue in death because from the past we built, nothing can be snatched away.
I clasp the white rose in my hand to my chest and to the sky I embrace,
In order to be myself...

Innermost... spiritual voice.
I should believe in it... and to continue wand'ring, too. If I fell into nothingness, stopped everything
I wonder if I would meet with unquestionable reality.

It would be good to continue on in death, as unremembered innocence cannot be taken away.
I clasp the white rose in my hand to my chest and to the <<universe>> I embrace
In order for you to be yourself

It would be good to continue on in death, because then from the past we built, nothing can be snatched away.
I clasp the white rose in my hand to my chest and to the future I embrace.
Throughout eternity, can one take wing...
Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
Banana!
Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 May 2014 at 1:32pm
"Expo 2000 Kling Klang 2002" -- Kraftwerk 





Back to Top
insanity213 View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 16 Mar 2011
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 7806
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 May 2014 at 5:10pm



Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 May 2014 at 12:47pm
Music demo from the Synth Werk computer program, titled, "SYNTH-WERK Trailer Demo HD bestservice".



This song is a bit brief, so the next one up this morning was:


Music demo from the Synth Werk computer program, titled, "Musique Elektronique" from 2011




Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 May 2014 at 1:29pm
Music demo from the Synth Werk computer program, titled, "SYNTH-WERK Trailer Demo HD bestservice".



This song is a bit brief, so the next one up this morning was:


Music demo from the Synth Werk computer program, titled, "Musique Internacionale" from 2012



Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2014 at 1:31pm
"Teenage Dirtbag" -- Wheatus
 

Back to Top
PaWolf View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar
Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know....

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: GreatWhiteNorth
Status: Offline
Points: 40769
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 May 2014 at 1:40am
X               <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 May 2014 at 2:37pm
"Inner Voice" -- Worm Quartet with Devo Spice fka. Sudden Death
  

 
I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses
Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is
Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses
And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses
I got a ten story mansion on the beach
With a swimming pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach
Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash
That to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash
I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year
If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear
Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news
The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues
And how did I get to be the man that I am?
A god among men, only without the tan
It's simple, every time I have to make a choice
I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says
 
"Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils"
 
OK
 
"Steal all the milk from all the supermarkets and put it
back in the cows"
 
Alright
 
"Find out which species of rodent is the most flammable"
 
OK
 
"Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw
and Regis Philbin"
 
Yeah!
 
So how do I explain my little cranial expressions
Intuition, premonition, or demonic possession?
It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul
Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall
Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know
'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO
And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz
I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends
 
"Record an all-banjo Falco tribute album"
 
Done, and done.
 
"Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to your face, and
prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'"
 
OK
 
"There's no reason not to have sex with a cheese grater."
 
Hmm, no, I suppose not.
 
"Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas
and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell
your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'"
 
He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end
Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again
And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour
Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower
Still I can't complain 'cause he made me rich
And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me itch
If it seems weird remember the voice made me do it
I don't question what he says I just get up and get to it
 
"Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven years
and mail a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'"
 
Good idea
 
"It's time to find out what urinal mints taste like"
 
If you say so
 
"Get a black and white horizontally striped suit, a mask,
and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging from it,
and tiptoe around the airport."
 
Sounds like fun
 
"How old does a baby need to be before it's too big
to flush down the toilet?"
 
I don't know. Let's find out.
 
"Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase video tapes."
 
So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks
For removing my angst, so I'm no longer shooting blanks
And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch
And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch
I followed his advice and now I'm making major duchets
If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing McNuggets
So when life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed
Just listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say
 
"Fat people are full of toys. Go get some!"
 
Yeah!
 
"Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking
warm margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions,
pez, and lint."
 
With pleasure!
 
"If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down
a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now."
 
Yeah, I guess so.
 
"Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Officer Big Mac
thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a
cop pulls you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'"
 
You got it!
 
"Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist."
 
Oh... do I have to?


Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 May 2014 at 1:29pm
"Musical Doodle" -- from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Ear Worm"



Round and round the record spins all day
Listen again it takes you far away,
Trying to stop it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle

Think you control it but it’s way too hard
Every time is plays it’s an electric charge
The sound in your head is brutal
Now you're infected by the musical doodle

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
You're gonna listen again to the musical doodle

The song that you ran from is back again
You wonder if the madness with ever end,
Trying to escape it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle
 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo musical doodle
Listen again to the musical doodle


This song is pretty short, so the next one that I listened to was:


Zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.




Back to Top
Papa Lazarou View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar
Formerly Codtaro

Joined: 18 Nov 2011
Location: New Mexico
Status: Offline
Points: 7710
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 May 2014 at 2:07pm


Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
Banana!
Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 63905
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 May 2014 at 3:36pm

The Byrds covering Bob Dylan's My Back Pages.  Dylan wrote and recorded this song in 1964.  It's his rejection of the protest movement of the early 60s and its politics.  It alienated his earlier fans.



Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 May 2014 at 1:30pm
"'C' is for Lettuce" -- Worm Quartet



I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine
But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time!
Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather bleak
Despite you putting them on three fad diets every week
So do you take the blame, and make a change at home?
No dammit, you're American! You're born to bitch and moan!
And just like every problem, your solution is the same:
Your V-chipped cable-ready babysitter is to blame!

Cuz every single character in every single show
Must be shaped and molded perfectly to help your children grow
Cuz if they're not ideal role models and beacons for good health
You might just have to be one -- yourself!

And who has time for that?

So with your pen of judgment, you turn on your TV
Prepared to write down ev-e-ry indecency you see
There's a googly-eyed Muppet with a coat of navy blue
He grabs a plate of something -- hey, that don't look like tofu!
And with a ghastly "Om nom nom" the cookies disappear
And suddenly the reason for your offspring's size is clear
This gluttonous monster’s brainwashed them and driven them to gorge!
Someone must stop this Toll-House-fueled, sloth-inducing scourge!
Because you're far too busy, you can't teach your kids to see
That reality is different from what's broadcast on TV
So you know that they'll just emulate the things the puppets do
And that might reflect badly on you!

Now you're
Screaming for the blood of the Cookie Monster
Evil puppet demon of o-be-si-ty
Time to change the tune of his fearful ballad --
C is For Lettuce, That's Good Enough For Me!

So now you start to think, your kid may be depressed
Even though each day he sees a different therapist
So you go to his classroom, which is looking rather stark
Cuz their funds were voted down last year to build a baseball park
The teacher says he's failing English, history and math
And suddenly it's clear what's led him down this darkening path
You can't call it, "Failing!" That's such a scathing word!
We'll just call it, "Success that's temporarily deferred!"

Cuz language can be powerful, to raise and to depress
That's why we no longer have "Shell Shock" we have "Post-Traumatic Stress"
And the only way to keep our precious darlings out of jail
Is to make them think that they can never fail!

And now you're
Screaming for the blood of the underpaid teacher
After all your taxes pay her yearly 12-G
You can't change the world, so just change what you call it --
F is For Almost, That's Good Enough For Me!

(Bridge!)

No one understands just how brutal you have it
You wake up each morning and have to fight traffic
Then spend all day chained to your laptop and beeper
Kiss some client’s ass and then play some minesweeper
Then hightail it over to your yoga lessons
Then lattes, pilates, and therapy sessions
Where you whine and ramble and dab your eyelids
And complain that you never get time with your kids!

Spoken voice 1: Can you tell me, how to get... how to get to hypocrisy street?
Spoken voice 2: Uh, yeah, that's kinda heavy-handed, there, don't you think?
Spoken voice 1: Uh, yeah, so's this whole song, so, I'll try it -- why not?

You've bitched your yuppie heart out, and meddled with the best
But your brooding fatass offspring keeps deferring his success
So what the hell's the problem? It surely can't be you!
It must be all the violence on his PlayStation 2!
Just look at this atrocity! There's hoodlums, thugs, and skanks
And chronic-tokin' gangstas running hookers down with tanks
There's nudity and blood and guts and chainsaws cutting people
And that's just in the new updated 3-D Tetris sequel!

And sure there's labels on the games that say that they're, "Mature"
But now honestly, just who the hell reads labels anymore?
Tell me, wouldn't it be easier for parents 'cross the land
If games that aren't for kids were all just banned?

Now you're
Screaming for the blood of the game programmer
Gaming should just be a children's industry
Pixellated actors should be role models --
M is For Censored, That's Good Enough For Me!

Screaming for a new place to point your finger
Won't rest 'til the whole world is rated "PG"
Don't stop to think what those letters really stand for
"M" is for "Censored"
"F" is for "Almost"
"C" is for "Lettuce,"
That's Good Enough For Me!


Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 May 2014 at 1:28pm
"Pac-Man is Naked and So Should You" -- Worm Quartet
 

 
(Okay, you hear the sound! The sound is PAC-MAN! Are you ready for PAC-MAN?)
(I am ready for Pac-Man!) (Yes, it is Pac-Man!) (Okay, Pac-Man!) (It is time to go!)

Being round a yellow guy? PAC-MAN!
Do he eating lots of dots? PAC-MAN!
Running up and down your street,
Screaming at your mailbox now,
Hanging from your ceiling fan? PAC-MAN!

(Yay! It is Pac-Man!) (Time for a Pac-Man!)
(We are very liking Pac-Man!) (Hooray now for the Pac-Man!)
(Much happy has this Pac-Man!) (Do I sing again about Pac-Man? Okay!)

Mouth a open and a close? PAC-MAN!
Run your fingers on my arm! PAC-MAN!
Jumping up and down real fast,
Putting butter in your hat,
Shaving all your fish at night? PAC-MAN!

(Ohh….)

It's time to Pac-Man!
The best way to Pac-Man is to use the game!
You moving joystick and you eat the dot,
Eat all the dot, you win another maze,
And mazes are the place where Pac-Man goes!
He eat a key or maybe eat a pear,
Cuz these are food for eating in the maze
But ghosts are making death so run away
Or make a blue ghost turn into a food!

(Oo, food! The Pac-Man likes food!)
(Lettuce is also food.)
(Do not talk about lettuce. It is time for Pac-Man.)
(More Pac-Man?)
(Yes, we will have another Pac-Man!)
(Okay, Pac-Man!)
(Where is Pac-Man?)
(Pac-Man is NOW!)

Eat a dot and eat a fruit? PAC-MAN!
Leaving something on the stove? PAC-MAN!
Spinning on a countertop,
Sniffing all your laundry now,
Blinky and Inky feeling rather sheepish? PAC-MAN!

(ohhhh…)

(Pac-Man!) (Pac-Man?) (Mmm ohh, Pac-Man!)
(There is no more song now!)


"Spatula" -- Worm Quartet
 


Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 May 2014 at 1:40pm
"Musical Doodle" -- from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Ear Worm"



Round and round the record spins all day
Listen again it takes you far away,
Trying to stop it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle

Think you control it but it’s way too hard
Every time is plays it’s an electric charge
The sound in your head is brutal
Now you're infected by the musical doodle

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
You're gonna listen again to the musical doodle

The song that you ran from is back again
You wonder if the madness with ever end,
Trying to escape it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle
 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo musical doodle
Listen again to the musical doodle


This song is pretty short, so the next one that I listened to was:

"I Wrote This" -- by Patrick Star from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick"



Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star, 
I made myself a sandwich. 
My mommy named it Fred, 
It tastes like beans and bacon, 
And smells like it's been dead. 
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil 
Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point. 
Piss you, what's that horrible smell? 

Drum solo! 
(Drum Solo) 

I have a head, 
It ends in a point 
Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point. 
This song is over, 
except for this line, 
You win this round, 
Broccoli!


Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2014 at 1:53pm
"Pac-Man is Naked and So Should You" -- Worm Quartet
 

 
(Okay, you hear the sound! The sound is PAC-MAN! Are you ready for PAC-MAN?)
(I am ready for Pac-Man!) (Yes, it is Pac-Man!) (Okay, Pac-Man!) (It is time to go!)

Being round a yellow guy? PAC-MAN!
Do he eating lots of dots? PAC-MAN!
Running up and down your street,
Screaming at your mailbox now,
Hanging from your ceiling fan? PAC-MAN!

(Yay! It is Pac-Man!) (Time for a Pac-Man!)
(We are very liking Pac-Man!) (Hooray now for the Pac-Man!)
(Much happy has this Pac-Man!) (Do I sing again about Pac-Man? Okay!)

Mouth a open and a close? PAC-MAN!
Run your fingers on my arm! PAC-MAN!
Jumping up and down real fast,
Putting butter in your hat,
Shaving all your fish at night? PAC-MAN!

(Ohh….)

It's time to Pac-Man!
The best way to Pac-Man is to use the game!
You moving joystick and you eat the dot,
Eat all the dot, you win another maze,
And mazes are the place where Pac-Man goes!
He eat a key or maybe eat a pear,
Cuz these are food for eating in the maze
But ghosts are making death so run away
Or make a blue ghost turn into a food!

(Oo, food! The Pac-Man likes food!)
(Lettuce is also food.)
(Do not talk about lettuce. It is time for Pac-Man.)
(More Pac-Man?)
(Yes, we will have another Pac-Man!)
(Okay, Pac-Man!)
(Where is Pac-Man?)
(Pac-Man is NOW!)

Eat a dot and eat a fruit? PAC-MAN!
Leaving something on the stove? PAC-MAN!
Spinning on a countertop,
Sniffing all your laundry now,
Blinky and Inky feeling rather sheepish? PAC-MAN!

(ohhhh…)

(Pac-Man!) (Pac-Man?) (Mmm ohh, Pac-Man!)
(There is no more song now!)


"Spatula" -- Worm Quartet
 


Well I was alone sitting in the bathroom
I had just gone and now I didn't know what to do
I was real bored but I didn't wanna leave
'Cause I knew there was a lot of work waiting for me
So I grabbed my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Got some hand lotion and a big wad of Cleanax tissue
Looked at this girl she had the body of a Venus
So I oiled up my hand and started to stroke my
 
SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula
SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula
SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula

Well I was walking down the street
I was looking for some kiwi fruits
Ran into a couple skanky-looking prostitutes
They said, "Hey baby fifty dollars gets you laid"
I said, "No thanks girls I can do without your AIDS"
They got mad they chased me 'round the parking lot
Calling me a worthless rat-infested hunk of rhino snot
One cornered me as I ran around the block
Stabbed me in the leg and almost hurt my

SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula
SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula
SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula

{bridge}
 
I got something I carry but don't let you see
It's handle is long and I always keep it on me
It's always hard and I like to use it much
It helps me get into places that are far too hot to touch
I wash it with soap and with a washcloth I will stroke it
It's made out of plastic not like my old one before I broke it
By now this song is probably getting you sick
So I'll end it by saying you can kindly suck my

SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula
SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula
SPATULA
Spatula
Spatula
Spatula


Back to Top
Yutolia View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Владивосток
Status: Offline
Points: 2586
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Yutolia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2014 at 4:55pm
This is part of the performance I was in a couple of weeks ago (sorry, I know I said I would post video of me singing but I haven't even gotten the video yet, so... anyway).

This group is called Take Note and they are amazing a cappella group. I love what they've done with this song and have been listening to it and singing it all the time, so of course it was first this morning! Big smile


"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers." - Brockway, Cracked.com
Back to Top
Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar
Formerly AngryMcPisseron

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Location: Fresno CA.
Status: Offline
Points: 13345
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angry McPisseron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 May 2014 at 1:53pm
"I Don't Give a Sh!t About Your Website" -- Worm Quartet


 
I got an e-mail from a guy who claims to know me
Claimed he graduated from my high school in the class two years below me
And he sat three seats behind me in my composition class
And he remembers my old Anthrax shirt that showed off the crack of my ass
"Anyway" he says "Just figured I should drop you a line"
"To let you know that my homepage is finally online"
"It took me weeks and weeks but it's finally all done"
"So surf on over cyber-buddy it'll be such fun!"

He closed with the ugliest signature I'd seen in a while
And a clichéd insincere colon-parenthesis smile
The message then repeated with a lot of brackets in it
I stared in utter horror and just sat there for a minute
From the onslaught of stupidity my mind was fuking beat
But from deep in my mind a voice screamed "Dammit, delete!"
And as my pointer flailed in panic trying to send this thing to Hell
I accidentally clicked right on his fuking URL

The screen went yellow but the font was yellow too
So I couldn't see a thing and there was nothing I could do
My P-120 churned and growled like my hard drive was exploding
30 minutes went by and the first banner was still loading
I clicked "Stop" and I clicked "Exit" but my browser just ignored me
And 3 dozen Geocities ads were popping up before me
Every ad had its own window every window spawned another
And the windows spawned more windows 'til the screen was fuking smothered

So I went for a walk, just so some time could be spent,
I came back and it was still sitting at 2 percent
So I made myself some dinner and I played a game of Doom,
I read a couple novels and I wallpapered my room
Three days later it was loaded and my keyboard started to function
There was nothing but a 10-gig JPEG saying "Under Construction"
The only link on the page said "click here to e-mail me"
So I picked a font big enough for astronauts to see (and typed)

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

Then a few days later another blast from the past
I got an e-mail from an ex who had dumped me on my ass
She said "My web site's up, it's something you've gotta see!"
So I figured I should make sure there weren't any pictures of me
I clicked and suddenly I was bathed in cutesy clipart galore
With more flowers birds and bunnies than a fuking Hallmark store!
It said "This is my page, and it's all about me."
"Everything you'll ever need to know updated daily"

There were stories about her sister, and pages about her Prom,
And pictures of the coming out party for her Mom,
There were pictures of her friends, and pictures of her hats,
And a hundred thousand pictures of her scraggly ugly cats
There were links to every fuking page that she even knew
And each one of them was broken, she even misspelled "Yahoo"
When I got through every fuking poem that she had ever wrote
I figured it was time to drop this stupid bitch a note (saying)

I don't give a sh!t about your fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

MORE SYNTH NOW!

There's so much bullsh*t on the web it fills me with rage
Hell, even Bea Arthur has her own fuking page
So don't waste my precious time each day is only so long
I could be using that time to write another stupid song
So the moral of this story, I think it's plain to see
If your website sucks big walrus cock don't send it to me!
And if you do don't be surprised, if I get really pissed
And subscribe you to the Micheal Bolton fan club mailing list!

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

PRANCE!

I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
(fade to black)


Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 89101112 101>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 11.04
Copyright ©2001-2015 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.234 seconds.