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On the way to work NPR was doing a story on the Staples family singers and that Mavis had sang at the Civil Rights Museum this week. They only played a couple of lines so I had to listen to it when I got here:

A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman
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*** NSFW!!!*** 

Synthesised speech that I heard in 1987, originating from a Commodore 64 computer 

 

The speech in this audio is as follows: 

A PHUCKING COCKSUCKER SLASHED THE TIRES ON MY BICYCLE.
HE IS A COCKSUCKER.
THEREFORE, HE'S THE ONE WHO SLASHED THE TIRES ON MY BICYCLE. 
HE DRINKS MASSENGILL BRAND POST-MENSTRUAL DISPOSABLE DOUCHES.
HE THINKS THAT TV IS A DISEASE.
HE THINKS THAT LIGHT BULBS ARE PLANTED IN THE GARDEN EVERY SPRING.
HE PISSES IN THE SHOWER.
HE $#!7S IN THE SHOWER AND STOMPS IT DOWN THE DRAIN.
HE HAS VD.
HE ALSO HAS AIDS.
SNAP OFF HIS SPARK PLUGS, PUT A HOLE IN HIS RADIATOR, AND SLASH HIS TIRES.
ATARI COMPUTERS ARE PIECES OF SH!T.
COMMODORE COMPUTERS ARE #1.
HE HAS CRABS ON HIS BALLS & PENIS.
HE EATS THE CRABS ON HIS BALLS & PENIS.
HE EATS LIGHT BULBS & DRINKING GLASSES & POO-POO.
PUT HIM IN THE 10-3 AND CLOSE THE LID.
HE THROWS CIGARETTES AND LIGHTERS IN THE COLLECTRAMATIC FOR NINE HOURS. 


"The Unforgiven II" -- Metallica 

 

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WinkMama's on her way home...the slow way. She's still a day away, but...she's enjoying the time and the ride...
DeadI...I...I...can't listen to this...much less watch it.
 
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Dolls by Primal Scream

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Music demo from the Synth Werk computer program, "Musique Electronique" from 2011 

 


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First and Last song for today...Wink
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The Clarinet Disco Polka by Myron Floren

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Music demo from the Synth Werk computer program, titled, "Musique Internacionale" from 2012 

 


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"The Beav" had a record??!!

I just heard this on a radio show about collectible records.

From Jerry Mathers Of Leave it to Beaver, kind of a cool "garage rock" song from 1966.  

Happiness is Havin' by Beaver and the Trappers:



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Originally posted by aleen aleen wrote:

The Clarinet Disco Polka by Myron Floren



Disco polka??  LOL
 
I like polka music.  My fave is Who Stole the Keeshka? by Frankie Yankovic.  I wonder if there's a disco version of it.


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Originally posted by aleen aleen wrote:

The Clarinet Disco Polka by Myron Floren



Disco polka??  LOL
 
I like polka music.  My fave is Who Stole the Keeshka? by Frankie Yankovic.  I wonder if there's a disco version of it.



LOLLOLLOL  Nothing bad can come from putting the words "clarinet", "disco" and "polka" together!  Nothing at all!  When I was single, I used to go to an event called "Polkapalooza" and all of the old people would be delighted that a "young person" (aka Me) would be interested in polka!  Mr. Aleen shakes his head at my love of polka, but he's a hater, so I expect nothing different...

My dad loves Who Stole the Keeshka!  When I was a teenager, I joined him at a flea market and he bought this LP from a vendor.  I used to joke that they were in the back saying "Hey Bob!  Some loser just spent $10 buying Who Stole the Keeshka!"  He was playing it loudly in the house one day when he had some unexpected guests and couldn't turn off the stereo in time.  He was embarrassed and I was laughing my head off!  He never played it again...lol

I should check to see if there is a disco version, I bet there is!!!
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^  I've always been militant about some of my "odder" choices in music.  Sometimes I blast polka songs in my car or when I'm working in the yard.


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I don't know if I ever showed you Frank Larosa's Vinyl Museum.  It's a great start for "odd" music choices!

http://www.franklarosa.com/vinyl/default.jsp
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Music demo from the Synth Werk computer program, titled, "Musique Elektronique" from 2011 

 


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Originally posted by aleen aleen wrote:

I don't know if I ever showed you Frank Larosa's Vinyl Museum.  It's a great start for "odd" music choices!

http://www.franklarosa.com/vinyl/default.jsp

Looks cool.  I could probably start my own such museum.  I always liked novelty stuff.  It's not a huge portion of what I like, but I always liked finding obscure stuff.  Youtube is a wealth of such stuff.



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Zax from the computer demo, "Crystal Dream" by the pee-cee computer demo group, "Triton". 


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"Musical Doodle" -- from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Ear Worm" 

 

This song is pretty short, so the next one that I listened to was: 


Zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987. 


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"'C' is for Lettuce" -- Worm Quartet



I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine
But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time!
Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather bleak
Despite you putting them on three fad diets every week
So do you take the blame, and make a change at home?
No dammit, you're American! You're born to bitch and moan!
And just like every problem, your solution is the same:
Your v-chipped cable-ready babysitter is to blame!

Cuz every single character in every single show
Must be shaped and molded perfectly to help your children grow
Cuz if they're not ideal role models and beacons for good health
You might just have to be one -- yourself!

And who has time for that?

So with your pen of judgment, you turn on your TV
Prepared to write down ev-e-ry indecency you see
There's a googly-eyed Muppet with a coat of navy blue
He grabs a plate of something -- hey, that don't look like tofu!
And with a ghastly "Om nom nom" the cookies disappear
And suddenly the reason for your offspring's size is clear
This gluttonous monster’s brainwashed them and driven them to gorge!
Someone must stop this Toll-House-fueled, sloth-inducing scourge!
Because you're far too busy, you can't teach your kids to see
That reality is different from what's broadcast on TV
So you know that they'll just emulate the things the puppets do
And that might reflect badly on you!

Now you're
Screaming for the blood of the Cookie Monster
Evil puppet demon of o-be-si-ty
Time to change the tune of his fearful ballad --
C is For Lettuce, That's Good Enough For Me!

So now you start to think, your kid may be depressed
Even though each day he sees a different therapist
So you go to his classroom, which is looking rather stark
Cuz their funds were voted down last year to build a baseball park
The teacher says he's failing English, history and math
And suddenly it's clear what's led him down this darkening path
You can't call it, "Failing!" That's such a scathing word!
We'll just call it, "Success that's temporarily deferred!"

Cuz language can be powerful, to raise and to depress
That's why we no longer have "Shell Shock" we have "Post-Traumatic Stress"
And the only way to keep our precious darlings out of jail
Is to make them think that they can never fail!

And now you're
Screaming for the blood of the underpaid teacher
After all your taxes pay her yearly 12-G
You can't change the world, so just change what you call it --
F is For Almost, That's Good Enough For Me!

(Bridge!)

No one understands just how brutal you have it
You wake up each morning and have to fight traffic
Then spend all day chained to your laptop and beeper
Kiss some client’s ass and then play some minesweeper
Then hightail it over to your yoga lessons
Then lattes, pilates, and therapy sessions
Where you whine and ramble and dab your eyelids
And complain that you never get time with your kids!

Spoken voice 1: Can you tell me, how to get... how to get to hypocrisy street?
Spoken voice 2: Uh, yeah, that's kinda heavy-handed, there, don't you think?
Spoken voice 1: Uh, yeah, so's this whole song, so, I'll try it -- why not?

You've bitched your yuppie heart out, and meddled with the best
But your brooding fatass offspring keeps deferring his success
So what the hell's the problem? It surely can't be you!
It must be all the violence on his PlayStation 2!
Just look at this atrocity! There's hoodlums, thugs, and skanks
And chronic-tokin' gangstas running hookers down with tanks
There's nudity and blood and guts and chainsaws cutting people
And that's just in the new updated 3-D Tetris sequel!

And sure there's labels on the games that say that they're, "Mature"
But now honestly, just who the hell reads labels anymore?
Tell me, wouldn't it be easier for parents 'cross the land
If games that aren't for kids were all just banned?

Now you're
Screaming for the blood of the game programmer
Gaming should just be a children's industry
Pixellated actors should be role models --
M is For Censored, That's Good Enough For Me!

Screaming for a new place to point your finger
Won't rest 'til the whole world is rated "PG"
Don't stop to think what those letters really stand for
"M" is for "Censored"
"F" is for "Almost"
"C" is for "Lettuce,"
That's Good Enough For Me!


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