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On the way to work NPR was doing a story on the Staples family singers and that Mavis had sang at the Civil Rights Museum this week. They only played a couple of lines so I had to listen to it when I got here:
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A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman
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Zax from the Assembly '94 invitation dentro by Purple Motion of the pee-cee demo group, "Future Crew" from 1994.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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*** NSFW!!!***
Synthesised speech that I heard in 1987, originating from a Commodore 64 computer The speech in this audio is as follows: A PHUCKING COCKSUCKER SLASHED THE TIRES ON MY BICYCLE. HE IS A COCKSUCKER. THEREFORE, HE'S THE ONE WHO SLASHED THE TIRES ON MY BICYCLE. HE DRINKS MASSENGILL BRAND POST-MENSTRUAL DISPOSABLE DOUCHES. HE THINKS THAT TV IS A DISEASE. HE THINKS THAT LIGHT BULBS ARE PLANTED IN THE GARDEN EVERY SPRING. HE PISSES IN THE SHOWER. HE $#!7S IN THE SHOWER AND STOMPS IT DOWN THE DRAIN. HE HAS VD. HE ALSO HAS AIDS. SNAP OFF HIS SPARK PLUGS, PUT A HOLE IN HIS RADIATOR, AND SLASH HIS TIRES. ATARI COMPUTERS ARE PIECES OF SH!T. COMMODORE COMPUTERS ARE #1. HE HAS CRABS ON HIS BALLS & PENIS. HE EATS THE CRABS ON HIS BALLS & PENIS. HE EATS LIGHT BULBS & DRINKING GLASSES & POO-POO. PUT HIM IN THE 10-3 AND CLOSE THE LID. HE THROWS CIGARETTES AND LIGHTERS IN THE COLLECTRAMATIC FOR NINE HOURS. "The Unforgiven II" -- Metallica |
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Mama's on her way home...the slow way. She's still a day away, but...she's enjoying the time and the ride...
I...I...I...can't listen to this...much less watch it.
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Dolls by Primal Scream
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"Did somebody say 'muffins?'" Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial
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"Trans-Europe Express" -- Kraftwerk
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First and Last song for today...
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The Clarinet Disco Polka by Myron Floren
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"Did somebody say 'muffins?'" Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial
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"The Beav" had a record??!! I just heard this on a radio show about collectible records. From Jerry Mathers Of Leave it to Beaver, kind of a cool "garage rock" song from 1966. Happiness is Havin' by Beaver and the Trappers: |
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Disco polka??
I like polka music. My fave is Who Stole the Keeshka? by Frankie Yankovic. I wonder if there's a disco version of it. |
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Paul Simon "Me and Julio down by the school yard"
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Nothing bad can come from putting the words "clarinet", "disco" and "polka" together! Nothing at all! When I was single, I used to go to an event called "Polkapalooza" and all of the old people would be delighted that a "young person" (aka Me) would be interested in polka! Mr. Aleen shakes his head at my love of polka, but he's a hater, so I expect nothing different... My dad loves Who Stole the Keeshka! When I was a teenager, I joined him at a flea market and he bought this LP from a vendor. I used to joke that they were in the back saying "Hey Bob! Some loser just spent $10 buying Who Stole the Keeshka!" He was playing it loudly in the house one day when he had some unexpected guests and couldn't turn off the stereo in time. He was embarrassed and I was laughing my head off! He never played it again...lol I should check to see if there is a disco version, I bet there is!!!
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"Did somebody say 'muffins?'" Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial
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I don't know if I ever showed you Frank Larosa's Vinyl Museum. It's a great start for "odd" music choices! |
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"Did somebody say 'muffins?'" Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial
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Looks cool. I could probably start my own such museum. I always liked novelty stuff. It's not a huge portion of what I like, but I always liked finding obscure stuff. Youtube is a wealth of such stuff. |
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Zax from the computer demo, "Crystal Dream" by the pee-cee computer demo group, "Triton".
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"Musical Doodle" -- from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Ear Worm"
This song is pretty short, so the next one that I listened to was: Zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987. |
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The Kinks "Lola"
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"'C' is for Lettuce" -- Worm Quartet I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time! Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather bleak Despite you putting them on three fad diets every week So do you take the blame, and make a change at home? No dammit, you're American! You're born to bitch and moan! And just like every problem, your solution is the same: Your v-chipped cable-ready babysitter is to blame! Cuz every single character in every single show Must be shaped and molded perfectly to help your children grow Cuz if they're not ideal role models and beacons for good health You might just have to be one -- yourself! And who has time for that? So with your pen of judgment, you turn on your TV Prepared to write down ev-e-ry indecency you see There's a googly-eyed Muppet with a coat of navy blue He grabs a plate of something -- hey, that don't look like tofu! And with a ghastly "Om nom nom" the cookies disappear And suddenly the reason for your offspring's size is clear This gluttonous monster’s brainwashed them and driven them to gorge! Someone must stop this Toll-House-fueled, sloth-inducing scourge! Because you're far too busy, you can't teach your kids to see That reality is different from what's broadcast on TV So you know that they'll just emulate the things the puppets do And that might reflect badly on you! Now you're Screaming for the blood of the Cookie Monster Evil puppet demon of o-be-si-ty Time to change the tune of his fearful ballad -- C is For Lettuce, That's Good Enough For Me! So now you start to think, your kid may be depressed Even though each day he sees a different therapist So you go to his classroom, which is looking rather stark Cuz their funds were voted down last year to build a baseball park The teacher says he's failing English, history and math And suddenly it's clear what's led him down this darkening path You can't call it, "Failing!" That's such a scathing word! We'll just call it, "Success that's temporarily deferred!" Cuz language can be powerful, to raise and to depress That's why we no longer have "Shell Shock" we have "Post-Traumatic Stress" And the only way to keep our precious darlings out of jail Is to make them think that they can never fail! And now you're Screaming for the blood of the underpaid teacher After all your taxes pay her yearly 12-G You can't change the world, so just change what you call it -- F is For Almost, That's Good Enough For Me! (Bridge!) No one understands just how brutal you have it You wake up each morning and have to fight traffic Then spend all day chained to your laptop and beeper Kiss some client’s ass and then play some minesweeper Then hightail it over to your yoga lessons Then lattes, pilates, and therapy sessions Where you whine and ramble and dab your eyelids And complain that you never get time with your kids! Spoken voice 1: Can you tell me, how to get... how to get to hypocrisy street? Spoken voice 2: Uh, yeah, that's kinda heavy-handed, there, don't you think? Spoken voice 1: Uh, yeah, so's this whole song, so, I'll try it -- why not? You've bitched your yuppie heart out, and meddled with the best But your brooding fatass offspring keeps deferring his success So what the hell's the problem? It surely can't be you! It must be all the violence on his PlayStation 2! Just look at this atrocity! There's hoodlums, thugs, and skanks And chronic-tokin' gangstas running hookers down with tanks There's nudity and blood and guts and chainsaws cutting people And that's just in the new updated 3-D Tetris sequel! And sure there's labels on the games that say that they're, "Mature" But now honestly, just who the hell reads labels anymore? Tell me, wouldn't it be easier for parents 'cross the land If games that aren't for kids were all just banned? Now you're Screaming for the blood of the game programmer Gaming should just be a children's industry Pixellated actors should be role models -- M is For Censored, That's Good Enough For Me! Screaming for a new place to point your finger Won't rest 'til the whole world is rated "PG" Don't stop to think what those letters really stand for "M" is for "Censored" "F" is for "Almost" "C" is for "Lettuce," That's Good Enough For Me! |
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