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Yutolia
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Posted: 28 Apr 2014 at 5:25pm |
I was going to guess 'stupidity'. So maybe that in addition to candida?
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BrianO
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Straight out of the 'commercials' in Johnny Carson's "Art Fern Tea Time Movie" sketches!
Ads like that, with all their blather, remind me of the stereotypical 'conspiracy theory' nutjobs, with that whine of hysteria: They don't WANT you to know, maaaan!
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Thor
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Basically it's another ad for all natural snake oil that "Big Pharma" doesn't want you to know about. The "infection" is actually candida, a naturally occuring variety of yeasts that live in and on our bodies. It's really nothing serious although high stress can cause you to get a yeast infection. The woomeisters in the alternative medicine community are claiming a new disease called candida hypersensitivity is causing everything such as obesity, allergies, trench foot, swamp ass, weight gain, weight loss, cancer, chicken pox, roastbeef pox, pink eye, red eye, The Eye of The Tiger, the color purple, Deep Purple, squirrels in your chimney, flouride in the water, Smoke on The water, the blue balls crabs, the 7 year itch, the 48 year creeping Jesus, the moss covered three handled family gradunza, Black Number One, the number of the beast, lycanthropy, and entropy. It will also curve your spine, infect your mind, and lose the war for the Allies.
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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PaWolf
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Can't get it to paste - but it is for this website....it is certainly one AngMcP would jump all over - I've saved the pic off, will load it out and post later
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infected with a white x in a black box in a white box in a black box?
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