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Ad nauseous
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Posted: 04 Sep 2013 at 11:41pm |
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I'm not making this up!
Some woman remarks " he never smiles" and the reason is revealed to a girl who kisses him, his teeth are Skittles! Also the announcer says "French the rainbow" Is nothing sacred anymore? I hate these commercials, that are pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable! Pretty soon they have somebody sh*tting Skittles and they'll be saying "wipe the rainbow" ugh! |
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Darthhillbilly
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PAHAHAHA! Then Cottonelle could get some product-merging action in and.. Nevermind.
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CelticPrincess
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Hahahahha Hilarious!!!!! |
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ChrisInMI
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Don't give 'em any ideas!!!!!!!!!!
At least this one isn't totally gross like that "Skittle-Pox" commercial. Stupid, asinine, but not gross. |
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Horrifying, like most Skittles ads. I honestly don't get it! All these "wacky" and "bizarre" Skittles ads have made me associate a bag of Skittles with unpleasant things. Skittles gross me out now because of these ads, way to go adtards. So some boy has Skittles teeth and she kisses him and eats some of them LEAVING EMPTY SPACES IN HIS MOUTH? I'm sorry that's nightmarish.
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It's ok, I'm in marketing!
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Ad nauseous
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More so if he has Skittles for teeth, and if all of them have been eaten. How does he chew his food?
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Darthhillbilly
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You have to employ candy physics, not traditional ones. Much like in cartoons.
"Shh.. I can't believe our luck.. it's the elusive Skittletooth Mallwalker in its natural habitat! Look at that rainbow.. I've never seen a more colorful grill. Wait.. *slinks back behind garbage can* it's a female.. and she's noticed his brilliant enamelage as well. Wh-what's she doing? She's eating his teeth! *runs out flailing arms and scares the female away, only to watch as new skittleteeth quickly grow in place of the missing ones, the Skittletooth Mallwalker looking upset at the scaring away of his mate.. Documentary becomes a Messin with Sasquatch commercial as the man with the col-col-colorful bite rampages Darthy*
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^^ Very well played, Thor I commend you!
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Yutolia
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This actually sounds worse than the Skittlepox one.
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Ad nauseous
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I'm sorry, I don't see any gold teeth!
So sick of Travon Martin, I'm tired of him. Can we move on now please? |
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Ad nauseous
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It is, it really freaked me out when I first saw it! Had to cover the screen with my hand! Watch and scream! |
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Darthhillbilly
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Up next.. Skittle condoms!
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Whitedog127
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Ugh, I am officially disturbed now...
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Braaaandy Aaaaalexaaaaaander!
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I do love how the friend gives a "What the f-ck?" expression when the girl kisses Louis. Realistic reaction....
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As someone who regularly has dreams about my teeth falling out, this commercial creeped me the hell out.
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Triple J
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Yeesh... whoever writes these turds... I mean ads... for Skittles needs to lay off the crack.
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Moochamoocha
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Disgusting!
But have you guys seen this one? |
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Whitedog127
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Dear God....someone pass the brain bleach, please--I need to scrub this from my mind.
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Angry McPisseron
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...and lest we not forget...
...SWEAT THE RAINBOW I find this one truly disgusting...the nasty looking dude on the treadmill has these f**king yellow wet patches under his arms and candy is pouring out of them! |
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Synesthesia
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Awful. She ate his TEETH. UGH. HATE.
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Miseryguts
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Save some for me. Jeez, that was awful. |
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Ad nauseous
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I don't know how, but I ended up buying Skittles while getting gas at the local Cumberland Farms!
I don't think it's the commercials. I've despised those for the longest time! |
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