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Refridgerator delivery....Wacko
 
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Woman said Jesus would pay her bar tab

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/10/21/woman-said-jesus-would-pay-her-bar-tab
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Depending on the size of the tab, I almost would've let her slide just based on the originality of her story/excuse.



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...but WAIT! It's ANOTHER 2-2-2-for-1 Wednesday!!!

Man files lawsuit after waking from colonoscopy wearing pink panties
http://video.tampabay.com/Man-files-lawsuit-after-waking-from-colonoscopy-wearing-pink-panties-27853240?vcid=27853240&freewheel=90964&sitesection=tbtimes#.VFEjWGd0xjo

Woman seeks nookie, finds jail cell instead in Fort Pierce
http://offthebeat.blogs.tcpalm.com/2014/08/26/753/
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The best part of the story isn't even the headline.  Read on:




Robbery suspect arrested after returning to gas station, deputies say


Johnny Big Sims accused of snatching $25 from customer's hand


FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla.  A robbery suspect was arrested Sunday after he returned to the same gas station and was identified by the customer he robbed, according to a Broward Sheriff's Office report.  Johnny Big Sims, 31, faces a charge of robbery by sudden snatching.

According to the arrest report, a man was purchasing items inside a gas station on Northwest 27th Avenue and was preparing to pay the clerk when Sims walked up behind the man and snatched $25 in cash from his hand.

The next day, Sims returned to the gas station and was identified by the customer, who also happened to be there, the report said. That customer called deputies, who arrived and detained Sims.

While Sims was being handcuffed, the man told deputies, "That's him. That's the one who took my money."

According to the report, Sims repeatedly masturbated while in the interview room despite numerous warnings from deputies to stop. Sims eventually had to be placed in handcuffs to get him to stop.

http://www.local10.com/news/robbery-suspect-arrested-after-returning-to-gas-station-deputies-say/29233506



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Oct 2014 at 7:11pm
LOL

I'm willing to bet he pleaded with the cops not to cuff his hands behind his back.


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Has ol'Mule posted anything today, or is now playing 'Jailhouse Bingo'?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Oct 2014 at 7:43pm
He found some free food or is just resting from the excercise.
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I think Thor added that last paragraph...he HAD to.
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Australian man ‘surfs’ dead whale surrounded by sharks



“Out on the boat with the boys and one of my mates thought it’d be pretty funny if I surfed the whale, so I just did it,” said Williams.

Williams says he saw the sharks, including a huge great white. But not even that was enough to put him off jumping in. He said he wasn’t worried about the sharks because they were too busy eating to notice him.


http://khon2.com/2014/11/02/australian-man-surfs-dead-whale-surrounded-by-sharks/


If the saying's true that "You can't fix stupid" then I'm sure Natural Selection will get another chance with this jackass.


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^LOL
Looks like they have beach bum stoners down under, his hair looks like mop,  Dude!!!
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This impact would've likely caused permanent brain damage if the guy actually had one to begin with:





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That'll leave a mark. Youch!
 
On the other forum, you see a totaled car, the popular comment is, that will buff right out.
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^^ One of the video's comments says "Thank God he was able to break that fall with his face." LOL
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Jose ('Josey', in my books) Canseco is back in the news...this story is simply too good:
Jose Canseco claims 'my finger fell off' during poker tournament
http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/15/us/jose-canseco-finger/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
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^LOL
I just saw this.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote regulus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Nov 2014 at 7:08pm
Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

This impact would've likely caused permanent brain damage if the guy actually had one to begin with:







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Tip of the day: If you're gonna be a carjacking douchebag, you may wanna know how to drive a stick beforehand, you know, just in case:

http://www.click2houston.com/news/police-stick-shift-foils-carjacking/30009170

"The suspects were unfamiliar with the operation of a standard transmission and they tried to get the victim to show them how to drive the standard while he was being held at gunpoint," Inspector Stefan Happ said.

Police say the victim tried to explain how to operate his car while a gun was pointed to his head, and eventually the suspects told him to get out of the car a few blocks away.

The victim called police who responded quickly.

"A vehicle pursuit was initiated," Happ said. "The officers were chasing the vehicle and apparently they had issues operating the vehicle. They then jumped out of the vehicle and ran on foot."

Both of the suspects were arrested a short time later and the car was returned to the victim.


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Woman throws alarm clock into bathtub with boyfriend, I like a woman with some spirit but this is diabolical.
 
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Confused...has ol'Mule posted anything today, or is he still waiting for someone to post his bail?

Man arrested after allegedly putting cow tongues down his pants

"...but PaW, is there a video???!" 

 
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Exclusive Interview with Man Charged in McChicken Assault of Pregnant Wife

http://whotv.com/2014/12/03/exclusive-interview-with-man-charged-in-mcchicken-assault-of-pregnant-wife/

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Confused...oh NO! What would Darwin say? What does this mean in Ferguson?
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