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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Apr 2013 at 3:35am
Okay, I know this is cruel, wrong, and so much else....

But am I the only one wondering how someone so skinny can still have a muffin top?
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If you are half listening when she says "You can do it!", it almost sounds like she's saying "You can do me!"
What is the ad trying to sell again...?  LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Apr 2013 at 2:03pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If you are half listening when she says "You can do it!", it almost sounds like she's saying "You can do me!"
 
 
Sorry, it doesn't.  Perhaps your mind just decided it wanted to hear that.  Wink
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ADamant Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Apr 2013 at 3:06pm
Same thoughts here, Thor. Sorry for the Broken Heart, MrTim. Embarrassed
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Okay, I know this is cruel, wrong, and so much else....

But am I the only one wondering how someone so skinny can still have a muffin top?

Maybe it's because she has 3 or 4 kids?
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Okay, I know this is cruel, wrong, and so much else....

But am I the only one wondering how someone so skinny can still have a muffin top?


Because she's a freak of nature.  She's got a dick growing out of her stomach for pete's sake.


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You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. 


Yes, we think you're a moron with the memory of a goldfish, who needs to have our empty catchphrase repeated for you endlessly, because we know you've forgotten it in the two seconds that have elapsed since it was last said.

You can do it. 

Yes, I can brush my teeth using a toothpaste that isn't advertised in a way that insults my intelligence.

And Kelly Ripa is an obnoxious freak, with a face that's too wide, and a head that accounts for 70% of her body weight.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Apr 2013 at 6:56pm
Originally posted by ALE515 ALE515 wrote:


Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Okay, I know this is cruel, wrong, and so much else....

But am I the only one wondering how someone so skinny can still have a muffin top?

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Maybe it's because she has 3 or 4 kids?
Actually, if you want to get technical, her age has far more to do with it. Pregnancy won't weaken skin's connection to muscle, but age will.

Hence you get this bizarre combination of anorexia, and a tummy flap.
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I think she has a jake leg!
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