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Papa Lazarou
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Okay, I know this is cruel, wrong, and so much else....
But am I the only one wondering how someone so skinny can still have a muffin top? |
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Banana!
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MrTim
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If you are half listening when she says "You can do it!", it almost sounds like she's saying "You can do me!"
What is the ad trying to sell again...?
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Thor
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Sorry, it doesn't. Perhaps your mind just decided it wanted to hear that.
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ADamant
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Same thoughts here, Thor. Sorry for the , MrTim.
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ALE515
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Maybe it's because she has 3 or 4 kids?
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insanity213
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Because she's a freak of nature. She's got a dick growing out of her stomach for pete's sake. |
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strifeknot
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You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
Yes, we think you're a moron with the memory of a goldfish, who needs to have our empty catchphrase repeated for you endlessly, because we know you've forgotten it in the two seconds that have elapsed since it was last said. You can do it. Yes, I can brush my teeth using a toothpaste that isn't advertised in a way that insults my intelligence. And Kelly Ripa is an obnoxious freak, with a face that's too wide, and a head that accounts for 70% of her body weight.
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Papa Lazarou
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Hence you get this bizarre combination of anorexia, and a tummy flap. |
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Theoted
Junior Executive Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Location: Byesville, OH Status: Offline Points: 189 |
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I think she has a jake leg!
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