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Oldiesmann
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Posted: 25 Aug 2012 at 5:26pm |
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I've seen this ad several times over the past couple of hours and it's getting old real fast.
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Michael "Oldiesmann" Eshom
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Jimbo
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So from this ad I'm supposed to come away with the idea that.....
Only losers with crappy dead end jobs eat Velveeta Shells & Cheese. Gotcha. |
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Jimbo
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The best store bought macaroni & cheese is Stouffer's.
Good stuff. |
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Thor
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Make your own. Use real cheese. It's easy enough and just as quick as this Velveeta stuff.
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Jimbo
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I sometimes make pretty good, quick mac & cheese just by tossing a couple of sandwich slices of cheese & a little milk into a pot of still hot, drained pasta.
Cover, let the cheese slices melt, stir, add some grated cheese on top & enjoy. Works good with flat egg noodles, spaghetti or linguini too. Even ramens. |
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sgtrock21
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As usual. Before I could type the first letter this pos commercial came on! I have not tasted velveeta for decades. At least that I know of. I remember the "flavor" as being similar if not exactly like the nasty "cheese like substance" Mcdonalds uses. In the 70s for some reason a popular color was called Harvest Gold for appliances/something? Gold for vehicles. My friends and I refered to this color as "Baby S**t". Velveeta! Eat Liquid Baby S**t Gold!
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Yutolia
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Either that, or any time you see this commercial, you are reminded of the not-quite-glorious death of Marcus Licinius Crassus:
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Pervis
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I just saw it for the first time. First off, those little helicopters are really cheaply made and trying to control them really sucks. Secondly, he works at the mall in a kiosk...yeah, I'm real jealous of him.
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Big Momma
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I've always thought it smelled like vomit!
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Ad nauseous
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A guy who sells helicopters TOY ones yep that'll be great on a resume...NOT!
What does flying TOY helicopters have to do with (I assume) stinky cheese. Why the would I want Velveeta cheese from a guy who flies toy helicopters??? This commercial is stupid. |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Moochamoocha
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Liquid gold? Looks more like liquid sh*t to me.
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eribean
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This stuff is why half the girls I know gained 20 pounds freshman year. It's like 600 calories, ay.
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"Oh, and just because I like humans, it doesn't mean that I like you personally. That's important to note."
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Jimbo
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And that's without the crumbled bacon, sausage or hamgurger added in!!!!
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Thor
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While their boyfriends ate the Vulveeta.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Jimbo
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But only until the girls got too fat. Then they droppd them for the slender girls who ddn't eat the VELveeta & started eating their Vulveeta. |
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Thor
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Thanks for the "", Sarge. I'd been wanting to get the word "Vulveeta" in here since the thread started, and I just got tired of waiting.
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Jimbo
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I always called it "Smell-Feet-a".
Got any clever segues for that? |
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Thor
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Your feet might smell like Velveeta. But mine smell like a fine Brie.
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Jimbo
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Limberger is prolly more like it. |
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eribean
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Well played, my friend. |
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Oldiesmann
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Now the hardworking businessman who sells tropical fish and aquariums is eating Velveeta as well:
Surely anyone with the knowledge, patience, etc. to raise tropical fish has more sense than this. I also hope this doesn't convince people that they can just go out and buy a tropical fish without any research or knowledge on how to raise them. |
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Michael "Oldiesmann" Eshom
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jerkylips
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what's funny about this commercial is that up here in the land of dairy farms, most of the large operations have these huge blue tanks that look like short fat silos - that hold liquid manure used for fertilizer. The name on the side (assuming it's the brand name for the tanks) is "Liquid Gold". I tried to find a picture online but didnt' see one.
Also, definitely funny to model yourself after a loser who works at the mall. "After you get done flying your helicopter & eating velveeta, you can go smoke pot with your friends then back home to your mom's basement"
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Ad nauseous
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WOW just wow |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Dirtdog
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The first few things I notice about this dumbass commercial is how unrealistic it is.
First-who eats crappy macaroni and cheese in a bowl walking around at a mall? Second-This annoying douchebag loser making $6.25 an hour selling RC Helicopters at the mall isn't dating a hottie like "Kayla the lotion girl" No f**king way...sorry dude ain't happening. Third-Where and why is his buddy "Marco" boiling hot water on a stove at the mall for this douche's mac and cheese? I hate this f**king commercial, and velveeta is processed liguid sh*t! |
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