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PaWolf
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'Glow in the Dark DEPENDS' can't be too far around the corner.
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Christine
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Kids are running around the house in their diapers anyway, so it's cheap entertainment: Just turn off the lights and let them enjoy it. But what a recipe for disaster: That diaper's coming off ASAP so the kid can whirl it around overhead, throw it at people, etc.
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S100Headache
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Yawn. Wake me up when they sell food that makes kids' poop glow in the dark.
My first thought was "Shouldn't the little kids be wearing pants over those?" making the glow Pull-Ups completely superfluous.
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eribean
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First time I saw it I was just confused why the dad was illuminating the kids' bottoms with his flashlight. Point of the commercial could have been a bit more forthright.
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Ad nauseous
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Pure stupidity
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Moochamoocha
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WTF did I just see? |
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PaWolf
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I'll tell you what - we were out shopping a good distance from home the other evening - we went down one street where there seemed to be a lot of diaper brats on the loose. I lost count after six (6).
Looked like a 'Day Care Center/Jail-Break' at 4 PM - actual diapered, shoeless spermmistakes IN THE STREET (yes we did call the 'local finest').
It was still daylight, so I couldn't tell if they were wearing 'Glow-In-The-Dark' bodybags, or not. Probably should be, if they're going to continue to try out for the privilage of becoming the next 'Pappa John's Pizza'.
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insanity213
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Finally (or should I say, unfortunately) I saw a commercial for these, and also was able to find it on youtube.
Dad looks like he ought to be committed. |
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I'd like to bring some lightning bugs into California. Kids here don't even believe me when I tell them about "bugs that light up in the dark".
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DirtyD79
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Seriously it's a diaper, it's gonna get sh*tted up anyway whether it glows or not. And why do we even need them to glow? Are there a bunch of moms and dads changing diapers in a power outage?
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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PrincessOfTheAncient
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Fair enough, but I think the smell's the worse problem! Though I guess that other things in the landfill probably smell 1000x worse.
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Thor
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I have a Blessed Virgin statue that glows as it did 10 or 15 years ago. Jesus made that happen.
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Papa Lazarou
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some of the LEGO pieces I have with Glow-in-the-Dark are still just as bright as they once were. If I stake several Kanoka disks on top of each other, it's practically a nightlight.
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If it is the tapes or velcro that glows in the dark, it helps the midnight changer do diaper dooty without having to get exposed to bright lights. It can also help the baby stay mostly asleep so the baby will go back to sleep.
Plus, there are plenty of consumers who will buy it for their own lame reasons. How else do you get consumers to change diaper brands? |
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Thor
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To make our landfills look sparkly and pretty at night, perhaps.
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PrincessOfTheAncient
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Why would they even need glow in the dark diapers? When I was seven or eight years old, I liked all things glow in the dark but I can't imagine any infant or toddler actually caring whether his or her diapers glowed in the dark.
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Ad nauseous
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Thor
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Just get glow-in-the-dark paint and a pile of kiddy crap, mix it up in a blender, and let the kid put it through the Play-Doh Fun Factory.
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Tiz
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All these responses about glow in the dark diapers.
Click on the kid's picture in the link. The future hipster with the doo rag & tie die diapers with a lump in them. That plastic clip is what glows...... I guess.
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insanity213
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If parents want their kids to have glow in the dark diapers all they have to do is mix their baby formula with the liquid from those glow sticks and wait a couple hours.
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PaWolf
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...now that ya mention it, *I* wanna see 'glow-in-the-dark' poop, but I don't wanna smell it.
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Thor
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Glow-in-the-dark (like 3-D) used to be something that was rarely seen and thus, when you did see it, it was "pretty cool". Now, it (like 3-D) is so ubiquitous, I can't imagine a kid being at all impressed or fascinated by it. 'Specially when it's smeared with sh*t.
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PaWolf
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...as a Father who has served - has done his 'Dooty', 'Glow-In-The-Dark' diapers just are NOT necessary.
Smellivision works, maybe better than it ever should have.
I KNOW a 'baby's smile' is a little more than a 'warning from below'; I've a weak stomach and have puked more than once when one o'our spermmistakes grinned at me like a Cheshire Cat while in my arms - it always meant the same thing (and I thought they *loved* me!).
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Again, when the last pup moved out, we moved 3000 miles away from all of them (for everyone's sake).
Now MissyDWolf wants to play GammyWolf more than ever an' bring our only lil'sh*tter up to *LIVE* with us.
"YOU can be GrumpyWolf an'babysit the Raisin! You're at home most of the time - think how WONDERFUL that will be!"
She has clearly lost her mind.
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Ha .. googling "glow in the dark diaper" shows NUMEROUS brands. Wow.
As a father of a diapered baby I can not see why these are useful. I don't change him in the dark. I know where his diapers are. And I hope he is where I put him in the dark (crib) Plus if free glo in the dark toys in Capn Crunch taught me anything, they eventually lose their glowy power. Seems pretty silly |
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