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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 01 Aug 2012 at 8:01pm |
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Found this in my Hotmail inbox just a matter of minutes ago:
So, anybody up for a combination sink/toilet that's also suicide-resistant?
Then bid on the fukker!!!
This is a suicide-resistant prison comby.
Lavatory is on the top; shiitbowl is lower -- note that there is no toilet seat and nowhere to mount one.
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Tom Sewer
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That's hawt.
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"Today's Tom Sewer, you get by on him." - Tom Sawyer by Rush... sort of.
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Papa Lazarou
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Is it sad that the first thing that came to mine is converting one of the rooms in the trailer home on our property into a prison replica so I and a special someone could re-inact some dirty filthy fantasies? The sink could dispense lube....
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Big Momma
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OOOOOOOOOH SHINY!!!!
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Hootman
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You could lean back and wash your hair and poop at the same time!
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Big Momma
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Wow! that would be great for a teenager getting ready for school!!
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PaWolf
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Thor
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It'd be good for when you're sick and stuff is coming outta both ends.
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Papa Lazarou
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PaWolf
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<<<---"You're workin' 'da WRONG 'crank'! Pleeeeauuuz STOP NOW or I'm gonna die!"
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Thor
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That might depend on what you ate and if you chew your food 32 times. Puree is much easier for a sink to "digest" than is a casserole.
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Hootman
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I like to multi-task. I usually pee and brush my teeth at the same time. Mrs Hoot doesn't appreciate that my aim suffers. But then again, I could be taking a shower and peeing too. I know she doesn't like that.
Remember our old thread about that practice? |
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Big Momma
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Ugh!! yes!!
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PaWolf
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BE CAREFUL, HOOTY!
At your advanced age, we all know how one may get confused as to what's in what hand...watch where you rinse the toothbrush and remember - you DO NOT need to bend over to brush your teeth when you are peeing.
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Hootman
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I must be doing something right. I went to the dentist today and he said I have the teeth of a 30 year-old.
I also went to the urologist the other day and he just shook his head.... I'll take one out of two any day. |
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Papa Lazarou
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