LASIK-Penus-Institute :-O |
Post Reply |
Author | |||
Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
Post Options
Thanks(1)
Posted: 28 Dec 2011 at 9:58pm |
||
Found this little gem in my Hotmail inbox a short time ago.
Why do they call it "LASIK-PENUS-Institute" when the subject line clearly indicates that the surgery is for your nads?!?
And please note the misspelling of the word "Penis".
|
|||
Sponsored Links | |||
EMCEE
Junior Executive Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Location: IL Status: Offline Points: 2731 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Only $299 per nut? What a deal! I can forgive the misspelling of "penis" for that price! Woohoo!
I can't stop laughing, thinking about some weird dude in his mom's basement doling out "penus" and "nut" surgery to some hapless chappies. And the complimentary evaluation must go something like, "Nice penus and nuts, dude, but it looks like they needs some laserin'!"
|
|||
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
|||
aka ron
Honor Roll Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33539 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
WTF? Is this for real? I get SO pissed when I get random bullsh*t like that. I can't get to the spam bar fast enough.
|
|||
insanity213
Ad Exec Joined: 16 Mar 2011 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 7806 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Shouldn't it be a discount for both though? Like $299 for one or $499 for the pair. Also, what if you have 3 nuts? Would the 3rd be back to the $299 price? |
|||
EMCEE
Junior Executive Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Location: IL Status: Offline Points: 2731 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
"Nuts of Three? The last one's free!"
|
|||
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
|||
insanity213
Ad Exec Joined: 16 Mar 2011 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 7806 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
|
|||
Ad nauseous
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 23601 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
I picture a blue beam of light as the laser. |
|||
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
|
|||
MrTim
Ad Exec Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10421 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Isn't Lasik an eye surgery thing? If someone has a penis stuck in their eye, I'd imagine that would be something the ER would/could/should handle...?
|
|||
Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
^^^ Spam has been removed, thank you!!! ^^^
|
|||
EMCEE
Junior Executive Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Location: IL Status: Offline Points: 2731 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
What a spammin' idiot. Picked THE ABSOLUTE STUPIDEST THREAD to spam in. "Hey everybody, let's jump on the LASIK Penus Institute thread!!!!! That'll gain us some customers!"
|
|||
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
|||
MrTim
Ad Exec Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10421 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Betcha "Warren" isn't even his real name. Probably Pushkar Ngottahernia....
|
|||
PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
....try a 'Google' search on the topic - it only get stranger as you page through search results...
Here's one 'result' (click at your own risk - *I* WOULD NOT)
Thanks to GOOGLE, I now know more about something I wanted to know less about...
* rbytes.net /.../pennis-enlargement-surgery-bigger-penus- download/ * - Cached ... penus reviews and free downloads: LASIK Info Program 1.1 ... |
|||
X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
|||
EMCEE
Junior Executive Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Location: IL Status: Offline Points: 2731 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
^^^Never thought of 'googling' it. Wow, that's just freaking weird.
There must be people who actually click on those links! That's just plain scary. |
|||
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
|||
Angry McPisseron
Honor Roll Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 13345 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Found this by "Googling" for a dick that needs to be larger:
(yes, it makes me want to simultaneously laugh & cry)
|
|||
EMCEE
Junior Executive Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Location: IL Status: Offline Points: 2731 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Herbs to fix a broken penis (from improper pump use)? Those must be some magic herbs.
|
|||
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
|||
PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
||
Jack and the Beanstalk's business was going bust, thus, inject a new idea and re-think a use for those 'magic beans',maybe?
|
|||
X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
|||
Post Reply | |
Tweet
|
Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum |