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Ad nauseous
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Posted: 06 Dec 2013 at 9:57pm |
Good, grief this commercial makes my blood boil. This little brat tells Santa she wants a Ford Fusion, since when did a kid want a full size car? Just wait, it gets worse. She says she's "in fashion" and she wants a car that's fashionable and stylish. At this point Santa should of kicked her out for being a brat. How is this commercial funny or cute!
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Angry McPisseron
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I think that little miss poopypants needs a big-ass lump of coal in her stocking this year!!!
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Kris L. Walker
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I must admit, I hate this commercial and its siblings with a fiery passion. What kind on Earth wants a freaking full sized automobile!?! None, that's who! And those that do are nothing more than spoiled bugs. This little brat needs a big dump truck load of coal and she needs to be sent to a planet where she'll be dinner for aliens. Her and her band of misfit car wanting children. Well, thank you Ford, you just got on my real bad side and now I want you to feel like s**t for such a horrendous advertising campaign.
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Back from an unexpected hiatus. Time to rip ads a new one all over again.
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Darthhillbilly
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"Have my people send you swatches"?
Hey Santa, how bout you have your people send her coal... lit... in the stockings she's wearing. There's a hot new fashion for ya, ya smug little bitch.
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Thor
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She should get a Fusion...of her upper lip to her lower lip.
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MrTim
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Santa's style would be more in the line of leaving her a flaming Christmas stocking full of reindeer poop that she'd stomp out....
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Cross Traffic
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Why do car companies torture us this time of year?!?! She should get the "A Christmas Story" treatment, Santa's boot pushing her down the slide.
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aka ron
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Tiz
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Oh look, they have more.
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zgrillo2004
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I seriously want to slap that spoiled bitch in the face. she is a disgrace to the middle class
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DirtyD79
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Seriously this obnoxious crotchfruit is what 9 maybe 12 at the most? No kid that age wants a car. And attention adholes, nobody thinks the gradeschool CEO routine is cute anymore. We told Hollywood to knock that sh*t off back in the 90s when the Richie Rich movie flopped and Macaulay Culkin was banished to the land of wind and ghosts.
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Ad nauseous
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Nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo! I just saw another one, this time with spoiled brat boy asking for a Ford Focus! When will it ever end? |
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maskddingo
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I get it.
Fords should be considered toy cars. All this commercial highlights for me is that no sensible adult would actually ASK for a Ford if they had a choice. |
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mrjim
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That first fashion brat (who wants the Ford Fusion) needs to get no presents and spend Christmas working in a soup kitchen. And we all know what FORD stands for (Found On the Road Dead).
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Tiz
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So all these kids get to sit on Santa's lap, yet wish for a Ford. H*ll, wish for something good. They're gonna be disappointed anyway come Christmas morning.
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Maybe I'm reading their intent wrong in this advert but I think the children are supposed to be adults channeling themselves as children to get their wish ideas to Santa.
Pretty lame concept, and it's so sad that Ford would resort to something so stupid. I like Ford, and I wish them a lot of luck! |
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Maybe she'd like to look at some swatches to pick out the color of her azz after she gets soundly whooped for being annoying as hell.
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I thought it was Fix Or Repair Daily.
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aka ron
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Fked On Race Day
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Oh, god I'm cracking up: FORD > Fix Or Repair Daily > Fked On Race Day
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There's another Ford Dream Big ad with a boy (probably around 10 yrs old) wanting "torque" - that is a Ford Super Duty. As far as I know, the closest thing they are getting this year is a diecast of a Ford Super Duty...they are NOT 18 years old yet!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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MrTim
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If she wants the car, then she'd better take lessons from the schmuck in the Infiniti ad who kissed ass and did other things for his "Santa Sugar Daddy" to get his. You certainly won't get one based on your attitude, honey....
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