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    Posted: 20 Jan 2013 at 4:14am
What have I done to displease thee, O Jehovah?  Seriously.  This "woman" is waiting under my bed with bated breath, gnashing her teeth and waiting for me to fall asleep.  Freaky.


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Coincidentally, I just got some spam email from them today.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Coincidentally, I just got some spam email from them today.
 
You probably picked up a cookie from one of those freaky conservative porn sites you surf... LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

What have I done to displease thee, O Jehovah?  Seriously.  This "woman" is waiting under my bed with bated breath, gnashing her teeth and waiting for me to fall asleep.  Freaky.


 
Day-um.
 
She looks like she needs an excorcism!!! ShockedShocked
 
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^^^ Right?  Find Satan's match for you at SatanistMingle.com.
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Looking at her, makes me think maybe the lead singer for Die Antwoord found religion & wants to settle down with a nice young Bible thumper...
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jan 2013 at 10:40pm
Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

What have I done to displease thee, O Jehovah?  Seriously.  This "woman" is waiting under my bed with bated breath, gnashing her teeth and waiting for me to fall asleep.  Freaky.



The only place you'll find this chick on a Sunday morning is "in" an offering plate.
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She looks sort of like an alien to me, big head, little body.  This ad is always on my facebook page, but it's a picture of a bald goon in a sports sweatshirt.
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But that woman is someone's "beautiful wife,"you know the exact same phrase a guy says in every one of their
sexist commericials.
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My question is, if she's such a Christian, why is she showing off her boobs with the low cut dress & the push up bra?

Is that how the pious gal dresses these days?





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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

^^^ Right?  Find Satan's match for you at SatanistMingle.com.
 
Funny...if you actually go to www.satanistmingle.com you'll end up at http://blasphemourrecords.com/ LOL

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Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:

Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

^^^ Right?  Find Satan's match for you at SatanistMingle.com.
 
Funny...if you actually go to www.satanistmingle.com you'll end up at http://blasphemourrecords.com/ LOL
That's freaking hilarious.  Sometimes I want to check out the websites that randomly pop into my head, but I think I will resist checking that one out Big smile
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