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 Topic: Fiat - Jennifer Lopez (video)Posted: 18 Sep 2011 at 6:26pm |
 WooHoo!!! There's a party in the barrio, today - JLo brought in something brand spanking OLD from Italy - one that isn't broken down in a field, or some Italian cantiere di demolizione (scrap yard)...the Fiat 500; a car that has barely changed over the last 50 years (except for price).
And you've been wondering just how to fill that blank spot where your old Yugo rotted...
That is the depth of 'education' I received about that product from this silly commercial.
Yea - that's it! It still fits one girl that can readily yanked out from the sunroof and thrown out onto the street; if only it had a little more power, it could be a carjacker's dream - a true 'rob-'n-run'.
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Posted: 18 Sep 2011 at 8:00pm |
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I can't understand why JLo? She's Puerto Rican. What's that got to do with Fiat?
Fiats are actually not all that bad. My dad had one and it was better than some of the other cars he had. The Dodge Omni was probably the worst. lol I'm sure the "cimiteri delle macchine" are full of those. If we had to pay European prices for gasoline, Fiats might seem a whole lot better...and I DO know the old "fix it again, Tony" jokes and all that. |
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Posted: 18 Sep 2011 at 8:39pm |
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Very little effort showing the actual product.
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Posted: 19 Sep 2011 at 12:43am |
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It looks like she's driving a giant egg. Did Mork from Ork let her borrow his car?
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Posted: 19 Sep 2011 at 12:46am |
 I'm pretty sure this would be considered 'Pre-Mork'....(1958 Fiat 500)
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Posted: 19 Sep 2011 at 12:55am |
...and, oh...let's hope ol'JLo doesn't wanna go all 'preggo' with her ads and ressurect thison us....
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Posted: 19 Sep 2011 at 5:52am |
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They picked J-Lo because she has a FiAT a$$
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Posted: 19 Sep 2011 at 10:11am |
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Every time I see "Fiat", I think "Yugo", and I say "NO".
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Posted: 19 Sep 2011 at 10:45pm |
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ARRRGGGGHHH THE SINGING STOP THE SINGING!!!! THAT AUTOTUNED P.O.S. NEEDS TO SHUT UP NOOOWW!!
I stopped liking her as soon as she opened up her "mouth". Torture to my ears ow I think they're bleeding. Also why is everybody running away like a Godzilla movie? Plus, this is the commercial of the company that saved Chrysler? YIKES!!! |
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this cat is more intelligent than most ads film at 11 |
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Posted: 20 Sep 2011 at 12:22am |
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Posted: 20 Sep 2011 at 12:23am |
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Can't wait until she gains 60 lbs. and they start calling her "Jello".
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Posted: 20 Sep 2011 at 2:14am |
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The ad sucks, the song sucks, but I've gotten to like J. Lo over the years. Way too much overreaction and bitterness about her, and a lot of it seems more than a bit misogynistic.
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Posted: 28 Sep 2011 at 5:00pm |
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Posted: 28 Sep 2011 at 6:18pm |
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Guess ratattack didn't read all the above posts...
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Posted: 28 Sep 2011 at 6:36pm |
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I really don't care one way or another about JLo - neither like nor dislike her BUT (and there's always that but - or BUTT) - Sweet Sainted Mother of Buster Keaton - in every picture, video, movie, interview I see her in, she is always smeared in that SAME DAMN PINK LIP GLOSS>
Even in the movie "Enough" wher she gets the snot beat out of her, there's a scene where she has a big fat PINK LIP GLOSSED lip.
JEEZ - after a few decades, pick another niche!
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Posted: 28 Sep 2011 at 10:39pm |
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I like the new Fiat 500. They're exceedingly popular in Europe and it's about time they brought them over to the US.
I hate J-LO though, just because she's everywhere...and did she really have to divorce Mark Anthony? |
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It's ok, I'm in marketing!
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Posted: 28 Sep 2011 at 11:12pm |
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Enough crap defending Jennifer Lollapaloozia, or whatever her name is.
Your choice - first baby, or the age of 30, she will shrink 6 inches in heigth and expend 6 inches in width; it's kind of an off-hand bet I think I can make.
And anyone that thinks owning a FIAT 500 is cool clearly has more money than brains.
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Posted: 29 Sep 2011 at 7:23am |
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@ Stacy, um yeah I did, Ad Nauseum's post kinda set the tone. Oh and I've worked on enough cars to know that Fiat is Italian for cheap crap! ......
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Posted: 29 Sep 2011 at 7:51pm |
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Jennifer Lopez is 42 and her twins are 3 1/2, PaWolf---I don't get what you're trying to say?!
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Posted: 29 Sep 2011 at 10:36pm |
 whooohooo, stacy! ya got me there! Good one! I didn't know (nor have I ever wanted to know) that much about that yappy-dancy monkey that I wished would remain a lot more private.
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Posted: 30 Sep 2011 at 12:03am |
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Pa, you've become too old. I'm older than you, but consider Ms. Lopez hot. I'm not a fan, but I do appreciate a nice looking woman.
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Posted: 30 Sep 2011 at 1:28am |
Hooty - ya can slap lipstick on a pig - but that doesn't mean ya should take it out on a date. |
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Posted: 30 Sep 2011 at 1:33am |
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I didn't say I wanted to date her....
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Posted: 30 Sep 2011 at 2:01am |
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...uhhh, well...even if'n ya went for a short lil' trip to the barn for a little squallin' an' hollerin', ya'd still get murdelized by the Hootette for them there pink wax-smears on yer zipper there, Bobo...
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Posted: 30 Sep 2011 at 2:03am |
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...Aaaaaaaaaand...*I* don't think the Hootette would back your desire for that there brand-spankin' new Fiat 500 (your head would be sticking outta the sun roof, anyway).
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