What's the music in that commercial?

I most likely don't know.
I'm gonna suggest you try http://www.songtitle.info.
If you post this question on the message board,
the readers will rip you a new one.
 

Who is the actor in that commercial?

Again, I have no clue.
If you recognize them from a movie or tv show,
try visiting http://www.imdb.com and look up the credits for that show.

Where can I get a copy of a commercial?

I don't know.
I used to go to http://www.adcritic.com to see ads online,
but it is now a paid-subscription website.
AdCritic is mostly about good commercials.
And this here website is about bad commercials.

How to I reply to a message on the message board?

First decide which message you want to reply to.
Then you click on the words "post a reply to this message"

You do this by applying pressure to the mouse button with your finger.

It is generally considered a bad idea to place the mouse on the computer screen. Refer to your mouse manual for more information.

If you have done everything correctly to this point,
you will now be looking at a new page.

On this page there are text boxes where you can enter your name, your e-mail address, and the text of your message. These boxes are marked clearly.
To type in one, click on it.
Again, by applying pressure to your mouse button.

When you are finished typing all that you have to type,
You will click on the button that says "send." Click only once.
If you catch on quickly, you have already figured out how to click on something.

You're hot! Can I be your love slave?

I live with my wonderful sweet girlfriend in California.

And you are so not invited to participate.

No, seriously! You're hot!
What's makes you so hot?

I follow a diet and exercise program designed by Anthony Ellis
called Gaining Mass.

I also have the love of a good woman.

Where do you live?

None of yo beezwax.

Who are you, and who the fuck made you the authority on everything?

I'm just a guy who becomes very articulate when he's angry.
I have always been annoyed by television commercials.
One day I had the idea to make a website of commercials I hate:
a catalogue of all the things advertisers do that get on my nerves.
And ya know what? Lots of people hate the same commercials I do.
And for the same reasons. And I really don't need your petty jealousy.

And I'm always right. Everybody knows that.

Don't you have anything better to do than complain about stupid TV commercials?

Usually, yeah. I do. I once didn't update the website for an entire year. And personally, I think this website is fucking great. Commercials piss off a lot of people, and now they have somewhere to go. So up yours.