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Moochamoocha 
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 Topic: Doritos Taco ChipsPosted: 24 May 2011 at 5:10pm |
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Okay, I seriously hate this commercial.
For those of you fortunate enough not to hear it, it has this guy talking about how he's craving some Doritos taco chips. His dumbass friend tells him that he's no doctor but he believes him to be pregnant because of his intense cravings. The first guy goes on to say how the craving for these chips are CONSUMING him and the dumbass keeps going on about how it's the baby's way of telling him he's hungry. Honestly, could this guy BE any stupider? Every time this ad comes on, I want to hurl the radio out the window. |
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Madawee
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Posted: 25 May 2011 at 6:21pm |
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I heard this yesterday, too. A chip being "meaty" makes me want to vomit. And the "guy may be pregnant" bit is so asinine I want to stomp on his jewels to make damn sure he DOESN'T procreate.
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Posted: 25 May 2011 at 10:01pm |
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Sounds terrible the guy thinks his friend is pregnant because of intense cravings? Who is the billionaire they payed to make this ad? This guy deserves a dick punch, a knee to the head and a forced enema!!!!!
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this cat is more intelligent than most ads film at 11 |
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Posted: 29 May 2011 at 11:53pm |
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Ouch!!!
(And I'm not even a guy.)
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Posted: 30 May 2011 at 7:03pm |
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I am cracking up reading this because the description of the ad sounds so stupid that I would probably laugh at it the first time. I don't know why, but sometimes stupidity cracks me up just because I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea.
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This is your brain on commercials.
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 14 Jun 2011 at 5:42pm |
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Ugh, the Doritos dipsh*ts are back, only now they're talking about Doritos Pizza chips and the idiot guy now says that the guy who's craving the chips had been hypnotized at some party and that's why he's craving the chips. At least the other guy tries to dispute this but his friend is still a moron.
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Posted: 12 Aug 2011 at 4:25pm |
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Somebody PLEASE make these commercials stop!
Now they're back, only this time they're talking about Honey Barbecue Cheetos (sounds gross). The idiot friend tells Mr. Cravings that he's probably having some sort of weird twin connection because of his desire for these chips. He then goes on to say how much he wanted a brother and starts yelling "I'm coming to find you, brother! We'll eat puffy Cheetos together just like a REAL family!" I'm seriously going to kick this guy in the nuts if I ever meet him. No one's THAT stupid! |
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