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    Posted: 10 Aug 2013 at 8:39pm
I have TWO commercials to share.  Yeah, this campaign isn't bad enough to have one terrible commercial, but apparently they aren't going to stop being completely obnoxious any time soon.  
Let's start with this one:


This lady (the one visiting) is so damn obnoxious!  First-off, woman, you are visiting your sister's home.  Stop being such a rude guest!!!  If you're SO obsessed with your blasted wipes, here's an idea:  get in your car, drive to the nearest CVS, Walgreens, Kroger, Albertsons...ANYWHERE...and buy some yourself, rather than complaining and making a huge scene to your sister who was so kind enough to let you into her house.  If I was this woman's sister, I wouldn't have stopped at turning on the shower.  I would have gone to her house and started criticizing her for her stupid patterned toilet paper dispenser.  Oh, you know this insane lady has one of those!  

And now, here's one that's even more obnoxious:


When I first saw this commercial, I wanted to turn off my tv after that first line was said.  I don't want to hear random strangers talking about their bums!  I don't want to look at these people, and automatically think of them pooping.  I feel terrible for these people.  What do people who have had to see this commercial playing constantly think when they run into the folks in the ad?  I wouldn't want to run into any of these nice folks and think, "Oh yeah, they were in that commercial where they were talking about pooping."  And, to add insult to injury, they show two girls walking into a public restroom with the wipes.  Yeeeeah, couldn't they have just IMPLIED that they went in there?  Or, I don't know, even not bringing up the fact that they had to go right then and there in the first place?  Cottonelle is having less and less shame, I tell ya.  Couldn't they just bring back that cute puppy? 

"Out of all the worst possible things, this is the. Worst. Possible. Thing!"
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Total "CRAP".
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One of our local news stations had a report on how these wet wipes were clogging up sewer systems in different cities.

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^^ True. They need to break apart when flushed. Same could be said for this super strong toilet paper.
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Originally posted by CatWoman CatWoman wrote:

One of our local news stations had a report on how these wet wipes were clogging up sewer systems in different cities.
 
I heard about this issue quite a number of years ago -- that moist toilet wipes (any brand, not just Cottonelle) don't disintegrate (break apart) in water and then they subsequently fvck up the pipes. ConfusedOuchConfused

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