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    Posted: 26 Aug 2013 at 11:46pm
ENOUGH! No one wants to discuss this sh*t! (pun intended)

I'm actually disgusted that they had the two women go to the bathroom and try it and then come back out. They looked downright embarrassed. 


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The creepiest part is when she asks the teenage girls if they'd "like to have a go" - and then apparently follows them for a few seconds with the camera. WTF? Does she follow them in to inspect their dump?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote verminstew Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 1:47am
The next series of commercials for cottonelle should be like those too close tooth paste ones, take the roll to the toilet, sit there and talk to the camera about how soft the cottonelle is, how clean you feel, etc.  And the end of the commercial he or she is sitting on the exam table at the proctologist talking about how proud Doc will be that the switch to cottonelle has really helped your hemorrhoids.
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Enough with the toilet puns!! D:It's just ass wipe, okay? No need to be all elaborate over it!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ken 1802 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 1:49am
I started this same thread not too long ago. Just a heads-up. ;). That woman is creepy, asking random people about their butts. :X
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There you go Cottonelle, here's your next commercial.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 2:06am
Originally posted by verminstew verminstew wrote:

The next series of commercials for cottonelle should be like those too close tooth paste ones, take the roll to the toilet, sit there and talk to the camera about how soft the cottonelle is, how clean you feel, etc.  And the end of the commercial he or she is sitting on the exam table at the proctologist talking about how proud Doc will be that the switch to cottonelle has really helped your hemorrhoids.


While they're on the toilet, he/she can let out an awkward fart - Cottonelle would no doubt find that funny and "edgy".
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I hate how the old lady says she thinks she should use them. My Husband saw that last night and yelled "Ew! So she's walking around with a dirty ass?" Um yep! I think that's what they're going for. SO GROSS!!!
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"Hey, people, I'm hear to talk about your flabby wrinkly hairy smelly chocolate-covered arseholes. Now with normal toilet tissue it may not always be perfectly clean, but if you buy these overpriced totally useless and dumb wetwipes, your schincter will be shimmery-shiny-spick'n'span and clean enough to eat out."


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Who is that crazy albino bitch?  "Let's talk about your bum. On facebook"   Say What???? 
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"Hmm, where to next?"  :Quiverring:

It reminds me of The Basketball Diaries when the priest says, "We could do it again tomorrow if you like, Mr. Carroll."
Commercials..slowly taking over more and more of your television viewing time since 1955
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Madawee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 7:58pm
Disgusting and there is no need for a discussion about your a hole at the mall.
 
Besides, what are washcloths for?
 
Maybe they should be having this discussion in front of a Bed, Bath & Beyond.
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:



Who is that crazy albino bitch?  "Let's talk about your bum. On facebook"   Say What???? 
Not Albino, just Lanchashire-ian, I think (Honestly, her accent sounds horrendously raped, but I feel fairly certain I'm hearing Lancashire in there...or at least Northern...and no, that wasn't a prejudiced judgement on my part XD)

I mean, that's why you never see any Scottish people on television. THey have to film them in pitch black or else they show up as glowing white ghosts.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CorporateGreed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2013 at 11:46pm
Very disturbing. Now I have to watch PBS every time I eat a TV dinner because of this.
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I just saw this cross my television and was just like wtf.

My biggest concern was that people were just willing to talk to a stranger about their wiping habits so casually.
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Originally posted by SucroseHoney SucroseHoney wrote:

I just saw this cross my television and was just like wtf.

My biggest concern was that people were just willing to talk to a stranger about their wiping habits so casually.


Quite obvious that actors were paid lots to humiliate themselves on live television.
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I suppose since she's British it's supposed to be cute that she's using words like "bum", and phrases like "would you like to have a go?"

No one wants to hear people talk about wiping their ass. I don't care how obscure you try to make it.

I think I said this in the Charmin thread, but whatever happened to just pouring blue water on it and comparing it to the worse brand?
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I just had the great misfortune of seeing this commercial for the first time. GAH!!! WTF is wrong with advertisers? Who thinks this topic of conversation is OK? Do you wanna have a go! Really?! I don't care how much money any of these people were offered to shame themselves like they have... I guarantee it's nowhere near enough.
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ConfusedI duuno about anyone else, but Homey ain't using Cottenelle butt-wipe until it comes out in dark brown, so I don't get all grossed-by looking back at it after 1st use/abuse.; 
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Biggest issue is the one at the airport! if you're at the airport you're in a hurry and certainly do not want to have to use aar port bathroom unless you have to. You have to watch your luggage and tons of people coming and going.I assume the whole thing is staged with actors for being paid otherwise they'd have to approach 10,000 people to find one person willing to go on camera and grab a roll of toilet paper and try to go.
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I'm starting to miss the days when we were sheltered from dirty butthole talk by the FCC. I blame Family Guy and Janet Jackson.. though I kinda like Family Guy, so just Janet. All this so you could be the talk of the water cooler for showing us a very disappointing boob.

Thanks Janet, now I have people following me around with cameras and wetnaps.
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Frankly, I don't see why we need to have ads for toilet paper at all. Honestly, we all know where to find it and what it's for--why do we need commercials for it?
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I hate when ads feature a british person just to class up a product. Oh let's not have a dirty smelly American talk about wiping their ass, let's let Mary Poppins over here talk about "having a go" and "bums", INSTA CLASS. Ok we get it, there's an alternative (complimentary?) product to dry TP. Do people really need to be convinced to use it?? Either you like wiping your ass with a wet product or you don't. I happen to like it so it's a product I use. Though you could get the same results filling a peri bottle with warm water and going to town after a dump. One thing childbirth gave me, the joy of a peri bottle.
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Hey, I just realized something.  I never see pink or green or blue toilet paper anymore.  It used to come in all sorts of colors ('cept brown, of course).  When did this happen? 
 
I protest! 
 
 
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I hate when ads feature a british person just to class up a product. Oh let's not have a dirty smelly American talk about wiping their ass, let's let Mary Poppins over here talk about "having a go" and "bums", INSTA CLASS.
 
All they're missing is "loo" and "bullocks".
 
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