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    Posted: 22 Jul 2017 at 3:29am
Another celebrity endorsement for some medication.
I can never take Cyndi seriously with that f'ing accent.



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The accent has always sounded fake and exaggerated to me.

How old is she now anyway, about 65?

I wonder how much cosmetic surgery she's had.

Looks like probably a lot.

Or else the camera might've had some kind of filter or film over the lens to soften the lines and wrinkles.
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I just saw this commercial on TV tonight.  Cyndi is 64 and has had tons of plastic surgery:  nose job, eye lift, face lift, gets fillers and Botox, and of course intense skin care like chemical peels.
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She's always been a bit of a cartoon.  The accent is her schtick.  It's hard to take her seriously.
 
 
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Ah... "moderate to servere".
Did not disappoint.
 
I was worried there for a bit. 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Ah... "moderate to servere".
Did not disappoint.

I was worried there for a bit.


IK,R?

I really hate the ones where the "patient" says something like...

"My doctor told me I should take Loadacrapazine for my MODERATE TO SEVERE anal fungus"

So exactly which is it, moron... moderate or severe?????

Suckbags.
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U won't catch Madonna doing this junk..and thats the comparison that will always stick with Cyndi..she couldve been Madonna but shes too damn WEIRD. Surprisingly no LGBT slant to this, though..thats her schtick now hardcore
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I just saw this commercial on TV tonight.  Cyndi is 64 and has had tons of plastic surgery:  nose job, eye lift, face lift, gets fillers and Botox, and of course intense skin care like chemical peels.
Yikes!

But the question remains...Do 64 YO 'girls' just want to have fun?
Damn song has been stuck in my head all day.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I just saw this commercial on TV tonight.  Cyndi is 64 and has had tons of plastic surgery:  nose job, eye lift, face lift, gets fillers and Botox, and of course intense skin care like chemical peels.
Yikes!

But the question remains...Do 64 YO 'girls' just want to have fun?
Damn song has been stuck in my head all day.


And another question is, does She Bop?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I just saw this commercial on TV tonight.  Cyndi is 64 and has had tons of plastic surgery:  nose job, eye lift, face lift, gets fillers and Botox, and of course intense skin care like chemical peels.
Yikes!

But the question remains...Do 64 YO 'girls' just want to have fun?
Damn song has been stuck in my head all day.


And another question is, does She Bop?
 
Any more Botox and she's gonna Pop!
 
 
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^LOLLOL
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Any more Botox and she's gonna Pop!


There's gotta be a song in there somewhere.
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She's doin' the Botox Bop!  Tongue
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The Botox face -->
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Cyndi was the shait in the 80's! Tongue I have She Bop on my playlist! And Time After Time gives me the chills in a good way every time I hear it, no pun intended. :)  True Colors also gives me the chills in a good way too! Tongue
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One good thing I can say about Lauper is that at least she's not all sassy and "empowered" like most of today's female pop stars.  Also---and maybe I'm wrong here---but I don't think she screams out her songs like so many others do these days.
 
 
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That and her songs are actually SONGs and not jumproping chants..hear that , Beyonce?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Ah... "moderate to servere".
Did not disappoint.

I was worried there for a bit.


IK,R?

I really hate the ones where the "patient" says something like...

"My doctor told me I should take Loadacrapazine for my MODERATE TO SEVERE anal fungus"

So exactly which is it, moron... moderate or severe?????

Suckbags.


For some reason anal fungus reminds me of the diet pill, Alli. Which it's main side effect was anal leakage. Those were the days.....
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LOL  Anal fungus and anal leakage?

The human behind is amazing, most of us have one that can tell the difference between a liquid, solid or a gas passing. I have had my moments, depending on what I eat, it was really good that I only had a few steps to get to the bathroom. Embarrassed


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


LOL  Anal fungus and anal leakage?

The human behind is amazing, most of us have one that can tell the difference between a liquid, solid or a gas passing. I have had my moments, depending on what I eat, it was really good that I only had a few steps to get to the bathroom. Embarrassed




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LOLLOLLOLLOL

I was looking for the gif of the kitten hanging by it's front paws...Oh Sh*t!
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The guy was lucky he was in the shower.

I'd have been as far up underneath that shower nozzle as I could get with the water on as hot and full blast as I could get it.

Then I'd have tried to take that other guy down and crap in his face.
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Cosentyx must cause a speech impediment also, both Cindy and the bald guy speak the same strange way.

And, what in the hell is Cindy spraying on her arms?  Krylon 'pasty white' paint?



 


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She needs to quit trying to look like she's still 25.

She's 65 if she's a day and we all know it.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

(1) She needs to quit trying to look like she's still 25.

(2) She's 65 if she's a day and we all know it.
(1) Agreed.

(2) She's 64 and has been married to the same man since 1991, and has a 19-year-old son.

She's a spokeswoman for LGBT because her sister is gay.

Not that I follow her or anything.  Embarrassed
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