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jjr
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Posted: 04 Dec 2016 at 3:24am |
take a sh*t at home and ship it to a doctor in a ups box. ick.
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ChrisInMI
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Another talking box. Let's hope this one doesn't start rapping too.
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Ad nauseous
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Oh no. "Go sh*t a brick, then ship it ick Get the test results that you need No cancer I hope so Everybody put your butts in air for me!" Oh God what have I done!? |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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OperatorStandingBy
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This whole "home colon cancer test" is not something that I can get "behind"..................
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PaWolf
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okokok...how many of you jokers have actually had a colonoscopy? You've heard how important they are - let me tell you how much FUN they are! Not much, no. 'Doing the DipStick Swab' and mailing it off may save a date with the camera tube and put your mind at ease as you run out to buy that pack of 'Depends' for your dual-leakage problem - "...at least it's not cancer, doncha know..."
~~~~ (comments from another thread at another time....) *JUST* saw this commercial and I *JUST* finished dinner! Yea...I've had to 'Donate from Home' before, also - but never send through the mail. Always had to drop one/drive in/drop off - but it has been years and I'm not too excited about the memories that are coming back now. I seem to remember something like 'poop-on-a-stick' and seal in plastic bag or 'scoop with spoon and stick in vial then seal'. I just couldn't dropping a loaf in a box and turning it over at the post office...
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Thor
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I can't imagine being a med student and thinking "Yep. Proctology. That's the field for me."
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Jimbo
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It has its benefits....
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aka ron
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Something about sending my crap via UPS is just wrong.
I still see this commercial and I keep hearing "Then you just go. Just sh*t me to the lab." |
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meecepeece
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Ok I am sorry but this is one of the best new things invented! If someone is ONLY concerned abt colon cancer, but does not have Chrones or some other reason to still need a full test done, youcan avoid a colonoscopy and do this instead! And apparently not one of you have ever experienced a colonoscopy prep??? If you ever do so you will immediately reaize just how PREFERABLE it is to send a box of poop through the mail, and just how NOT disgusting that will sem by comparison. Comparison being three days of taking an overdose of laxatives, pooping until your waste comes out clear, being unable to leave the house, unable to eat, forced to consume a ton of repulsive liquids and gatorade just so you do not dehydrate and wind up dying innthe ER. Etc. And my description is NOTHING compared to reality. This is why Even with a risk of cancer I absolutely refuse to EVER have the test done. If a simple check like this poop in a box and send it, can save my life because I will NOT take a colonoscopy prep, even in a life and death situation I will NoT, but will do this easy test advertised and could save my life, this is wonderful! A first step. Next they need to invent a replacement for a full colonoscopy, that tests it all/ polyps, cancer, tears, tumors etc . With ZERO preperation hell. That will be something I can do!
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aka ron
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I wonder if they have guidelines on the size, texture of the stool sample.
I have plenty of poop, some days are better than others.
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sgtrock21
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I do one for my annual physical. I have always imagined a parody of the old 'candygram' commercial. Mail carrier walking through the lab door loudly announcing "poopiegram"!
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Brendalou
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I swear I hear "just sh!t me to the lab", when this commercial comes on.
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